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Man City spent almost half a billion. That table should be the other way around, well done Mike!

If they had any balls then they would be fighting these bastards not taking it up the wrongun. They should launch a campaign to boycourttt the first cup game, papers do actually have some clout, a disgrace they are not using it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_...nality_disorder

Wouldn't be surprised to see Barton end up there with Gerrard perma crocked. I'll be ignoring every Newcastle game at this rate. That is probably what it'll come to with this regime, they'll only have the truly mong-featured left. Still, it's great knowing that the club is breaking even. GETS ME SO EXCITED!

Go with your first instinct mate.

howay Chez, speak up man.

CUNTERHEAD!

I hope the fans can get behind the new bank balance, once the cash has settled in we can expect a good rate of interest.

Cunterhead

I would pay £15 on PPV to watch that fight. Get 10000 signed up and Ashley would probably go for it.

urgh

I no do siricon!

what claims, wtf is going on here?

5 would do. With addresses.

Joey Barton to win a trophy in the next 2 years.

Not you DM, Ashley!

Megalomaniac narcissist. A delightful combination.

Well putting myself in the position of Mike Ashley, I would acknowledge that she, let's call her Joanne, was the best pie salesperson in the company even though she had been telling customers, quite rightly, what a cunt I am. I would look to move her out and make sure that I had a replacement lined up. Furthermore I would make sure that I got the best possible deal for moving her on, but if that became difficult then I would let her go of course. But, to continue the fucked up analogy, if I was a twat and all my customers knew it I would, in pie reality, expect to lose my customers to Nontwat Pies down the road. But pie eaters aren't like that, once they've chosen their brand of pie they tend to stick with it for life, and I know this. So I can sack mouthy Joanne in the safe knowledge that the mugs who buy my pies will almost all come back tomorrow, even though they know I'm a fat, arrogant pie spunking tosser because they are unable to switch to a different type of pie even though they know they are eating my rancid manfat in every bite. Also my pie shop happens to be in the flight path of Heathrow and Gatwick so I can advertise my alcopop brand to the whole world for next to nothing, even if pie sales do dip, I can't lose. I would hire another Joanne, she may or may not be as good as mouthy Joanne but who gives a fuck because the moronic lifelong pie eaters will come back ad nauseum. What is really great is some of my lifelong pie eaters are so mad with the pies they will defend my sacking of Joanne, my spunking in the pies and my generally being a tosser because they could not actually face up to the fact they should give up pies, the fat bastards.

The only pertinent and undeniable fact is that the club have transfer listed the player of last season. Make of that what any person with sense would. If you then put that in the context of other movements it's even more condemning. In January the club sold their leading scorer who was contracted to the club for 5 years. In June the club sold their leading scorer and captain who was contracted to the club for 2 years. Extenuating facts in every case though.

The facts are our owner continues to shit on us from a great height and you continue to dig around to find ways to apologise for him. I don't get it, perhaps someone could give me a steer.

CT you really are a tedious attention seeking wanker. Presented with a range of facts, rumours and half truths you will focus on the ones which allow you to argue the alternate view, every time, without fail. Did your parents ignore you as a child?

The only way to truly NOT support them is to stop spending money. Sorry, but there it is. I now firmly believe that people need to collectively turn their backs on the club they love. A huge ask I know, and I am currently an OOT so it's easier for me. It might hurt in the short term but it could speed the process of this bastard selling up. And is really the only thing we can do. Protests do nowt other than give the southern press more ammunition. They do not deserve a penny from any fans.

I agree with all that AP. Here's to what Newcastle United was and will one day be again.

Hopefully the French lads will never learn enough English to know what they've signed up to.