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anyone on here tried a fleshlight? would anyone own up to it if they had? KSA would obviously.

Hippy's cum?

a one off, circumstantial which I cba to go into, but yes, fucking idiot.

nice legs, shame about the gegs.

and that is why HF is a legend on this board. (he's the only one who can be arsed - fair play to the man)

Once when utterly hammered I drove (not proud of this) into a BK drive through. The place was shut but they'd left the payment hatch slightly open so I slid it open and stumbled my way in with the intention of cooking something for myself. Once I started staggering about inside I had a moment of clarity and realised I was probably on camera and tripped some alarm somewhere. Ran back to hatch, fell out the other side and sped off like a tit. Got away with it all fortunately, but what a fucking bellend.

Facts all come with points of view.

'Geordio Armani' meanwhile is the most outstanding bit of name-based humour ever to grace the internet.

On a massive tangent, I found Blue Moon in the Bees Mouth as well pal. Expensive stuff though. aye, I heard that last night funnily enough. £4.35 in the Queens

amazed people still have a go tbh. Hats off to you all.

I would say the fact that he said it means he does say.

I'm not leaving until we get a trophy.

was that you you cunt?!

Don't forget 'being right'.

So friends is the answer I suppose. If i hadn't brusied ribs atm i would've headed down to fill in for ya! Is that from crawling under the floorboards and that mate?

Who's on the free transfer list?

Hin'll fix it for you ba ba baaaaaaaa ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaaaa

fuck me he's off again! Lock the thread for a few days!

Who is this Hin then? I think I've heard of the other two.

Jose Kanu Cee

Aye that was a proper computer nerd couple of posts like I like to think i'm some kind of mix between Sheldon from the big bang theory and House....but i'm neither, just a grumpy sarcastic git

No, why would it?

nice paint job mate!