Ketsbaia

To be fair Keegan said very similar things and people thought it was simply good management

I took some of that herbal alternative stuff just for the craic and I felt ill for hours.

Hope he's okay Gemmill.

I wouldn't bank on that

We haven't had a Pakistan-India nuclear stand off for a few years now. About ruddy time

Racist!!! The Jews hate the Welsh. Only second to the Palestinian's in their eyes

While I agree the above are shit at least he likes MGMT, which certainly salvages him some cool points. Hence only 75% cunt. In fact, reading back he deserves higher but, Im sure hes a nice lad who loves his mum so I gave him the benefit of the doubt. I didn't read Fever Pitch until a couple of years ago, and I've been a Toon fan for for nearly 15 years so plastic fan? Wrong. As for my music taste, its varied, but to be honest I couldn't give a shit its a football forum after all! Get reading The Far Corner by Harry Pearson

Bit of a mess at the minute.

While I agree the above are shit at least he likes MGMT, which certainly salvages him some cool points.

2-2 Buggersacks

I'm not entirely sure on the goal difference but a win for Famgusta and a loss for Inter would put them level on points.

Diego scores a penalty. 2-1

2-0 They just need Inter to score now. EDIT: As I type that Panithanikos score

Famagusta 1-0 up

Famagusta are playing Bremen tonight in Cyprus. A win would see them at least qualify for the UEFA Cup spot and if Inter do a job on Panithanikos at the San Siro then they'll be into the next stage of the CL. It would be a massively impress achievement, arguably better than Mourinho guiding Porto to the trophy.

They're going to have nee fucker left. Ferdinand, Jones, Collins, Richardson, Nosworthy and Edwards were out on the drink in Tiger Tiger a few nights back too.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...e-Football.html Lovely stuff.

From Co. Durham though. Should have been keelhauled tbh. Would've been if Stevie was one of the pirates.

Legend, clearly

Looks good to me, keep it up. Nice mix of news an opinion.

Fantastic. I've brought Stevie and Danny together. Please remember me when you're spooning after a night of hot, sweaty passion.

But they got the NF meeting scene spot on, aye? Ask some cunt that lives in Hexham. Being a racist is no longer a prerequisite to live in Hexham unfortunately. So what you telling me for you stupid cunt? Because you're a tosser. ..and you have nothing to say, you're a boring cunt from Wearside with a big mouth. I dare you to come to Washington and say that. I'd ribfuck you until your lungs collapsed. Turn it eh? Mate you have shoulders like a sparrow, I'd take one look at you laugh, and walk away. Good stuff. I have no trouble with dropkicking someone in the back of the head. ha ha Toontastic goes all WWF. dropkick? Fucking hell. How old are you? I'd have nee reservations stoving your head in with a steel chair, like.

But they got the NF meeting scene spot on, aye? Ask some cunt that lives in Hexham. Being a racist is no longer a prerequisite to live in Hexham unfortunately. So what you telling me for you stupid cunt? Because you're a tosser. ..and you have nothing to say, you're a boring cunt from Wearside with a big mouth. I dare you to come to Washington and say that. I'd ribfuck you until your lungs collapsed. Turn it eh? Mate you have shoulders like a sparrow, I'd take one look at you laugh, and walk away. Good stuff. I have no trouble with dropkicking someone in the back of the head. No you wouldn't. Looking at your profile pic I'd be amazed if you've ever thrown a punch in your life. Looks can be deceiving. You wouldn't believe the mauling I gave the last man who thought it would be funny to hide my straighteners. He's still got the carpet burns on his knees to prove it.

But they got the NF meeting scene spot on, aye? Ask some cunt that lives in Hexham. Being a racist is no longer a prerequisite to live in Hexham unfortunately. So what you telling me for you stupid cunt? Because you're a tosser. ..and you have nothing to say, you're a boring cunt from Wearside with a big mouth. I dare you to come to Washington and say that. I'd ribfuck you until your lungs collapsed. Turn it eh? Mate you have shoulders like a sparrow, I'd take one look at you laugh, and walk away. Good stuff. I have no trouble with dropkicking someone in the back of the head.

But they got the NF meeting scene spot on, aye? Ask some cunt that lives in Hexham. Being a racist is no longer a prerequisite to live in Hexham unfortunately. So what you telling me for you stupid cunt? Because you're a tosser. ..and you have nothing to say, you're a boring cunt from Wearside with a big mouth. I dare you to come to Washington and say that. I'd ribfuck you until your lungs collapsed.