The Fish

knows a girl that not only is blonde and nymphomaniacal, but also understand computers? is either a liar or a God

is welcomer than a nympho blonde girl at a LAN party

Should go Here and have fun for thirty seconds no it's not Michael Jacksons hard-drive ...ewwwwww "hard-drive"....

depends on the environment and company some days I'm content with a Britvic55 Orange, most days I'll have a lager of mediocre strength and taste, some days I won't touch that plastic brand shit and I'll insist on Erdinger or the like, others I'll just have the Double vodka Lime and Lemonade, and of course when we're sitting on the stoop of our new house celebrating the whole "moving in" thing, I like to sip Courvoissier from a brandy glass while smokoing a Cigar and having some of that Garlic "Tear and Share" bread

should know Leeds is actually a pretty nice city. should also be aware that I'm in student area, which obviously means an over-abundance of "Sunshine Sheilas"

is being replied to from the far flung reaches of space, time and reason... or LEEDS dum dum dummmmmmmmm huzzah for library intenet access at all godawful tims of the day

will accept my well wishes with grace, which all the praise and platitudes will not do justice.

A monkey with a banjo... kitchen utensils that you never use, but hang there collecting sdust until... well until you dust them.

might not realise that this could very well be the very last post I make in this thread for over a fortnight.... I brought tinned meat and plenty of batteries boys... everything's gonna be ok.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies, torn apart by a maniac, headless and very obviously molested in some way.... and a brand new red cadillac? I don't have a brand new red Cadillac in my garage..

Zane Lowe... various artists

we all know you edited out your original post of in a futile attempt to sound mature SG... one question? why bother..?

can't belive that this is the real thing..... but it is... this IS the Real thing

watched the film "The Emporers New Groove" at the cinema and actually stole a child from a playground just so he didn't look like a sad bastard who goes to watch kiddies tv.

is working on his Novel it's a Sci Fi Bodice ripping, tense Crime thriller comedy romance. I'm not sure the title "I touched the Lindburg Baby" will help sales though

I doubt any thread should be without that picture

should know I leave on Sunday.. and will of course miss the match and for that I blame Farrel Williams and his damned hippity hop music

am I the only one who thinks Sam is one lock of hair away from being a fully fledged stalker boy? telll me manc-mag do you ask the pictures of Helena for their opinion?

should realise that persitent headbutting reduces the liklihood of having sex....

Place Your Hands- Reef too fucking right I am wooo and indeed hoo

is a little foolish and should read on to find out why Yeah, that's what I want a billion bells jingling away inside my head. it's bad enough that at the moment they're surprisingly all into "Christian Rock"

sould think himself lucky because every day at 3.30 on the way to work I have a tectonic plate stuck in my head and as you can guess this causes severe distress to the civilisations of teeny tiny people that have chosen the inside of my head as a planet to live upon. It's worrying because I think they're pretty close to splitting the atom.. the headaches I'm going to have......

is in heaven with all the other dead people.

is dancing on the ceiling

is in a pissant mood and is taking it out on khay its a fucking big bully