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Actual quotes from the club SSN were on the money for once

22 goals in that amount of appearances is good none the less. i don't disagree but 22goals from a 100k a week striker in 3years wouldn't get you a raise in normal circumstances i hope after offering this kind of deal (if he accepts) we get a good return on appearances for him this season and my opinion on his injury history is proved wrong, would be more than happy to be totally wrong in this case I don't think Owen has suffered from the same injury twice in his time here, he's just been very, very unlucky.

Ant would be spinning in his grave, if he was dead.

You should've mentioned he never hit a woman. Unlike Diouf, Cisse and (apparently) Chopra. Didn't know Cisse (and possibly Chopra) did that, they're a team of wife beaters then and their manager is a bloke that should have been banned from football after admitting intent to go out and inflict as much pain on another player as he could, ridiculous tbh the stick Barton gets is unreal yes what he did was wrong but there are many players (as we've proven) that have committed worse acts than him. Did you see the artcile on Keane on Saturday morning in the Grauniad with quotes from Haaland? "I heard they only avoided getting relegated. I expected more of a big club like Sunderland" Class. I did see an article about him in another paper (probably the same quotes) where he talked about how his knee still hurt. The article was accompanied by a picture of him after the tackle with Keane standing over him and it was captioned "Take that" this from a paper which is happily berating Barton. It could've been from any 'paper. I just assumed it was from the green bean eating editors of the Guardian. Nice to see The Sun didn't miss a beat and quoted fictional Newcastle fans a to drive home their point when it came to Barton. "Shame on you Kev!" Fuck off you Fleet Street wankers

You should've mentioned he never hit a woman. Unlike Diouf, Cisse and (apparently) Chopra. Didn't know Cisse (and possibly Chopra) did that, they're a team of wife beaters then and their manager is a bloke that should have been banned from football after admitting intent to go out and inflict as much pain on another player as he could, ridiculous tbh the stick Barton gets is unreal yes what he did was wrong but there are many players (as we've proven) that have committed worse acts than him. Did you see the artcile on Keane on Saturday morning in the Grauniad with quotes from Haaland? "I heard they only avoided getting relegated. I expected more of a big club like Sunderland"

He said earlier this summer he wanted to stay here IIRC

You should've mentioned he never hit a woman. Unlike Diouf, Cisse and (apparently) Chopra.

I've never seen Forster either but i've seen Krul for us and for Falkirk and he's been fantastic for both. I don't see why we shouldn't hedge our bets and keep two good young goalkeepers. It's not as if we can lose money on them.

It's been ticking along the bottom of SSN. The bar i've been in has had it on all evening. I can't find a link at the minute.

THEY can do what the fuck they want, just as long as they've got the Vanish to get the blood stains out of their clothes.

Selling of Milner for £12 million was a masterstroke but this!? Ole Solderberg better be the next Peter Schmeichel otherwise i'm going to be well fucked off

The first Newcastle shirt I owned. I'm sure i've still got it somewhere.

Another position weakened if Berbatov goes. Nice one. The haircut spells failure. FACT. Looks like the class mate that every fucker else hated.

He'd be brilliant if we were a hurling side, because he's great at hoofing the ball over the crossbar.

Questions need to be asked over our training ground. I know it was supposedly "sorted out" under Roeder but we still seem to have more injuries than the rest.

I missed the match through work ( ) but my brother confirmed that Ashley downing what was left of his pint raised a huge cheer in the bar. He also mentioned something about Nasri acting the cunt, which I had confirmed to me by a Mackem mate who said, and I quote, "I don't like Keegan, but when he went mental after the French fucker hoofed Barton I couldn't help but agree with his reaction"

Mate if I thought anybody on here felt real animosity over what goes on here I would recommend them to seek help. Its a message board, on the internet, in cyberspace. Stevie is your ruler for fucks sake! Could anything on here be less worth getting wound up about. Lets face it, were all just killing time until the hangover clears and we can do something more constructive with our lives. Fair point in fairness but I reckon I'm looking at 7 o'clock at least. You not going to the death star to out sing the shit? Nah I'm not in London at the minute. Sunderland will almost certainly make it through, wouldn't Sunderland v Newcastle at Wembley be the stuff of dreams? I think it's the only final in Britain which would be unpolicable Every train station and service station from here to London would need to be heavily policed. It's the only match they'd move from Wembley IMO.

I just hope we have a go at them. The way they've performed recently has got to give us some confidence that we can nick a result.

Attain, We have only played two, you're a cock. Regards, Danny. Leave Attain alone, he's clearly mental. Anyway it's not how many played, it's who you've fucking played

Home tie against Spurs

2-1 to the Arse

Very good album.

Rhyming slang? Aye, for Stevie

I didn't even know this balloon stunt occured

Take a joke you daft fucking spastic