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you're a sexy woman Flo.

Belated happy birthday mate, you're about 3 weeks younger than me. Bastard.

why wait and see when there's axes to be ground?

wtf is Aurasma? Sounds like something from a Viz classified.

has Kevin EVER had a LOL in the history of the board? Let's see if we can give him one for his birthday, eh?

I think this is my third account on here, first joined in about 04/05. I joined this board because it had the best crack and the least mongs.

A fucking kettle full of them, the gluttonous moonface.

Surely you meant glass, not class, what with that amazing internationally renowned museum?

never really showed much potential.

Isn't this the second time we've done this?

Well the CSA tried to pin him on me when I was at Uni and I guess he'd have been around 3 then... so he'll be 10 or so. Been getting a Fathers Day card on and off from about then. Some of them have messages like "Mummy says you're no good, but I know you'll come back to us one day", this one just said "Dear Daddy, fuck you" He's a funny funny guy... Brilliant.

starting loads of threads is a sure fire way to unpopularity. Limit yourself to one a week I reckon.

fuck off man!

Couldn't hack the goldfish bowl.

he sounds a canny bloke how old is this bairn of yours?

Very inclusive poll this allowing 0 year olds in. I should cut down on the cunting, fucking and shitting if that box gets any ticks.

happy birthday, sorry about the soundtrack.

can you put that into his sig please?

I just made roast carrot and ginger soup. Not quite got enough ooomph for me but I think it'll sell.

If there is a hell Fist, you are going to be guest of honour.

one or the other imo. No need for both.

go on, waste another moment. I double dare you.

impressive to fuck up a sauce like, what did you put in it? Diesel?

do you think by typing these things out then they are going to happen? everyone knows all this shit but unless you can persuade everyone in the WORLD to stop watching football then it's not going to fucking change. So stop it with the wanna be keyboard revolutionary garbage And yes, I keep my fish in a shoebox. FFS.