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I'm at work so i'm going to have to spend the whole day standing at the Sound and Vision section. I fancy a 2-0 win to us, Viduka and Smith

It's not people falling over, but it's still funny...ish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtLzvOsQ80k

I think we'll start with N'Zogbia, since he's the only real left sided player out of the three and Sam seems to rate him very highly judging by his comments after the last game.

If it is true then the fact that Ashley decided not to sell is a massive positive and shows that he is in it for the long run. I'd hazard a guess at it being complete bollocks though.

You Say Party! We Say Die! - Lose All Time

I'm sure there was another scandal which meant Fiorentina were able to jump two divisions along with a few other clubs.

So according to the 'experts' a top half finish is nailed on? Fair enough.

'Rocked' is really the wrong word. Dissapointed would've been accurate.

I think Allardyce is the type of manager who'll be able to get the most out of a player like Duff. There's no doubt his time at Chelsea damaged him, hopefully Big Sam can get his confidence back up.

That line there is bollocks. One of his best strengths is his positional sense! fair enough but is luque a winger or a centre forward? Left forward Complement Viana's defensive midfield position well. And that goalkeeper looks good too. What his name? Victor someone?

Van der Sar too. I've never really been a fan of Van der Saar and not just because of the club he plays for. I think he's massively over-rated and can quite as easily have a shite game than play a blinder. Cech is away on his own IMO with Given next in line. Behind that you've got the likes of Friedal, Reina, Van der Saar, Jaaskelainen, Niemi, James, Robinson & Green who I think are generally all on a par. Fatty Arbuckle? I really don't rate Robinson and judging by Glory-Glory.net last season nor do the Spurs fans.

I hope not. I don't rate him at all.

I'm going to assume that Wacky is Bobby That's what I thought too. I get the impression SMO has a wank fantasy about these lasses but needs someone with a bit more imagination to pad it out a bit for him. Hence, he starts a topic on here fishing for other peoples thoughts. Expect some rolly eyes from him for that. His cum face tbh

Not sure how you can say that investing heavily in a potentially great 'keeper is bad business, tbh. There's investing heavily and then investing stupidly. This seems to be the latter. I've no doubt he's going to be good but there are alot of Goalkeepers out there who are probably equal to him abilitywise and would've cost less.

I'm going to assume that Wacky is Bobby

£9 million for a Goalkeeper is a fucking rip off. I think Hearts have though of a number, doubled it and then hoped some numpty would come along and pay that price. There is no doubt he's a good goalkeeper but unless they've got a good defence they're still going to leak enough goals to put them there or there abouts at the arse end of the season. Look at Given, bar Cech he's probably the best 'Keeper in the league but because of the shambles we called a back four over the past few years we've struggled.

More chance of the toon coming in the CL positions than you being anywhere but the bottom five. am Pissing mesell man!! behave,,, this happens every year,it`s just so fucking funny. You might want to gan to the Doctors if it's an annual thing.

Steve Backley?

Name and shame! Donna Air probably. Didn't he once juice all owa her bonce?

My Newcastle postcode says otherwise. NE postcodes like they carry any weight. Wooler is 48 miles from the toon and that's NE71. By any definition people from Washington are known and accepted as mackems. Did you go to skewl or skool? Honest answer. i wouldn't say that's strictly true. geographically, perhaps, washington is the wrong side of the river but if you use that as your benchmark you'd be accusing a lot of geordies of being mackems. i lived in washington for a bit when i was a bairn - i reckon it's no man's land personally. pretty much a 50/50 split between geordies and mackems as far as i can remember. about equal distances to both, but i always felt more alliegence to the toon because sunderland was such a shithole. ....but not as big a shithole as washington. got to be the most grim place i've ever lived in my life. What he said. Barring the City of Sunderland Council logo that's scrawled across the wheely bins they've tried to remove every trace of Sunderland from the place. I'm quite literally within pissing distance of the 'border' between Sunderland and Gateshead. It's weird that it's classed as a borough of Sunderland because there are three real areas. The Sunderland disticts, the Durham districts and the Newcastle/Gateshead districts which are all pretty much defined by the post code you have. I don't consider myself a Mackem for many reasons, my favourite at the minute being that a taxi back after a night out from Newcastle City Centre costs less than one back from Sunderland City Centre. As if you needed anymore proof, I may aswell bleed Black and White You're fucking right about it being a shithole like. It's basically a town full of council houses, broken up by the occasional Industrial estate. Aye, you'll be attending matches next Now you're just being daft

