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Cheers...

Does he want a medal? Does he pass "Stevie's Top Fan Test", like?

It's about time

Canny good film that

fwiw, I reckon it's all pish. That's the notion John Anderson knows what NUFC desires are, and the pathetic squabble between Stevie and Tom. btw, John, 'I mean' Anderson is the reason I gave up listening to BBC commentary. He starts virtually every fuckin's sentence with 'I mean..' Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg, it does me napper in. ithangu Mick 'Insert random, unprovoked attack on Albert Luque here' Lowes is the reason I stopped listening to Radio Newcastle. He doesn't even need to be in the squad and he'll have ago at him

Stevie goes on about "Newcastle supports in 2007", he obviously hasn't met my brother. He can tell you the result of any match since round about when Robson took over, followed by the scorers, sendings off etc. rounded off with some random inane comment on what was going on in our lives that day. "It was 1-1, Robert scored then got sent off. Grandad was up fixing the bathroom sink that day"

You don't?

A stuck up hypocritical exam he couldn't pass himself... Sure he could man, he even knows about future players such as Leighton Baines He's becoming a parody of himself man All we need is for him to post the picture of the Keys to Skol and Stevies idiocy will be through for the day Add to that some stereotypical insult directed at Scousers.

A stuck up hypocritical exam he couldn't pass himself... Sure he could man, he even knows about future players such as Leighton Baines I only wish we'd all took him up on his bets now. He'd not be able to afford an internet connection.

I've heard good things about it, like. It's the sort of thing i'm quite interested in at the moment so hopefully it'll be a good read. I've tried to deliberately avoid any form of autobiography by overpaid primadonnas and i've only stuck to the ones which seem to have a bit of humour about them.

Utterly ridiculous picking faults with someone for not knowing the name of a player while he was still in a nappy. Believe it or not having an encyclopaedic knowledge of every Newcastle player is not a prerequistit for supporting the lads, although i'm sure if Stevie was incharge there'd be some form of entry exam.

I've decided to recommence learning the Guitar that's stood in my corner ever since I snapped a string. And a new set of strings. I'm back on the path to becoming the new Dave Gilmour I'm sure Jimi 'T-Keith' Hendrix will be able to tell me whether i've bought a shite tuner. It was only £11, like

Stevie will then have two people at the website to get his 'facts' from

It's the nice ones you need to watch

Dave, man...are you having a fucking laugh? When have you ever buttoned it for more than five seconds? When he's eating?

Christ on a crutch, here's another one of the fucking moron brigade coming to preach to all and sundry.

lol you made a bunch of 17 year old lads close to tears? what the hell did you do to them, tell them the story of how you didnt get the gorgoeus yazmin's phone number on holiday? It was Magma who was on holiday with Yazmin? oh yeah lol kinda ruined the thread now havent I? sorry mate

Gold

I'd prefer Diop, but Faye will do I suppose. Riquelme next then, eh?

Looks nicer than the away top.

Get a girl started and she'll merrily natter on for ages. I don't mean sit with your arms folded, tight lipped and un-responsive (that's her role for later ). I mean ask her questions, even if they'd normally be irrelevant questions to ask a bloke. When she's talking about her friends ask how they met, when talking about her siblings ask their age and what they're up to. In my experience it's good to have a glass of wine to hand if you're gobby. I often babble when I've nervous energy, the drink acts as a substitute. Obviously don't drink shit loads and throw up in her lap on the taxi ride home. Compliment her outfit at the beginning of the night, not after 2 bottles of red and three bottles of peroni Let her order for herself. Listen to her. Maintain comfortable eye contact, if you find that hard just look at her mouth instead. If I were you I'd book a table, but go for a drink before hand. A nice cocktail starts things on the right path. (and gets a few measures down to calm both your nerves.) Order something that doesn't leave a pungent aodour behind. Avoid stuff that gives you gas or bad breath. Order something you wouldn't normally have at home. Don't go for Special Fried Rice, a Chicken Kiev, or Spaghetti Bolognese... try something else. no nos in my book would be talking about yourself all night. cracking jokes all night hackneyed lines don't compliment her too much, it sounds needy and desperate. don't take the piss out of her at all, as stated above, girls are quite nervous on dates. if you're going to pay for the meal don't make a big deal out of it don't try to be flash either, don't buy the most expensive wine on the menu just because it's the most expensive wine on the menu. don't be over-familiar Don't write out a list of dating tips on a website, because you know you'll be mocked to fuck about them. Don't take one last sip of Vodka say "fuck it" and click "add reply" either For a minute there you actually had me convinced that you knew what to do and it wasn't all just guess work

The Far Corner is a quality book. Does Harry Pearson still do a column for the Guardian? Nee idea marra.

A few football based books after I seriously enjoyed reading The Damned United and The Far Corner on holiday... Left Foot Forward - Garry Nelson Football Against the Enemy - Simon Kuper The Miracle of Castel di Sangro - Joe McGinniss The Greatest Footballer You Never Saw - Paul McGuigan and Paolo Hewitt The Newcastle Miscellany - Biffa

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ton/6957186.stm Uncanny

Aye true, the only time lately our crowd looked like a terrace when we scored was when Dyer scored at Arsenal. The krauts have safe standing about time we did as well. Even if we did though, it wouldn't be the same, the youth of today are more boring than the youth of 20 years ago, it's not just a change in stadiums and football culture, just a thought. People like Sima and Skol were few and far between, especially at football, 20 years ago. Except I was watching football 20 years ago? Wrong. Again. Unlucky kidda. Tucked