Ketsbaia

Right, i've had a hectic few days with work and college but i'm going to get playing on this game this week. Hopefully, i'll have the season done within 7 days.

Steve

Curbishly wont leave Charlton. I either see us getting O'Leary (who I do rate) or Bruce *shudders*. I'd love to see Big Sam leave Bolton and come here but he's not that daft. He's got the same passion and attitude as Souness but he's much better tactically and isn't half as childish. The likes of Hitzfeld will never come here.

So true. Remember him spinning off in the wet on the warm up lap? 15294[/snapback] Which one...? Monaco 1984, Estoril 1985, lImola 1990, Brazil 1993, Donnington 1993.... All races where he showed his complete fucking stupidity behind the wheel just cos it was raining! (I think the warm up lap incident was Imola 1990 from memory!) 15299[/snapback] It was Imola, the exact year escapes me though.

So true. Remember him spinning off in the wet on the warm up lap?

Work :-( Fucking great weekend

1. Roger Waters - Quite simply the greatest lyricist ever to walk the planet. 2. Mr. T - It wouldn't be a good dinner party without T. 3. Jeff Buckley - I'd ask him why he didn't learn to swim 4. Alan Shearer - Okay, he isn't the life of the party but he's a NUFC legend so he's got to come along. 5. Maynard James Keenan - He and Roger discussing how much of an arsehole Bush is would be great. 6. Jimi Hendrix - He could give us a few plummeting guitar solo's after the dinner to entertain. 7. Vernon Kay - So I could poison the cunts food 8. Pamela Anderson - Fit as fook and she seems quite smart. 9. Ricky Gervais - Simply for entertainment purposes. 10 Bill Hicks - The man is a legend. Enough said.

Then the 3:30 Friday press conference would've went down in Toontastic folk law!

Good job it wasn't maths! 14765[/snapback] You actually wont believe how bad I am at maths. I only know the 1, 2, 5 and 10 times tables

Whey hey! Just found out I added up my Psychology results wrong and I actually got a D

Bob Holness Me: I'll have a C please Bob. Bob: What C is the slang name for a woman's genitalia and also the name for a pompous grey haired John Major lookalike who talks a power of shite? Me: Is it cunt, Bob? Bob: Indeed it is, you just won your 5th Gold run.

Mothers of teenage girls Listen bitch - if you are going to let your attractive 16 yr old daughter wear a tight t-shirt with 'Je suis horny' written across her tits in small letters, I AM going to fucking look at it, OK? And when I do, don't give me fucking death stares like I'm some kind of paedo serial perv, do you understand you daft fucking bint. Oh, and for your information, I've cracked out at least half a dozen good wanks over the memories of her flouncing around in that top, so bollocks to you.

AS results were.... C in English Literature, C in Citizenship (Doesn't count! Booo!), D in English Language, D in Media and an E in Psychology Pretty much what I was expecting to be honest, even a little better. I was expecting a U in Psychology. I'll resit one of my English units in January since that what dragged my grade down to a D. As I did expect though it isn't good enough for my Mam. If she doesn't see A* after A* she isn't happy.

I'm canny confident which is a sure sign that i've failed.

Explain?

I own 3 Q magazine specials (Pink Floyd, Prog Rock and Psychedelic) and all have a count down of some sort in them.

Chris Morris is a legend

Father Ted Alan Partridge (From KMKY to the second series of I'm AP) Spaced Brasseye The Day Today Then Young Ones Bottom Phoenix Nights The Office

Q have just brought a Prog Rock special edition out. They count down the top 40 Prog albums. Some intresting yet not suprising inclusions. The ones that tickle my fancy are... 31. Roxy Music - Roxy Music 27. Sigur Ros - Agaetis Byrjun 25. Queen - A Night at the Opera 21. Tool - Lateralus 18. The Mars Volta - Frances the Mute 12. Yes - The Yes Album 11. Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here 10. Radiohead - OK Computer 1. Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon

Where abouts in the league are you Jimbo?

I've been trying to *ahem* aquire The Mars Volta - Frances the Mute for a while but all Limewire...I mean Music Zone is 'all out'. Any ideas where I can get it? EDIT: Anybody looking for creepy 80's Art Rock try Roger Waters - Radio KAOS.

I know there are some Prog fans on Newcastle-Online but I was just wondering if there are any here! What bands are you 'rocking' to at the moment. Fore me it's Sigur Ros, Radiohead, Roger Waters and Pink Floyd

Carling

He's a legend! A legend! Don't you read my avatar! He must have the biggest family ever - every sister in law or brother in law has some time of ailment that guests suffer from.

It was mint! He used to shout at arrogant guests and stuff. Still, Springar has his moments.