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Sorry, the urge was too strong Dancing Elmo

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Hot Damn that's one sensitive keyboard! He was swinging it round the room like a lightsabre, knocking things over like a maniac, think yourself lucky it was only a thread you lost, I nearly lost an eye! .. what colour was the eye? Green, why? you collecting them like?

Lol you've obviously not seen my mam lol, the only pole she'll dance around is 80 year old Albert down at her local and then he's got to throw half a snake bite in for the show.

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Hot Damn that's one sensitive keyboard! He was swinging it round the room like a lightsabre, knocking things over like a maniac, think yourself lucky it was only a thread you lost, I nearly lost an eye!

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Still got it, although it's not as bad

not the quacks. I think I'll wait to see if it goes off, then if it doesn't I'll go. It feels like I have needles in my chest and esophagus when Im eating or drinking its worse. Just stop eating then Aye, you have a point there

not the quacks. I think I'll wait to see if it goes off, then if it doesn't I'll go. It feels like I have needles in my chest and esophagus when Im eating or drinking its worse.

I've had raging heartburn since last night and I've tried most of the Gaviscon range and its still killing me. Anyone suggest a cure?

Have you tried some of the serviced apartments? Premier City Based Apartments Deep Blue

Lol, no you would say thank you and be greatfull he'd been so thoughtful in his choice

Do any damage to the property? Put it this way. The talking clock will never talk again. There's gotta be an easier way of nacking a dodgy xmas gift

A handbag full of hand (bag) granades would teach him a lesson too

Thats out of Puds top drawer you liar Lol I know, it's still got the xmas tag on aswell - To Pud love Wacky xxx Did you keep the receipt? I think one of them extra long shoe horn things would be better Do they still have the 'Bent Bargains' bin in Morrisons, I'd tie him up with one of those bungie rope things and wedge him in there

You should get your lass one of them 'fists on a stick' thing for her own protection. I tried to google a picture for you but this was all I could find I'm afraid Fist on a stick

Follow the four step rule, then is in doubt, cop a feel

Blart indeed! That young man is Shirley Manson from Garbage

Can't see any dodgy nips on that one like (wincing at the thought, owwwch)

Years of research, but the only true way of telling is if you lift em up and have a neb under each one for her scars, of course the restraining order might follow.

I'm usually pretty good at spotting fake boobage, I would be prepared to put a few pennies on saying Ms Lohan's fine jumper bumps are indeed home grown. Fact One They are big without being unnaturally perky, natural boobs have the inability to remain large and perky without support Big and not so perky Fact two They have 'real boob bouncability', something that fake boobs lack Bouncability Fact Three Considering, even after putting a little weight back on the lass is no Michelle Mcmanus, to have breasticles of that proportion on such a small frame, you would undoubtedly see the outline of the implants, for a comparison on this theory check out posh's Lohans naturals posh's fake uns And Fact Four That picture is so obviously natural. without a doubt natural After much research, I have failed to find Ms Lohan supporting boobage that looks unnatural, that is if you don't take those dodgy websites in to acount that cut and paste heads off stars, because that one was definatly wrong, you can't try and pass a natural ginger off with a black minge!