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Finding those questions a little difficult AF? Here's one to add to the list - why are you saying every person on this forum is racist, sexist and homophobic? Given that they really have nothing in common. Most Newcastle fans, not all - some Liverpool or Sunderland. Most English, not all - some Irish or German. Could it be that you're getting defensive? I'll make it easy for you, what have I personally ever said that is remotely racist, sexist or homophobic? I'm still looking for answewrs on my other questions by the way. Whilst I remain ever civil to you, as you requested, and you continue to shout abuse. 32854[/snapback] I have never said that every person on this forum is racist, sexist and homophobic. I don't have time to answer your questions all day long, sorry if I missed some. If you are not racist, sexist or homophobic then you won't have been bothered by my comments. You also won't have enjoyed the racist, sexist and homophobic jokes. Why are you trying to make an issue out of nothing?

Yes, sorry I did miss your question. My wife has found the attitude of her male colleagues extremely tiring. They find her a curiosity as she is university educated and can do things that they think you need to have a penis to do (like negotiate contracts). They constantly patronise her basically. I have also had more light-hearted examples of astonishment that I do some of the cooking and hang out the washing etc. If you are offended by my opinion, then I apologise and I'm pleased if your experience has been different.

Spot on dude.

You are very very boring. Well done. You are also racist, sexist and homophobic. You should try to get up to speed with attitudes in the civilised world. You can divert attention all you like, but I'm right and you know it.

I am permanently on stealth mode because the option is there. I am self employed and it pays for me to live. Any other banal questions? 32807[/snapback] You attack the questions becuase you don't like to be found out, don't worry that's natural. You said you ran your own company and did your own accounts yet when asked a very basic accounting question which you would be required to know to do those accounts you got it wrong, why? And why do you keep avoiding this topic? Oh and by the way, doing something because you can is infantile logic, care to try again? 32810[/snapback] I didn't invent stealth mode, so fuck yourself. I am self employed and have a business of which I am the sole trader. It pays for me to do the things I want to do. I got caught out on an accounting question which was my mistake. It won't happen again. I'm sorry. 32814[/snapback] Since when has being a rent boy been classed as running your own business??? And you've avoided his question on using stealth mode again, obviously can't answer it, so you'd better tell people to fuck off again, that'll work. 32815[/snapback] You're a complete cock. You have a "futurama" avatar. And a quote in your sig. You are a complete cock. Well done.

I am permanently on stealth mode because the option is there. I am self employed and it pays for me to live. Any other banal questions? 32807[/snapback] You attack the questions becuase you don't like to be found out, don't worry that's natural. You said you ran your own company and did your own accounts yet when asked a very basic accounting question which you would be required to know to do those accounts you got it wrong, why? And why do you keep avoiding this topic? Oh and by the way, doing something because you can is infantile logic, care to try again? 32810[/snapback] I didn't invent stealth mode, so fuck yourself. I am self employed and have a business of which I am the sole trader. It pays for me to do the things I want to do. I got caught out on an accounting question which was my mistake. It won't happen again. I'm sorry.

Gemmill, People with a bit of "get up and go" are able to work for themselves. I don't have to deal with an annoying boss and I enjoy what I do. If you want to believe my life is hell, feel free.

I am permanently on stealth mode because the option is there. I am self employed and it pays for me to live. Any other banal questions?

ok so your sensibilities must infringe on mine? your ideologies and beliefs are somehow more improtant than mine? if you were truly truly offended by these jokes ask yourself a question, why did you look in the thread? you did so to begin this argument, you wanted to see what would offend you, so that you may be offended. I don't ask Chavs their opinion of me, I don't spit my dummy when other people on this board mock my weight, fashion sense, baldness etc. Each of which are in my opinion, as much as an indication of the man within as colour religion or nationality. My dad always told me "Listen to the music, not just the lyrics". [patronise] By that he meant that to look at not only what is said, but who says it, in what context and in which tone.[/patronise] The jokes in that thread were deliberately put into a specific thread which had clear warnings that you should not look if you're afraid you may be offended, you ignored that and as such can have no legal, moral or pedantic reasons to complain. I wouldn't let a 5yr old child watch a horror movie, then sue the distributor for upsetting the kid, I wouldn't smoke 40 a day then sue big tobacco for the lung cancer I get, I wouldn't wear a Newcastle Shirt in the middle of Sunderland and expect love and hugs from all and sundry! The minute you ignored the warning you gave up your right to bitch and whine. You remind me of all these idiots who come to the fore in this increasingly litigious society, all seeking someone to blame for their inadequacies, it's the companies fault I broke my knee, it's the governments fault I'm overweight, it's your fault my blood pressure increases to much that I have a coronary. take responsibilities for your actions, you looked somewhere you were warned not to. That was your CHOICE, as such you have no right to accuse others of infringing on your sensibilities. You chose to look and risk offence, those that posted jokes did not force them upon you. if you don't like cheese, don't buy pizza 32732[/snapback] How did you get to litigious society from being offended by some frankly appalling jokes? I hate compensation culture as much as you do, don't assume you understand my views on other topics. If I say to you, beware, offensive content and then post a link, and that link happened to be a child being raped, how would you feel? Would you have "asked for it"? 32792[/snapback] Tell us again about the business you run, Mr. Branson. 32795[/snapback] I work for myself. It pays the bills. Now fuck off.

Super logic Einstein.

