Ketsbaia

1st season - Won the Premiership, Waffa Cup and FA Cup 2nd season - Fuck all 3rd season - Won the Premiership, Champions League, FA Cup and League Cup My squad just after the close of the Transfer window at the start of my 4th season...

Andy Griffin. Mark Kinsella hasn't been the same since.

Pink Floyd I'm sure i'm a 40 year old in a 17 year olds body. Kids today, their music is just noise!

My first day at SJPs was the day of the England - Ukriane game. Get there 15 minutes before i'm meant to start but end up being 15 minutes late because the daft bint who was meant to give me my uniform wasn't in her fucking office. Got changed, went to the Sports Bar and stood about watching the big screens for half an hour. Punters began to come in and it all kicked off. The chef was a cunt of the highest order, I wasn't trained in any part of the job and the customers were a bunch of teenage cockney deliquents on day release who complained about EVERYTHING! We ran out of Burgers at half time so I was sent through the stands to get them from the Black & White Bar. Was told by the chef there to fuck off and made my way back down to our chef who then kicked off at me. Tilled in 88 mince pies because I had no idea how to use the till which meant I had to stay until midnight with my supervisor and his manager looking for a missing £200. They got very, very close to saying "Okay mate, give us the money" before one of them turned around and suggested they check the reciepts.

By 1AM I take it Mark has cleared the bars out with his cheesey chat up lines? 5960[/snapback] Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? 7534[/snapback] And just for the record he has used that line before and no, it didn't work I best leave this subject well alone before Mark points out that i've never been clubbing before. From what I have heard though I gather... -They play shite music -They charge ridiculous amounts of money for entry and drink -They're full of Charv's -They're a sure fire way to give yourself a headache Still, i'd rather try before I make any real decisions though.

Anneka Rice

Lazy, lanky piece of shit.

Jeremy Kyle

Get your own thread

Whey it is the best in the series!

How's that? I've heard a few people compare it to the Gullit situation a few years back and I was just wondering what peoples thoughts were so obviously I must want NUFC lose. Hopefully you'll not take this thread as seriously as the comment I made prior to the Coventry match. 6813[/snapback] Well no, but it concerns me that someone who considers them a true fan can even contemplate us losing a match for an ulterior motive such as the removal of the manager. Even the most ardant Souness hater surely would still want us to beat the Mackems (if they consider themselves a true fan)? 6864[/snapback] Fucking hell you're starting to sound like some of the numptys of Newcastle-Online, "I'm a true fan, you're not". The fact that I haven't even made my feelings on this subject known and you're assuming I want to lose just to get Souness out is pathetic. If you want my personal opinion I want NUFC to beat the Mackems - With or without Souness (I actually think he'll be gone before the first derby anyway). Next time I wont ask peoples feeling on the subject then I wont need to worry about you 'assuming' I want the worst for the club.

How's that? I've heard a few people compare it to the Gullit situation a few years back and I was just wondering what peoples thoughts were so obviously I must want NUFC lose. Hopefully you'll not take this thread as seriously as the comment I made prior to the Coventry match.

Out of topic, but why is Crespo a cunt?? 6619[/snapback] It's Vernon Kay

Tough choice I must admit...

http://www.alexsawczuk.co.uk/footballgamer..._MP_HELVETE.exe The most recent update IIRC. Correct until June 2005 so it may need a little editing.

I fucking knew you would say that Its all about rites of passage. Buying first porn mag, first underage pint... happy days. 6171[/snapback] never bought one 6177[/snapback] Don't need to buy one, what with the interweb nowadays!

I think my first underage pint was quickly snatched out my hand by the pub landlord before I could even sit down.

Vernon Kay

Knicked from Newcastle Online My embarrasing moment...

The Armed Republic of Skolgeria "Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Relief" http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index....ation=skolgeria

Can we have people who don't have famous Dad's please? Oh, and I would do Kelly. Might be a bit of a munter but she'd be pure filth *searches for embarrased smilie*

Should string people like that up by the balls. Wankers.

Before it turned into a 21's bar, Chevies in Washington was very good for the average 17 year old with only a tenner to spend. Very cheap drink (£1.45 for a pint of Fosters at one point), decent atmosphere, good music and a few fit barmaids (few munters aswell, like). That was until it got a new owner. The occasional bout of trouble between the odd charva spoilt it for everyone and now she's cracked down on underage drinking. Funnily enough I read in the back of the local paper that they're applying for a license to stay open until 2-3am and a license to allow 16 year olds in the bar at all times because they're business has slowed right down.

I think it is one of the best CM games in terms of difficulty level (quite challenging) and game play. If it was updated I'd have played it more. 5919[/snapback] Get yourself on The Dugout Forums. I'm sure there's a fairly recent update on there.