The Fish

I'm no lawyer, but might be worth deleting this, for fear of legal bullshittery.

I'd not be surprised if some of the worst of human detritus will blame her if sunderland get relegated. Every club has a minority that are total arseholes. Mind you there's quite a number of Newcastle fans crowing about this. smh

and in quoting that little gem...

If he's pleading guilty to one count of "grooming" and one count of "sexual activity with a minor" doesn't that mean he knew he was having sex with an underage girl? Where's the Grey Man when you need his legal counsel?! SAFC surely have to terminate his contract?

Aye, just saw that. Doesn't say what the other two charges were though. One count of owning a windowless van and one count of lying about the ownership of puppies?

She doesn't even know we're going out.

Oh it'd be a mission for the job she's been offered but I meant, in the future, Ilkley is the kind of place I'd like to settle down.

Yeah there's some nice looking houses that are dead easy for my lass to get to her new job and not too much of a compromise in terms of size/standard or price. Plus it means we can get a Dog and good grief do I want a Dog. I want it so much I make it a proper noun for God's sake.

She's been offered a better job on more money, no brainer really. It's north west of Stockport but we want to live somewhere a bit nicer & we've a couple of mates who already live in Manchester so Re: the rent thing, we'll rent for a year then buy once we've worked out which area we want to settle down in, which will 100% be in the North, but it's not yet clear where abouts. I'd be happy moving to where she grew up (Ilkley) but understandably she wants to make somewhere else her home. If we could find somewhere that has the links, the amenities and the pace of life as Ilkley elsewhere, that'd be fucking great. We should be in a position to buy a house that'll work for the family we're planning on having. The fewer house-moves the better iyam.

A mate's mam used to work at the Findus factory and would bring home the misshapes. Just picture that, a misshapen Findus Crispy pancake

We're looking to move to that area too, but not for a while. http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-39123459.html

Bless his heart, looks like he's at an ice cream van, trying to work out if he can afford a Flake 99 with the pound coin he has in his pocket.

Unsurprisingly, my issue wasn't with the lion head, I'm all about the liony-ness. It's a source of pride. The blocks of primary colours suggest childishness and simplicity to me. Don't really associate either of those things with the Premier League, do you?

If you want to get wanky, isn't the logo supposed to represent the brand? Not sure how that logo reflects the purported core values of the Premier League?

Someone introduced me to savoury pancakes a few years back; goats cheese, bacon and spinach. Lovely but like you said, the pancake bit is ... meh It's just a bland accompaniment to the stuff that actually tastes nice.

Where are you looking?

Ironic that they're the more "United" set of supporters. Mind, they do love a cause, they'd have had a walk-out if the Jeremy Kyle was taken off air.

This is a clerestory of jalousie

According to Physioroom.com only one player has suffered more injuries for us in the past 20 odd years.

Excellent attempt to deflect the conversation. The problem is I worked for that company for about a month, that Stained Glass Window has been up for over a decade. I was a stupid kid when I made my decision, you were a full grown man.

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You can't deny he's been unlucky with injuries though can you?