The Fish

Why did you lose interest? I've just got my provisional licence so i'll be looking to start lessons soon. 159057[/snapback] he worked out that he couldn't get a shag even if he was driving a flash motor

I believe this is yours

when she's out just white wash it and tell her you had a girlfriend round after after a spot of Perth Pushing she wandered into the Kitchen and farted. safe to say you won't go back with the type of horrid slag that can fart in a Kitchen, but want to keep the white walls as a stark reminder of how bad you felt when you strayed.

DON'T GO AND WATCH A MUSICAL it's hokey shite and I won't have it's tepid linear detritus ruinging my perfectly good, educational thread next you'll be suggesting Starlight fucking Express!

well bind and gag you, wrap you in cling film and kick you around Eldon Leisure five-a-side pitch I think

course we don't you silly girl, we're all well versed in the art of mechanicry and so need not actually use spoken words to describe what is wrong with the car, we simply communicate through inhalation.

is it actually worth tuning in for? or are the movies going to be the same fare you can get by tuning into channel 4, E4 or More4 at various times of the day?

that's getting sent to anyone I know

more proof that education is second to the ability to pour a pint ... not a bad thing mind

source?

pretty sure it's brother or cousin spit of Lomana's style

*Snarf*

awesome view of it, lip readers should use this angle tbah

Fuck's sake. That's actually pretty spot on an' all. 158967[/snapback] How would you know? what are you... a figgin herrmer?

hardly explained in your post, plank.

Bizza called, he wants his exclusive back http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=7001

I though Craig figured a way to block the Automatic post-bots?

older than God. Fact-wahdiddy diddydum diddy doo

beat me to it tbh

fucking hell... even I got more than 134... typical of that lot though, as educated as the sheep they fuck

Ireland, to quote Al Murray, is just our comedy sidekick first you layed our roads, now you sing for our amusement you're like the sidecar to our motorbike, without us, you're going nowhere sunshine.

well that's kniocked me out me boots tbh

Who do you get mistaken for? Mussolini? 158869[/snapback] I didn't realise you were older than me Alex. I had you down as a chirpy cheeky 21 year old. 158888[/snapback] Was it the complete lack of maturity in my posts? 158891[/snapback] Absolutely, while I looked at Gemmil as your uncle type figure who always came up with "good ones" that you could "lol" at. I always realised Gemmil was in his late 30's. 158899[/snapback] In a similar vein, I placed your IQ in the low 80's. 158912[/snapback] You moving in with Sima alex?

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