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He's like a shit Viz character.

Happy Birthday!

Bit harsh Tom lad.

I always park in the kiddies spaces and just say I've lost them.

There'll be blue pop over the shite cliffs at Roker.

THANNK FCUK

Approaching 8 hours without a goal.

Pardew has something to hang his hat on now, the useless arsehole. "If that wud av gone in blarghhl blaghl blarghghglanslkdjahd;oifhqe;roivq;ioerogvo'`aeirG`AEae`qr"

You have got to be fucking joking

50,417 utter mugs

Too obvious all of this. Do a star jump or something ffs.

This has driven me to Zapain.

FUICKNNINGGNDFGNDFGDFGDFG DFN GSDFKGN SDFINSDFLKNSLERNKFNV

Villa can sneak this.

Defence looks rock solid as usual.

There'll be one goal in it. Coin toss as to who gets it. Benteke probably. We've not scored for 6 hours.

Pardew out.

I like red ones.

Happy Birthday mate. Get yourself nicely mengled.

Ashley for the toon!

Good to know someone on here actually contemplates the OP rather than just posting shitty gifs.

The hair is accurate, I'll give you that much.