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Get with the times man, you damp squid. Think it was sweetleftpeg that famously flunked that one on here. Have you seen that episode of The IT Crowd btw? Nah, hook me up plz.

I know a few economic migrants, gone to Dubai and Bahrain. Keep themselves to themselves and don't mix with the indigenous peoples. Hopefully having their hands cut off by some stone cold sober locals about now as punishment for their lack of effort to integrate.

Get with the times man, you damp squid.

I can't recall if this has been up, an oldie but a goody

Climate Change killed Maddy.

I think Mr Irrelevant puts a strong case forward as to why they shouldn't bother.

I've had this conversation with my friend who teaches asylum seekers English. I think he has a somewhat distorted take on it, but his argument is along the lines of; they can't afford to learn English, have no previous experience of learning environments, have the obvious challenges of actually getting onto courses, may be from very different cultures and simply too scared/alienated to try and integrate in this way and many others. There were a few other points but I was struggling to understand him as his dad's Indian.

haha........I've tried doing that, and it locked me out from trying, I can't find the registration, it could be any of a few different email addresses......seriously its more likely it isn't me. I'll try again though. Is is you like.... LeazesMag LeazesMag How do you get rid of a Skidmark 19 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply

summed up succinctly there. i tire of leazesmag's obession with 'being proved right about the old board', as i suspect the majority of posters here do. it happens with almost every thread he conrtibutes to. the sad thing is, he can be a half decent poster when he isn't banging on about the same boring old crap. i had to put him on ignore because it's endless and was spoiling my enjoyment of this place. some do, some don't. If you don't want me to mention you, stop mentioning me. Alex has said why you have put me on ignore, and you know he is correct, that reason is so sad and pathetic. I post about things I am interested in, same as you, I am not interested in choosing my favourite players etc which is my choice, but I don't moan on all the time about the club like you do, and I didn't wish for the situation the club is now in with a new owner, like you did. If you think I ruin threads for you , which is strange when you are now saying the same things I have said for years, fine, but stop speaking for other people. You ruin threads for me too, because you are an absolute whining cretin, without any balls, and I have no respect for you because you have no balls. It's not just him you're ruining it for though Leazes tbf, loads of people are asking you to pack it in. You can't be blind to that. He probably won't read that, or respond and show some maturity by acknowledging it, but I will not make any more references to him unless he accuses me of ruining threads without even seeing what I am posting. His constant moaning is irritating though, as he wanted a new owner etc, he should really shut up tbh, in my opinion. Getting back to the thread, the question is what will the club do with the Enrique money, because he is going. Can you please, for the love of Allah, show some maturity (particularly given your years) and drop it yourself? Im asking you nicely, with sugar on the top, pretty fucking please.

I started supporting them when I was 10, and I started supporting them because I was born in Newcastle. I didn't even know that money was so important. A few years ago, I'd had my fill with listening to fans demand that chairmen spend spend spend. I'd also noticed that Man U fans and Chelsea fans quickly grew immune to feelings of pleasure, after a few years of winning loads of leagues (the CL became their one real source of pleasure). I also noticed how happy Fulham fans and Burnley fans were when they did much better than expected. That's when it dawned on me, what success really means. And it has nothing to do with buying trophies. If you don't want to regard me as a Toon fan, then that's fine. The fact that I was totally gutted, and still am, about losing out on that 9th place at the end of last season, is my reassurance that I'm a true fan - and that's more important than what other people think. Basically, I'm too busy hoping we do well, to worry about my own standing among Toon fans. And, may I ask what year you were 10 years old, Nick?

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Nick I understand your views, but to my mind it makes you NOT a Newcastle United supporter. And in any case if that is the type of team you want to support fuck knows why you picked Newcastle, hardly the most respectable club out there? Why do you pretend to support our club? Or rather, what made you choose to follow this particular business model?

I agree with that, but just below that is trying to win. Nick-K-P-Crisps do you think Mike Ashley is trying to win anything, ever? Generally in football this means getting some of the best players, and these cost money. Your noble fiscal ideas may be laudable financially and ethically, but you would be condemning our team to maybe winning the odd relegation battle or lower division title. This is why your views are unwelcome, because deep down most of us, despite the decades of misery and being shat on, hope and want us to compete to win. You seem to think we should be happy with good finances and cheap players, this is not what football is about, is it? Freddie et al are the only people in our lifetimes who put us up there where we all, except seemingly you, want to be. Having a pop at an ex chairman for signing some of the world's top players when we sit under this shower of shit beggars belief, can you see that, at all?

I'm not really sure. I think its pretty pathetic of Gloomy to be so hypocritical. What a shame he ruins threads with his posts. If only he had agreed with me 4 years ago instead of giving me so much flak for being right, because he is now posting everything I said 4 years ago. Maybe he could bring himself to admit it ? That hypocrisy, real or imagined, may be pathetic but what certainly is pathetic is to go on and on about it endlessly like a child. Let it go man. It does you no favours whatsoever.

Let it go man Leazes, what are you hoping to achieve?

I should have discounted lasses, I mean obviously all the girls are lovely, and they all have lovely bottoms and the like.

How many frickin hands have you got like? Are you Lord Shiva? I have an elaborate Steven Hawking type set up (just next to the gas hob) for browsing. Utilising various facial gestures and winks I move, hands free, through the internet. It's not perfect though, by the time I get to Billy Mill Roundabout I've often grimaced and twitched my way to something wholly inappropriate for wanking in the kitchen.

Tit pics win votes.

the tits were those who backed Souness to the end, and those who said "anybody but Fred would do better than this". And a u-turn is what you did rather than just admit you got it all wrong. Anyway, I don't honestly know why you got involved in this thread......unless you are obsessed like mancmag and MF Surely a U-turn would be admit you were wrong. I take the point, maybe it isn't the most descriptive thread title, but not having it in you to admit you were wrong is what exactly ? Your life's work?

Come on you misanthropic cunts, let's balance things out a bit.

was wondering if Gloomy would spark into action tbh, and stop fucking moaning about everything when he has everything he wanted. Of course, Gemmill could go close for his unquestioned support of backing Souness with unlimited funds to build his own team, right up until the day he was sacked. You're a few days late with mentioning that one tbf.

Plagiarism doesn't pay well.

Didn't he decide he wasn't a Christian in the end? Fucked if I could work it out.

Did you see the ITV EXCLUSIVE poll, saying 58% of the UK basically couldn't give a fuck about the Olympics? News that is, right fucking there.