McFaul

He's a lazy cunt. Hands on hips the whole time, and he's the one playing centrally so he has to move off the ball, but he just won't. Sick of him me.

Apparently his fatha, a coach at San Lorenzo, has been on Argie telly the neet saying he's trying to broker an amicable exit from Newcastle to return to Argentina, but it's been difficult. Let's face it he's been shite for a good few month, mebeez something on his mind. I think this one has "got legs" but we'll see. See what bull nut has to say about it tomorrow in the paper, if he says it's bollocks start worrying.

Because he's on here reading how little respect we have for him after a day away. Montreal my arse.

We all think we're experts, especially when you reach a certain age, but I've always been one of those mugs who was never wrong even from being a kid. My opinion is Shola should retire now, and also we should get Sammy away. He is the absolute epitome of a fancy dan. I grew up with a kid who was a Sunderland fan, he ended up playing for WBA and Oxford (he scored a screamer against the mackems ironically enough). Now honestly he could do as many things with the ball as Messi, he could go keepy ups sitting down, he was amazing. I doubt anyone could do more circus tricks with the ball than him. What stopped him from being top class was, put him on a football pitch, he could beat people, but he had no end product, and that's the exact same with Sammy we need to get him to fuck, I've seen loads like him and we're wasting time. If people had've realised the same with Shola in 2001 when it was obvious to some, we wouldn't be enduring our 14th year of Shola Ameobi as a Newcastle United footballer. See when we were down last night, he was the oldest player on the pitch, he should be one of the leaders, galvanising the young players saying howay we can do this. Him though hands on his waist stood alone, doing and saying fuck all. Sammy will grow up the same. Two lazy cunts.

Championship Strikers Leon Best Marlon Harewood Andy Carroll Peter Lovenkrands Shola Now Cisse Shola Ranger 4fs.

It says 167.272.37.08 that's London. Hmmmm.

IP could be his iphone

I think Dembgoals is Demba. I'm not even taking the piss. I think it's him.

I don't why there's ill feeling towards Demba. He's not the best striker we've had, but he's far from the worst. He's done well for us, we paid fuck all for him and he wants a Champions League platform in a progressive club, we really can't grumble. We won't get CL in the next five years, and we're not progressive while out fat bastard billionaire owner is here. I realise I sound like Leazes but it's true. It's alright saying he's a greedy bastard, but offering him 60k a week in a team which has less points than the last time it was relegated, compared to 90k at a team which could win the league and are current European champions, well it's a no brainer ffs.

Obviously you're new to English football probably, but two words make Chelsea bigger than NUFC. Roman Abramovic. If we swapped owners we'd dominate Europe. Before he went there we were historically bigger than Chelsea, and fanbase wise light years ahead. I don't blame Demba, we're nothing more than the 7th best club in this country while Ashley is here.

That's fine but booing him on does absolutely fuck all positive.

For me last night provided the worst moment of the season. We're playing Everton at home we go 2-1 down, there's 30 minutes to play and there's a total resignation from all of the players that we've lost the game. Fucking pathetic. To make matters even worse he takes off our fastest player for a defensive midfielder, I'm not saying Obertan was amazing, but he wasn't the worst. The fans are arseholes too booing Ranger on, it wasn't many but enough to be audible. I hate fucking Everton too, complete scruffs who are beyond comparison in this country, and that really is not being harsh.

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Baines and Pienaar are both major doubts. 3-1 the neet, and a kick start to our season. Demba hattrick.

It'll be that Mong "The Gooser" looks like he was stalking the site at 4am this morning. Nee excuse for that unless he's on holiday in America.

Aye it's like they have something to hide. Like Jimmy Savile for all those years.

I never understand their delusion. They always compare themselves to us since Moyes went in, baring in mind we have completely underachieved and had a nightmare time since. Even then though in those 10 seasons, we've come above them 4 times (which is fucking absolutely nothing to brag about Everton ffs), we've been in the Champions League proper (they haven't), we've come 3rd (they haven't), and ultimately in that time we've both won fuck all! This time last season we were 4th and Everton were 14th, why would Demba NOT have thought he made the right choice. Playing in front of 52,000 or playing in front of 28,000 at Goodison (a crowd they got against the Premiership champions) fighting relegation. The idiots believe we paid Ba £75,000 a week, when it's common knowledge he is on £45,000. Everton probably offered more, but why would he go there? I'd love to understand why he would choose Everton over Newcastle. He gets far more media exposure here than he would there, playing in front of bigger crowds, in his second season he's playing in European competition, Newcastle generate far more money than Everton, they're a bigger business, if someone can explain why money would be the only motivating factor when choosing Newcastle over Everton then I'd love to hear it. "We've come 6th and 7th a few times la" doesn't wash with me. The only player who ever chose them over us when we've both been for them, is Leighton Baines, an Everton fan, who is so thick he thinks Portsmouth is near Melbourne. Every support is deluded, but none is more deluded than Everton. They focus on their history for justifying their misguided belief they're a big club, at the same time belittling our history when we only have 4 less than them, and they've only won one in the last 25 years! Thank fuck they sit above us in the Leazes tonight because we won't have to smell the wafts of Lynx Java, as they'll be rising up rather than down. Deluded paraffins.