Is that a loosely-veiled threat?? Pretty big words, particularly from someone who views the forum in stealth mode (the mods and admins can see you doing that you know! ) 32785[/snapback] If I was trying to hide, I wouldn't post..... I am in stealth mode because there is the option. Don't put it on your forum if you don't want people to use it.

ok so your sensibilities must infringe on mine? your ideologies and beliefs are somehow more improtant than mine? if you were truly truly offended by these jokes ask yourself a question, why did you look in the thread? you did so to begin this argument, you wanted to see what would offend you, so that you may be offended. I don't ask Chavs their opinion of me, I don't spit my dummy when other people on this board mock my weight, fashion sense, baldness etc. Each of which are in my opinion, as much as an indication of the man within as colour religion or nationality. My dad always told me "Listen to the music, not just the lyrics". [patronise] By that he meant that to look at not only what is said, but who says it, in what context and in which tone.[/patronise] The jokes in that thread were deliberately put into a specific thread which had clear warnings that you should not look if you're afraid you may be offended, you ignored that and as such can have no legal, moral or pedantic reasons to complain. I wouldn't let a 5yr old child watch a horror movie, then sue the distributor for upsetting the kid, I wouldn't smoke 40 a day then sue big tobacco for the lung cancer I get, I wouldn't wear a Newcastle Shirt in the middle of Sunderland and expect love and hugs from all and sundry! The minute you ignored the warning you gave up your right to bitch and whine. You remind me of all these idiots who come to the fore in this increasingly litigious society, all seeking someone to blame for their inadequacies, it's the companies fault I broke my knee, it's the governments fault I'm overweight, it's your fault my blood pressure increases to much that I have a coronary. take responsibilities for your actions, you looked somewhere you were warned not to. That was your CHOICE, as such you have no right to accuse others of infringing on your sensibilities. You chose to look and risk offence, those that posted jokes did not force them upon you. if you don't like cheese, don't buy pizza 32732[/snapback] How did you get to litigious society from being offended by some frankly appalling jokes? I hate compensation culture as much as you do, don't assume you understand my views on other topics. If I say to you, beware, offensive content and then post a link, and that link happened to be a child being raped, how would you feel? Would you have "asked for it"?

It's 'funny' how you've taken umbrage with those jokes yet you made a joke yesterday which denigrated the women of Newcastle. I didn't find your joke particularly offensive (or funny) I just find it hypocritical that you think it's ok to make a sexist joke yet find these ones unsavoury. Maybe it's because you are pursuing an agenda to back up yesterday's claim that the people of Newcastle have less enlightened views when it comes to women and minorities. 32694[/snapback] Make you look racist, sexist and homophobic? No, I'm sure you can do that for yourselves. I don't even have to try. As for my "joke" yesterday, it was not degrading to women, more highlighting a lack of opportunity for many women in this area. It's easy to be confused when you are ignorant. 32704[/snapback] There's as much opportunity for women in this area as there is anywhere else. It depends on the ambition and motivation of the woman. Your comments yesterday were ridiculous. As for you starting threads like this, I think you lack some sort of attention and the only way to get it is to drag something up on a message board from bloody ages ago, that everyone involved knew was a joke, hoping it'll get a bite. Well done - you got one, now please fuck off. 32712[/snapback] I'm sorry to correct you, but the attitudes towards women are way behind those in London. I have seen it first hand. You are deluded. Now fuck off yourself.

It's not ok. If you are seriously trying to defend your right to tell whatever joke you like, whilst hiding behing the old "not for the easily offended" tag, then you are truly ignorant. That excuse hasn't been acceptable for a generation. I suggest you rethink your views on a range of matters.

It's 'funny' how you've taken umbrage with those jokes yet you made a joke yesterday which denigrated the women of Newcastle. I didn't find your joke particularly offensive (or funny) I just find it hypocritical that you think it's ok to make a sexist joke yet find these ones unsavoury. Maybe it's because you are pursuing an agenda to back up yesterday's claim that the people of Newcastle have less enlightened views when it comes to women and minorities. 32694[/snapback] Make you look racist, sexist and homophobic? No, I'm sure you can do that for yourselves. I don't even have to try. As for my "joke" yesterday, it was not degrading to women, more highlighting a lack of opportunity for many women in this area. It's easy to be confused when you are ignorant.

Why is a warning a get out clause for racial hatred? Didn't that stuff die about 20 years ago? You surely can't be THAT far behind the times?

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=482 Lame as fuck. I'm glad I don't know the people who made these "jokes".

Then emigrate knobhead.

Anyone who would join us is probably after the money. If a player wants desperately to win things, go to Man United, Arsenal or Chelsea. We pay big money to persuade those who would be offered less at the big 3.

I know most people here (myself included) were less than thrilled when Souness was appointed. However, my attitude towards football is like marriage, ie, divorce is too frequently seen as the answer. Stick together and all that. However, once a manager has lost the players and the crowd, he is effectively a sitting duck. It happens to most managers and I can't recall many instances of people "getting out of jail" (Alex Ferguson being a notable exception). Does anyone believe Souness will? Maybe Shepherd should just take over as he seems to be the one who picks the players!

Sad but true

IMO, Shearer is the best and the worst thing that's happened to us in recent years. Best: Came at his prime Scored tons of goals Kept up the profile of the club Gives 110% week in week out Worst: Bigger than the team Can't be dropped (same trouble Sven now has with Beckham) Keeps alive this outdated wish that 11 geordies trot out every week. It isn't going to happen, nor should it. Was Peter Schmichael born in Manchester?

Back to work weekend "geezer". I bet you're looking forward to the upcoming stag weekend. Legend.

Just out of interest, ignoring the minorities comment, how are women in London so much better off? 32228[/snapback] They're employed in places other than Greggs. (joke) 32240[/snapback] So, your bemoaning the lack of women's rights in Newcastle whilst joking about all the women in Newcastle working in Gregg's? Is it just me or is there a slight element of hypocrisy here? 32265[/snapback] He's a southerner masquerading as a Newcastle fan though. It's to be expected. 32281[/snapback] Who said you were insular. No way can it be true.