Ellie

Have you seen the state of those curtains!

Is that a bottle of Lambrini that the blonde lass with the dodgy perm is holding?

There was a few issues this morning with the server running slowly, pud had to stop peddling cos he needed a shite but he's back on the bike now. As for anyone else with complaints, shut the fuck up will ya! Merry Christmas to you and yours

That's his tea in the dog!

Watch it, i'll be handing out the slaps in a minute. The world as we know it would grind to a halt if women where removed from the workplace, and boys would all turn gay through lack of boob nebbing! Worry now!

Bear with us, I'm on the case.

Are you having intermittent probs, since 9.30 ish?

Getting on to TT this morning?

x

Every year eh? You've only been a member since March 06 so that's 1 xmas you've experienced!! FFS Tom's been around since the dawn of the internet, man. Well his profile says he only joined in March 06. God how cliquey!! You don't get admin status in less than two years...no matter how many times you blow peasepud off. Just ask ellie. very true, he just keeps saying, "go on, just one more" I fall for it every time! Damn him

Cool, it's just we'd had a query and wanted to check it wasn't a major prob. Ta

Anyone having any probs?

Don't worry petal, I've already found the Netto receipt

Aye he gans in the pub, and he goes "faak me this is a weww nawty firm" he wasn't taking the piss by his voice, the camera scanned round and it was all 16 year olds with a couple of blokes playing dominoes in the background hehe. I can only think of Middlesbrough, Luton and Hull I've been to which are on the same level of sheer deparivity, desperation and horribleness as the place and people of Stoke on Trent (no disrespect Ellie). When you go to these places around the country for the first time it's when it dawns on you what a thoroughly fantastic place we live in up here (well those north of the tyne). No offence taken, I'll be the first in the queue to back you up on that one. Not slagging everyone off who comes from Stoke mind, there are still a lot of decent inhabitants, like everywhere in the country you get the dreggs, unfortunatly some places are more populated with them than others, the perils of the decline of industrial cities I suppose. (Perhaps Sunderland can use that for an excuse too)

I still have one of those in my loft and it works, along with the original 33 of 'Lipstick, Powder and Paint' by Shaky, glad my music tastes have changed. Used to have to take the lid off it to play 45's though

I would have been more worried about what you could have caught off the 'naught forty' than what they could have done to you. Napalm, if I had my way.

Yep. Like I said I quite liked it. How long have you lived there? Unfortunately my entire life until I moved up here last summer, my family are all still down there, generations of born again Stokies lol You don't relise quite how bad the place is until you leave. At one time it at least had an industry but now all that remains are flat packed Asda's and Next's. I spoke to my family the other day and the highlight of the news from Stoke was the fact that they were having a new JJB Sports Gym built! The only place to go for a coffee in Tunstall is Asda and I can't even think where the nearest Starbucks is, possibly Crewe Railway Station. Christ then you move up here and meet Pud. We should do a telathon for you Ahaha Pud was the reason I moved here lol. Place between Hanley and A50 is Fenton and Longton, and it's the worst place lol, it's were me Dad's side of the family are from, one of those places where everyone is very very broad Stokie. Its grey,, depressing and sucks the life out of you but hey, they have a Subway at least

Newcastle under Lyme, Trentham, Kidsgrove, Alsager etc are not classed as Stoke on Trent and are a little nicer lol, not so many charvers but still plenty of piss smelly oldies

Yep. Like I said I quite liked it. How long have you lived there? Unfortunately my entire life until I moved up here last summer, my family are all still down there, generations of born again Stokies lol You don't relise quite how bad the place is until you leave. At one time it at least had an industry but now all that remains are flat packed Asda's and Next's. I spoke to my family the other day and the highlight of the news from Stoke was the fact that they were having a new JJB Sports Gym built! The only place to go for a coffee in Tunstall is Asda and I can't even think where the nearest Starbucks is, possibly Crewe Railway Station.

Are you sure it was Stoke you visited?

You've never been then. It is actually about 5 towns with Stoke probably being the smallest. I quite enjoyed it when I stayed in Hanley. Also had the nicest curry ever there. Played for Britannia Building socities cricket team. Sorry, Ive got to disagree with you there, Stoke on Trent as a whole is a shit hole, no matter which way you dress up any of the sixtowns, Hanley,Stoke, Longton, Fenton, Burslem and my home town (unfortunatly), Tunstall, which for the record is the smallest. Stoke 'town' itself is full of immigrants, chavers and smelly old bastards who spend all day queuing for their 'social' (benefits that is) I simply can not imagine what you found appealing about a stay in Hanley, although it's the 'better' out of the rest of the towns. I'm imagining the curry you had was from the one and only decent curry place there, but you'd have had to subject yourself to the area of 'Shitty Shelton' in between Hanley and Stoke whereby the average white man feels like the minority and its hardly surprising they can cook up a bit of decent curry since its their national dish. Don't think anyone will recall the old Victoria ground that used to run alongside the A500, its unbelievable to think that Stoke played there right up till they built the new Victoria ground (not that long ago really) it resembled someones backyard. The best thing about Stoke on Trent is the lovely warm feeling you get when you join the M6 North to come to Newcastle! (the real one, not under lyme) (And the bastards play in the same colours as the Makems)

Red shoes maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!

A little treat for the females (you can have a look if you like boys, but...hey!) One for the ladies

Bath Bombs from Lush, if that doesn't work just imagine, suicide bath bomber, ruck sack full of bath bombs hoyin himself off the Tyne Bridge spining down the river, bumping from side to side in all the fizz! that should cheer you up