trophyshy

Still fuck all fret

1st of March was the last PL goal from any of our current team.

I don't even...

I've had more fun with diarrhea.

Williamson you fucking omnispaz.

PELVIC MESH WARNING! Gerrin!

These yank adverts are better than the game.

Mike needs to invest in a barn door, the fat cunt.

complete pish so far.

Hoovers are designed to collect dust. Who is this cockwomble?

Given the near unbridled optimism on here, we'll surely get tanked.

Maybe he'd knock our own Bowser off the castle?

Not so much had my expectations dampened down, more my general interest pissed all over really.

So, worth watching th'neet?

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Have we signed a striker or a CB yet?

I spent the entire 90s raving and know virtually none of this music.

Shola still available.

How does it feel being owned by people who live in the dark ages?

That ridiculous black panel on the chest, is that to signify that the heart has been removed from the club?

FRIENDLIES MEAN NOTHING

Exactly! Call that a knife?

Stevie can you set your phone as a hot spot (wi-fi point that uses 3/4g) and link Gemmill's ipad to the wifi on your phone? Will require a large data plan and your phone being fully charged (or plugged in). With any luck you'll be knocked out anyway and miss the club's invasive surgery by Man City. Good luck with the op btw. WTF good is a fighter jet if there's a bomb on a plane anyway? 'don't you dare set off that bomb or we'll blow you out of the sky!'.

Can we hold his?