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Oh aye some Jarl gave me a woman and the freedom of the city or something like that. I think I killed a dragon for him. I told the woman to wait somewhere then completely forgot about her. Several days later I got a message saying she had tired of waiting and fucked off. Whoops. Can't hang on to a horse or a woman tbh. Too busy killing and travelling in straight lines.

Aye, I'd love to buy a house but despite talking to every lurker and layabout in towns have yet to be offered one. Mind you, I look like a right clip.

That sounds more like it. It's cracking like, but seems to suffer much like Red Dead Redemption in that there is, so far, no point in having all this gold. I bought a horse but he buggered off when I couldn't take him into a city and there's not a whore to be found.

I don't mind a bit of parallel wanking like.

Bounty hunters after me ffs.

I was actually referencing Scrooge, you daft sod! But, I see where you're coming from on the Christmas Past thing for Fatty the Flounce… Ant, do your duty I knew that man, I just saw an opportunity to stir the flouncing festive one.

Wouldn't surprise me to see him down here, wearing a pink cowboy hat and gobshiteing that the front at South Shields has more to offer than Brighton.

Nice lads! Free festival ticket, free food and you can sleep in the gazebo when we're closed.

Fuck it, I'm going to write him a strongly worded letter.

Semi-rained off and fucking Nandos were giving away free food at the entrance (I kicked off like, put an end to that). But as a first go it was good, ironed out a lot of creases. Did another weekend since, sold out of food, fucked off before the end and made good coin, which was obviously a class result. And that dahl was taste tested by an elderly Indian lady who grudgingly declared it better than hers (and came back for more on the Sunday). Mothballed for the winter (focussing on the art stuff), but drawing up a list of festies to do next year. Cheers for asking, and fuck having a boss!

Drinking a glass of Claret, pre-watershed, indoors. Shall I ban mesel?

No, but they whipped out a survey quicker than neutrinos. A survey.

As long as there's nay interrogation scenes.

Do people still get their ashes spread there?

He would only do something to further spite us imo. Changing the seats to say SD he may not yet have thought of, so thanks for that HF. Be nice to him and he may let us keep our colours/name.

I never cared for Oblivion, so on the strength of this I've taken the plunge. Got it for £33 online. http://www.dealspwn.com/skyrim-3329-voucher-code-sainsburys-entertainment-ps3-xbox-360-83338?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Dealspwn+(Dealspwn)

Wtf is Batman doing in there?

Howay then, where's the first TTT review?

QFT. No stoop is too low for his self esteem.

Worth watching just to see him doing Orbital with a banjolele

Remove the s and replace 'club' with 'team'.

Just to repeat what's been said several times, for those of you in black and white, the club will never see a fucking penny from this renaming.

Good post but I don't agree it's all about cash, I think he likes to flex his power and seek vengeance for his bruised ego. If it was simply about the cash why not do it sooner, why not do it when we were relegated when we 'needed' the cash? I can't believe a company would risk coming in and anyone from 'international branding experts' to the fucking tea lady would say don't do this, no-one will buy it and you'll be hated. He knows this, he's not daft. So it's free advertising to SD and another fuck you to the fans who sing nasty things about him. 'Dekka they're still singing that fahkin song!' 'Okay boss, I'll have a word with them'...../releases condescending guff 'I heard that song again Del Boy! What did I say you specky cahnt!' 'I'm sorry Mike, I don't know what else to do.' 'I fahkin do, let's do away with St James' Park.' .......... Ego's got him all that cash. You might be right mate purely on the psychology I don't know. Ego no doubt plays a massive part in everything he does, but I spose if you were being less sentimental about it (in absolutely no way a criticism of you as if you don't experience an emotional reaction to this then you've no business as a fan), you might equally characterise it as 'instinct' rather than ego. Ie "fuck it and screw the consequences, it's got SD written on it so it'll line my pockets". His instinct is pure, unsentimental commercialism. If that is the truth that is possible worse then the spiteful megalomaniac I put forward. It would mean he does not even consider the fans, it would mean he is a cold blooded cunt. Didn't he have some relationship with the fans in the early days that suggested some room for non commercial thinking?

Listen to what I say in future? You should set up an Agony Uncle thread in general chat Leazes.