The Fish
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12 hours ago, wykikitoon said:
Aye it's him then.
Good on him for fucking em off.
Morale is through the floor.
Apparently on of Jimmy's first acts was to send an email round telling all the departments that they're in a shit state and need to sort it out.
He said that after monitoring it was noticed that emails were down 25% on Fridays, so that must mean the staff are 25% less productive on a Friday.
According to this lad, plenty of people are 'looking for new opportunities'.
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12 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:
Everyone loves a win over Man Utd so they’ll turn up. It’s just a matter if Man Utd spawn a result.That is Ten Hag's only tactic.
If they drop points against Palace and Arsenal they'll be on 56pts max. Arsenal are still fighting for the title. Palace are still fighting to reclaim the league position they see as their own; 12th.
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9 hours ago, Gemmill said:
Harsh on Dave, but not a lot I can argue with.
Pipe down, Longbenton Entrance.
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20 hours ago, wykikitoon said:
If its the guy who I think you're talking about, my sister went to Art college with him.
Well, his first name is James.
Bit of an odd one, but nice enough.
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50 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:
I’ll just leave this here 😆
It'll be decided at the game at Old Trafford.
Mark my words.
FUCKING MARK THEM, YOU TOILET!
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3 hours ago, Alex said:
Birmingham doon and Ipswich up. Quite pleased Plymouth stayed up by the skin of their teeth, as I have a bit of soft spot for them as they were my grandad’s team.
Plus they rolled out the black and white carpet for us when we got promoted.
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2 minutes ago, OTF said:
Commentary saying Muric has made 'vital saves' for them today. What exactly is vital about a save in a game that you get beat by three in?
Makes Sheffield's defensive record look even worse
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15 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:
Window fast approaching. Good window for me would be something like
In:
Tosin
Morgan Gibbs White
A right winger
A young striker
Out:
Longstaff
Almiron
Targett
Ritchie
Dummett
Karius or Dubravka
Hendrick
Lewis
Fraser
Hayden
I agree with most of this. But I'd only sell Longstaff and Almiron if we got big bids for them.
They have value as squad players that would be expensive to replace. Take Almiron for example, how much would we need to spend on a PL quality right winger? Barnes and Gordon were both c£40m.
There's no guarantee that Minteh is ready for the PL, especially at the level we are aiming for. And playing Barnes or Gordon on the right is playing them out of position. I'd want Silly Saudi money for him.
Speaking of sales, everyone is saying that if need to sell it'll be Bruno or Isak. But, what about Barnes or Gordon? We'd get big money for either of them and we've got the other as a ready replacement.
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2 hours ago, Meenzer said:
Euphemism...?
@Gemmill has a new nickname.
If any mod wants to update his quote, that'd be swell.
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The husband of a friend of Mrs Fish works for Man Utd as an art director (I know) and lives in West Yorkshire. When he learned Jim Fixed It for them to work from the office full time, he was straight onto the recruiters to find a new job. "It's bad enough spending 2 days a week in that shit show"
And he's a Man Utd fan
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2 hours ago, Gemmill said:
Brings a whole different meaning to "Saw Nobby on the bugle last night"
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Isak penalty to win it.
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20 hours ago, RobinRobin said:
Don't you start. 😡
Oh sweet summer child, you'll know when I get started.
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18 hours ago, Gemmill said:
"decent when he gets going" sounds like me on the dancefloor.
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1 hour ago, RobinRobin said:
Is he quick because that's currently lacking?
He's not got the fastest acceleration, but decent when he gets going. Hopefully Pope stays fit.
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22 hours ago, PaddockLad said:
From what I’ve seen this season of the massive fuckin unit that is Tosin Adarabioyo is that he’s a decently physical but still raw round the edges defender. If he’s being groomed as Schar’s long term replacement his passing range may need some training ground help. Or we get some other cunt to cut devastatingly accurate diagonals from right to left and come up with a handy 4-5 goals a season . That might have to be a midfielder though. On a free though he’s a very good addition
He's got a great range of passing to be honest. Good at passing through the lines. Big fucker too.
And if we're getting him for no fee, that's tickety boo.
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Tats the way to do it.
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3 hours ago, Gemmill said:
https://theathletic.com/5461119/2024/05/02/pep-guardiola-time-to-quit?source=user-shared-article
Makes some good points. He should leave this summer, take the England job, win the WC in 2026.
But most importantly, he should get the fuck out of the PL and give someone else a go at winning things.
Klopp gone, plus Chelsea, Man Utd maybe changing manager again. If Guardiola's going that blows the top of the league open for the chaos to reign.
Arteta and Howe sharing knowing smirks as Emery and Ange persist with a suicidal high line.
Everton relegated for financial irregularities.
24/25 sewn up nicely.
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I don't like it.
But it's not on my arm or my son's arm, so
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11 hours ago, Dazzler said:
Na but someone at work has and has pretty much ruined it for me - so I know the ending. Said it's basically stupid people making increasingly stupid decisions that no person would ever make in real life
So, essentially every slasher movie ever?
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Yeah, like Gloomy says, to sell to a domestic opponent we'd need enough money to replace him (either directly or in the aggregate), enough money to ensure we don't look like soft touches and enough money to placate the fans.
Bruno isn't just our best player, he's a symbol of the new Newcastle, he's adored by the fans, and by extension the owners and execs get credit for him. Sell him to a PL club and all that disappears.
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Rashford? I mean, where would you play him? Gordon owns that position.
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Bet you didn't know Ferry across the Mersey is really a County Durham classic? Original went "Ferry,
across the shit stream"
Same as Sweet Home Alabama, which was originally Sweet Home Pelaw Marra.
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4 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:
Nah, you'll probably get fast tracked to the top poster malarkey.😂
You don't get my crown by talking about shit
You talk shit.
There's a difference, it's subtle, but it's there.
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Recommend me something to watch!
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