The Fish

likes to create discomfort amongst new parents

mispelt "Sainted"

packs said fudge

is my sabviour, my mesiah, my Keggy Keegle

should now hear me say "whoosh, the irony, tbh" in his head

is right but should know that Sima Started it

sucks at this thread... you should really give up the reigns to someone who can drive this thing... khay, sammynb... hell even a girl (Mags) has more prowess in this arena than you do... but I'm sure with all your internet speak and clever clever use of ascii you'll prove me righ... wrong. I meant Wrong of course I meant wrong nanny, I wouldn't be mean to one of Gods "special" people....

finds joy in his ability to answer many threads and while part of me mocks him for the pedantry, must also tip my hat in recognition of the phase I went through when I was equally stupid and base

makes like I care enough about internet "speak" to decipher his little smiley face litter that peppers this screen

should "join" sexually and romatically , with an Crocodile and finally put pay to the theory that "You only hurt the ones you love"

cannot possibly be asking me, the purveyor of prosecution to go lightly upon Sima, he who is without sense, judgment or morals???

leaves me with no choice but to remind him that dealing with Sima is similar to dealing with vagrants, once you acknowledge their existence those pikey focks will not leave you alone... well at least under the old faithful blunderbus swaps flesh for shrapnel and their ass jingles when they run from the long arm of the law

has overinflated delusions of mediocrity

should really learn court ettiquette and bow before a superior.

though he made proper and justified reference to Family Guy, he did so outside of the rules and as such forgoes any benefits from this turn, he should relinquish control of the giffle and pass the Sham to the player on his left.... of course this puts me in Jiffy and I guess I'll have the batting average set to 0 because of the pos that preceded Sima's... Ok... I got this one... I Force the issue and make it so that the poster above must start the Mornington Crescent Thread by my dropping Jiffy, pushing Don Juan to catholicism (small 'c') and tipping my cap to..... oh, lets say... Mo

can't touch this na na na nana na-na na-na can't touch this

can't abide the clues that point to the reality that I'm far the better poster than he... for while Sima might post frequently and follow guidelines and strictures that place him within the boundaries of contemporary contributors to this board, he lacks the originality and focus of frak that would truly raise him above the drivel that I have to endure day to day.... if he were to succesfully defeat me in Dr Seuss I may cede ground...

cried just like jesus wept tbh imo sic

knows me oh so well....Mr Senator

should pay for my company like oh so many American Senators

is just being gay and not in the 1950's bright and colorful way.

needs to meet me outside the school gates and be prepared for a dust up

has issues

needs to tell me of any good films that I can watch today?

looks both way when they cross the road