Ellie

Ahhh gottcha now lol yes I saw that one and no - Pud is by no means a pig in any sense, anatomically or audioably however, we can't seem to keep neighbours for very long I'm beginning to become concerned with your fetish for all things pink and oinky SMO, do you have some kind of issues with farm animals?? Come on, whisper...tell Aunty Ellie all about that nasty time at the petting zoo Pink and oinky - you describing your minge? tis pink but id say, more like a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr than an oink

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Ahhh gottcha now lol yes I saw that one and no - Pud is by no means a pig in any sense, anatomically or audioably however, we can't seem to keep neighbours for very long I'm beginning to become concerned with your fetish for all things pink and oinky SMO, do you have some kind of issues with farm animals?? Come on, whisper...tell Aunty Ellie all about that nasty time at the petting zoo

It's alreet like have to remember were I leave me step ladders though I here your the stuuuuuuuuuuuud around here? Pud fill you in on my rep then. Does he oink when he cums? Ever wanked the pig off a la Rebecca Loos? How very rude are you young man!!!!! 'Ever wanked the pig off a la Rebecca Loos?' Explain, I'm nieve

It's alreet like have to remember were I leave me step ladders though I here your the stuuuuuuuuuuuud around here? Press? (id heard that but wasn't gonna be rude)

Aw damn, its only fun to poke when the pokee objects!

It's alreet like have to remember were I leave me step ladders though I here your the stuuuuuuuuuuuud around here?

Fingers crossed puds home today

I'll show you to the door lol

SMO? Nah, I think I'll hang on for Pud's return, thanks for the tip though SMO = Smooth Operator Just with Pud going to be out of action for a while we don't want you getting bored Ahaha I'm sure I'd have no bother entertaining myself lol, tiddlywink champ me Your concern is deeply touching though lol

SMO? Nah, I think I'll hang on for Pud's return, thanks for the tip though

Ah thats where the Newcastle link came from, still sound shite though lol

All kindsa stuff, pokings fun! I once poked a sparkley light fitting in Fenwicks but it gave me a nasty electric shock. I don't poke things in Fenwicks any more

Fucking hell, how'dya guess lol

She's wearing a black and white dress from Kookai(sp?) says I can't see it until tonight but she came wtih me when I got my tux sooooo.. I think I'm being had. either way she's got a fair sized handbag so we're going to sneak in some decent vodka andtry to save some money anyhoo I'm really needing to sleep so b'bye Woooooooo make sure she's wearin the right kinda bra for her dress straps mind! neet Im off too, got some fast food breakfast smuggling to do early doors, nighty night

Do you have a ruffle shirt? no... that would be a gayer look than I was aiming for I've gone classic black tux white shirt, black cumberbun, black tie, black shoes, rape alarm, etc. What about a date? Not offering sorry, just askin

No, thats just purely the fact that I can't spell the word fuck

Y thank you kind Laydeee My stay here is only but temporary, then Ill fook back off where I came from

Do you have a ruffle shirt?

Duh thats why I always keep my spectacles on silly safety goggles are the way forward Now I would always recommend swimming goggles, as the usual, secondary school issue saftey goggles tend to steam up far to quickly, whereby if you opt for the first choice of protective eyewear you can always pick a pretty colour too where the fuck did we get you from Lol strangely enough, your not the first person to ask that

Duh thats why I always keep my spectacles on silly hummina hummina hummina now that the Pud is bed ridden, does this mean we'll have to tolerate your rather blatant (yet refreshing) sexual openess until his recovery and some? Or will you disappear like some warm and welcoming fart that once departed is oft rembered and fondly so? Yes, you will experience my departing fartiness shortly. I do appologise for my 'rudeness' however I seem to have put my 'I don't give a fcuk' head on for a change heheheh x

Duh thats why I always keep my spectacles on silly safety goggles are the way forward Now I would always recommend swimming goggles, as the usual, secondary school issue saftey goggles tend to steam up far to quickly, whereby if you opt for the first choice of protective eyewear you can always pick a pretty colour too

Duh thats why I always keep my spectacles on silly

Have I missed something lol anchorman by the sound's of it Gawd, Coco pops or kip, Cocopops or kip????? Rice Crispies Got none in and me sugerpuffs are soggy ther's nowt worse than soggy sugarpuffs sugarpuffs are scum of the earth, worse than mackems Nowt worse indeed, and they all stick together at the bottom of the box Now young man, let me tell you what truly are scum of the earth - Those pretendy Sugar puffs called 'Jordan wheat puffs' or something as non discript. They are pure filth, absolute and utter shite, ffs they dont even have a honey coating they are just f'in puffs with no sugar, now thats as equally bad as a Macam there's nowt worse than putting a load of niall quinn's finest at the bottom of a wooden box and the lot of them sticking together(is what you meant to have said) Weird...I typed the exact same thing then deleted it in favour of slagging off shittey sugarpuffs

I thought that was going on for a while as well. Is she his sister or something? You sick, sick bastard! I'm none the wiser tbh. Slap your wrists for not paying attention lol You're rude especially your avatar. dirty girl Hey?? if I had my way that would be made in to a public health notice, plastered over all the trainstaion walls. People just don't take eye injuries seriously these days!