David Kelly

I couldn't resist.

Graham Fenton!

Roy Keane, Lee Cattermole

Fuck me Snijeder?

Which means we certainly won't get a good manager/head coach in the summer

Did Carnavaro go back to Inter?

Well since it appears that there's only you and me not bothering with work today I will tell you it's Effan Ekoku. Was it that Argie striker who's brother played for someone too. Can't think of his name at the minute.

Cambiasso, walter samuel, Eto?

You gave up on mine then?

Haha did it playing for Norwich

Was in the first two or three years of the premier league and he does the odd bit of comentary now on certain games.

A straight line approach would make sense as a player out of contract has no value as he move for free. On that basis your numbers seem sound.

Actually I've properly fucked it up. It is 6 and Pog is one of them. 1 more to get.

So it's 7 then. Yes on Dublin.

Did he manage one now too? This is off a few years ago like

Yes on the first three no on the pog

I'm sure you can google the rest

Aye, I just need to try and remember who they are

Have we done the 6 players who first and surname begins with the same letter who have scored a premier league hattrick?

Or Hasslebank?

It's not Dion Dublin is it?

Redcar is no great improvement on Stockton though

Then you have my deepest sympathies.

Unless he's been asked that question before, then I would imagine he has.

I noticed Carver said something like he hadn't had any discussions whatsoever with Penfold about transfers. If thats true then A. He's a fucking idiot after Taylors injury and B. He's just the sort of manager they want!