My Newcastle postcode says otherwise. NE postcodes like they carry any weight. Wooler is 48 miles from the toon and that's NE71. By any definition people from Washington are known and accepted as mackems. Did you go to skewl or skool? Honest answer. i wouldn't say that's strictly true. geographically, perhaps, washington is the wrong side of the river but if you use that as your benchmark you'd be accusing a lot of geordies of being mackems. i lived in washington for a bit when i was a bairn - i reckon it's no man's land personally. pretty much a 50/50 split between geordies and mackems as far as i can remember. about equal distances to both, but i always felt more alliegence to the toon because sunderland was such a shithole. ....but not as big a shithole as washington. got to be the most grim place i've ever lived in my life. What he said. Barring the City of Sunderland Council logo that's scrawled across the wheely bins they've tried to remove every trace of Sunderland from the place. I'm quite literally within pissing distance of the 'border' between Sunderland and Gateshead. It's weird that it's classed as a borough of Sunderland because there are three real areas. The Sunderland disticts, the Durham districts and the Newcastle/Gateshead districts which are all pretty much defined by the post code you have. I don't consider myself a Mackem for many reasons, my favourite at the minute being that a taxi back after a night out from Newcastle City Centre costs less than one back from Sunderland City Centre. As if you needed anymore proof, I may aswell bleed Black and White You're fucking right about it being a shithole like. It's basically a town full of council houses, broken up by the occasional Industrial estate. no soul or sense of community either beyond other than teenage mother charvers hanging around the inshops in the galleries. There seems to be a competition between the mother's going on currently as to who can cover their bairn in the most Greggs pasty crumbs. The mothers to be aren't left out either, over the past few months they've been playing "How many people can I make physically sick by wearing a top that shows of my bulging, strech marked midriff". Revolting.

My Newcastle postcode says otherwise. NE postcodes like they carry any weight. Wooler is 48 miles from the toon and that's NE71. By any definition people from Washington are known and accepted as mackems. Did you go to skewl or skool? Honest answer. i wouldn't say that's strictly true. geographically, perhaps, washington is the wrong side of the river but if you use that as your benchmark you'd be accusing a lot of geordies of being mackems. i lived in washington for a bit when i was a bairn - i reckon it's no man's land personally. pretty much a 50/50 split between geordies and mackems as far as i can remember. about equal distances to both, but i always felt more alliegence to the toon because sunderland was such a shithole. ....but not as big a shithole as washington. got to be the most grim place i've ever lived in my life. What he said. Barring the City of Sunderland Council logo that's scrawled across the wheely bins they've tried to remove every trace of Sunderland from the place. I'm quite literally within pissing distance of the 'border' between Sunderland and Gateshead. It's weird that it's classed as a borough of Sunderland because there are three real areas. The Sunderland disticts, the Durham districts and the Newcastle/Gateshead districts which are all pretty much defined by the post code you have. I don't consider myself a Mackem for many reasons, my favourite at the minute being that a taxi back after a night out from Newcastle City Centre costs less than one back from Sunderland City Centre. As if you needed anymore proof, I may aswell bleed Black and White You're fucking right about it being a shithole like. It's basically a town full of council houses, broken up by the occasional Industrial estate.

My Newcastle postcode says otherwise.

Fuckin students. As every passing year goes by, the intelligence level of the student population of our great country decreases. I wonder if Stevie would've picked up on it if Zico hadn't done all the leg work for him? Andy Pipkin would know you spell queue with two u's. Fuckin "que", fair enough if you're speaking French. Spanish, dickhead wahahahahah honest you get even better, what a wank! French as well you complete and utter unashamed weapon. That would be embarrasing if I actually had any grasp of either language but i'm afraid my garnered all my knowledge of foriegn linguistics of Fawlty Towers. You're starting to go a bit LeazesMag in the 'parody of oneself' stakes, like. Picking up on spelling mistakes is the last bastion of someone with no leg to stand on. Not at all. Just pointing out the fact you're one of the more dense posters on these boards. In the sgrey/StevieH84 mould I would say. Nar maybe that's a bit harsh. That was a bit 'Holier than thou'. Have you been taking lessons off Patrolkes? Or is the fact that I know and named your source for the whole Baines shenanigans got your back up slightly? Absolutely not arsed about that in the slightest. All I was saying was you consistently give me reason to think you're a cock. "Spanish dickhead " ....as the dippers would say YCNMIU. The way you've hoyed your toys out the pram tells me that the first sentence is complete bollocks.

I think they'd be straight off it if you talked to them like that