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Fascinating stuff Gem, technology is fucking mental. And, most importantly, you've now got a cracking excuse for not going shopping with your lass!

Sign is outdated.

Ordered. Loads of my mates are bothered so near-enforced botheredness on my part. Looks great though.

Can't wait to have a go on those wind turbines.

Does that mean you can switch it on and off, or does it kick in if it senses you've missed a beat?

What's the crack with batteries Gem? Do they need to open you up every few years to replace? Full on like. Fair play.

No Towel Required.

Our keeper was class at Stoke last night; Krul Brittania.

Slightly mental but still (NSFW) http://www.agentprovocateur.com/soiree-video.html?theme=soireegold

Funny reading the Stoke forum this morning. Bile fuelled. Didn't realise they hated us that much. Not sure why, with the results they've got from us prior to last night. Do you mean Oatcake? Shitcake more like, what a fucking mess that site is.

If we get results against any of the top three (ahem, four) then that'll be put down to them having a bad day etc. Nay cunt likes us where we are, they want to explain it away. They can go fuck themselves.

E-I-E-I-E-I-O!

Highlights http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/premier-league/video/allvideos-22327918/27117548

I've just been watching the birthing videos on youtube. Once the shoulders are out it's like a cannon.

We want video! Get a norwegian tv2 sumo subscription! You're also the closest person to be able to claim a free nosh from Saltwater...let us know if he's any good.

3rd then?

Evens out the madness, slightly in our favour.

Soft penalty but naive from Ba. He now must get his hat-trick. Perch supposed to shore this up is he?

Santon's undercrackers

Playing classic away team tictacs, working well but can see them scoring.

Be quite nice to have a rabies case on the board for Halloween, dead festive.

The dog or the owner? It was a rather big man, actually. He didn't even apologize, the bastard. It's Kitman who should apologise tbf.

Slaves.