Asprilla

Was I talking to you fuckwit? You are no different to me. 33405[/snapback] That however was a definite chomp 33407[/snapback] You are as canny as a canny lad on a canny barge eating a canny can of pilchards. I salute you.

Huddle together boys, I'm too much for you on your own. Piss poor.

Was I talking to you fuckwit? You are no different to me.

The presenter is smug as fuck. He's southern I believe 33398[/snapback] Southerners can be smug because: a: It's warmer b: It's more prosperous c: People can be different without being alienated You carry this crap on even more than I do.

CLUE: It's not really Darth Vader. Darth Vader is also fictional. It was a bit of fun, a game if you will. Just enjoy it.

I thought it was good. He guessed mine both times I tried. (camera and electric guitar)

Well, I'm criticising you for having no style and being a geek. Really, I think you're dull for going on an avatar haul. Would you like one of these?

Aye pet, we're wearing coats. They're from LONDON! Divvent worry mind, we're not pooftas. (Taken from the deleted 1968 episode "Bringing Coats to Newcastle")

What did WackyJnr do? I always thought he was just a very aggresive tattooed man with a large head. Is that the "before" or "after"?

Deep fried Mars Bar. Served with Glaswegian salad (chips). The cornerstone of a healthy diet.

Mmm, Being criticised for not being racist.... Ok.

Ee! You've travelled! Don't tell the locals, they'll disown you for witchcraft! You may have found Londoners to be unfriendly, I beg to differ. The point is, people up here are always rattling on about being canny and friendly which IMO is fairly far from being true. I have met some great people up here, but in general, I wouldn't say people are particularly friendly. 33145[/snapback] On a serious note, I read the post about the way your wife is treated and I would say it has nothing to do with her education and working up here and more to do with the fact she works for a bunch of tossers. 33147[/snapback] You are probably right, but there are a lot of them. She deals with foreign employees a fair bit and they are routinely referred to as "Pakis" and their names are always mocked.

I think the responses here demonstrate quite well how little I have to do to get you to behave like morons. As for the restaurant advice, I'll try somewhere else. Going out for dinner- it must be a southern thing. You should try it. It's like eating at home but without the frozen pizza. Personally I recommend trying something called "vegetables", really, they're delicious.

I did answer the questions. The examples I gave were specific. You read stuff into everything I write here and decide I'm fair game. Sometimes I retaliate, but many here are just as bad. I didn't like the jokes and said so.

Ee! You've travelled! Don't tell the locals, they'll disown you for witchcraft! You may have found Londoners to be unfriendly, I beg to differ. The point is, people up here are always rattling on about being canny and friendly which IMO is fairly far from being true. I have met some great people up here, but in general, I wouldn't say people are particularly friendly.

Restaurant in Newcastle? It's coming up to our anniversary and I want to take my gal somewhere nice. Any ideas?

Don't be silly Scott! Remember we're laughing AT him, not with him! 33047[/snapback] Wow! I'm crushed!

but if we see that thread is started by him but we still read it, we lose all rights to complain about him afterwards dont we? 33013[/snapback] Right now stay away from me.....you'll be outcast for being seen in my company!

I make this place interesting. If you want to ban me, fine. I am Robert, Ginola, Asprilla and Bellamy. You are Barton, Carr, Rush and Guivarche.

Well i am wondering if he will start crying or smash his computer in, then a may feel a touch of guilt.... 32970[/snapback] I will probably go and get some hot chocolate with some brandy in it. Give my wife a hug and reflect upon my good fortune to have such a wonderful woman. I will then come back and continue this banter which, let's face it, you all enjoy as much as I do. 32974[/snapback] "And then oi started anavva fred telling them they 'ad a chip on their showdas!" "Awwwwww you nevva!!!" 32982[/snapback] Howay man divvent mind me. Just having a canny bit craic like.

Well i am wondering if he will start crying or smash his computer in, then a may feel a touch of guilt.... 32970[/snapback] I will probably go and get some hot chocolate with some brandy in it. Give my wife a hug and reflect upon my good fortune to have such a wonderful woman. I will then come back and continue this banter which, let's face it, you all enjoy as much as I do.

You lot really are unpleasant. I am starting to wonder if supporting Newcastle is such a good idea. I mean: They win fuck all The fans are unfriendly The city is cold The attitude is insular The ground is dead The strikers are shit, old or waiting to move somewhere else The team doesn't care about the fans I may be having an epiphany.... I'm going to pick a team in the south and I am going to go and watch some football. Now.....which clubs are in London....?