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Because all she talked about this afternoon was how "beautiful" Gutierrez was I suppose anyone looks beautiful next to Milner mind

Shy bairns get nowt.

2 and a half hours. This is the first time i've watch it and it actually dawned on me how fucking hard it must be. I'd have been knackered less than a kilometre in

To be fair I wouldn't want this site to be on Newsnow. Can you imagine it? FANS FROM SOUTH OF THE RIVER AREN'T WELCOME - REPORTS Only to link to a thread from Stevie

Man U (A) - LOSS Bolton (H) - WIN Arsenal (A) - LOSS Hull (H) - WIN West Ham (A) - DRAW Blackburn (H) - WIN Everton (A) - LOSS Man City (H) - DRAW Sunderland (A) - WIN WBA (H) - WIN 17 points.

Fuck Radcliffe and the other two, i'm supporting the sole Eritrean athlete. Howay Nebiat Habtemariam

I've roped wor lass into buying 'is a Merkur for my birthday. Can't wait for that first "Ah, i've just took several layers of skin off!" shave

I'd be well chuffed, like

That's Far Corneresque, that

He looks ill.

We're leaving it a bit late, I'd imagine the club has known about this for a while and it's just his injury that has held the deal up so fingers crossed we have a replacement lined up. What about Shirley Bassong?

Lets get the board wars started up again

Give them both barrels Stevie lad

Even golder

Gold

Jesus wept

Telegraph: Shinton's favourite: Very interesting. I like the sound of it and I know Ashley has been looking for it.

Am I the only fucker who noticed in The Sun's Season Preview (We're going to struggle this season, by the way) that Tiago was included in our list of signings along with Guti and the next Steeeveee Geee? Do they know something we don't?

I'd have him here in a New York minute. Always rated him.

I pray he is not the BIG signing who no one will believe. IMO not as good as what we have. I don't believe this for a second but he's better than any striker we have. I think he's absolutely shite. If someone who is Juventus' highest foreign scorer in their history is shite, then fuck knows what that makes someone like Martins. "ZOMG da bestest!" clearly.

Less of that. I'm cynically informing you about what is being said. None of this cryptic "tea leaves" shite

We've made a bid according to some ITK on F365

Nicko also said we'd signed Aimar

I thought Enrique looked much better towards the end of last season. He's still a very young lad and will no doubt get better as he gets used to the Premiership. Still, I rate Warnock and if we can get him for £2 or £3 million i'd be very happy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP9B5DL1oEc Gold. Just gold