The cockneys in the crowd are boring cunts. "Boring boring tables" wasn't funny the first time we're 3 weeks in now and they're still singing it. Aye though a whole nation will be behind MvG, well two whole nations cos they're expecting 25% of Holland to watch it too.

Incredible by Moyes to spend so little money at a club like Everton yet consistently get them in the top 10. Irrespective of Everton's 4 more trophies than Newcastle over history, the fact is every season we've been in the Premier League we've generated more money, sometimes double, because the size of the club in those terms, support, infrastructure etc.. we are bigger than Everton, it's undeniable as it's a fact. During Moyes' time at Everton yes we finished 3rd once, played in the CL in March, finished 5th another time, but in terms of the league against the odds, Everton have definitely outperformed Newcastle. An incredible achievement given the stock he has at Everton, arguably the best manager of the last ten years. Mourinho wouldn't have got Everton 5th, 6th, 7th with such inadequate resources.

The fact that it's completely out in the open that his agents are sitting down with clubs because he wants a move a) because the terms we've offered are shite and some top clubs want him, makes it a whole new ball game. It's evident he will move in January it is to me, a whole host of clubs want to have a chat, meaning he'll be away. In his position knowing this, a bad injury could scupper this, if he has a stinker Pardew will get grilled as it was obvious he wouldn't give 100%, I just think given the fact the plan is for him to move in the next few weeks, it makes us look small time, and risks the deal by playing him, UNLESS he miraculously signs the contract.

In an attacking sense we have to have a go at Everton. Marveaux should be the first name on the team sheet as well. We probably won't have Demba, I don't think it makes any sense for him to play while his agents are prostituting him to other clubs, both for us and for them. I don't blame Demba as long as the club he goes to is bigger than us who can win the league in the long term, and there's only three really plus Man City with their money. If he goes somewhere like Tottenham or QPR on 80k a week, I'd be up in arms. I don't think it's right that he plays again for us personally, and despite that I think we'll win this game, with Cisse in a central role. Everton have had an amazing season, they spend fuck all every season because they're not a big enough club to generate substantial funds is what it boils down to, but we really should be winning this game, irrespective of their over achievement,it heralds the start of an easier run of fixtures that with or without injuries, we should be taking wins from. Our record against them at home in the last 20 odd years at home is W13 D5 L2, I'm a firm believer in records like this and will be gutted if we don't add to it. High tempo start and we'll win it I'm pretty confident. Great price 15/8 at home to Everton.

1.) I'm not going to ask have you have fared so far this season, because it's fairly obvious compared to last year. Do you believe it's all down to injuries? Injuries and the lack of investment, we were without doubt the fifth best team in the division last season, we remain the only club in 2012 to win at Chelsea for one, we're underachieving, but there was a negative feel about the club from the off with no significant purchases, when we needed a centre half badly, a striker, a right back and there was nothing. We'll come 12th as I said we would, and if the penny drops, back to where we should be now, next season. 2. In your last two games you have decided to give it a real attacking go to two of the best attacking teams in the Premiership. Are you expecting a similar approach on Wednesday? Yes. No disrespect to Everton but we expect to beat them at home. Our league record against Everton at home over the last 25 years is P20 W13 D5 L2. I'll be gutted if we can't odd to that record. They've played some good stuff, some might say overachieved based on their stock in football and money spent. It won't be an easy game, but it'll be very much an attacking approach against Everton, more so than say against Man City at the moment. 3. Who do you think will be the biggest threat to Everton in the upcoming evening game? Everton have a very poor record here down the years, although they managed to get a result the other season, I think Everton always seem to be overawed at the bigger grounds in front of bigger crowds, so maybe Everton's main threat is their own approach. I think if we play well we win though put simply. 4 There are always certain players from any team that always get the media praise. Your natural starting 11 has some real quality players in it, although some won't be available for selection on Wednesday. Demba Ba has taken all the plaudits this season, how do you rate him and is he likely to feature against us Toffee's? Demba is a very good player, he's not in Shearer's class, but he's been a great buy for Newcastle. 29 goals in 50 games, we can't grumble. We won't pay top dollar wages anymore, the same as Tottenham don't, so his agents will get him what he wants. I don't think he's greedy, we've probably offered 60k, he's been on 45k, (Everton offered him 50 but he came here for less) his agents will see clubs offering him 90k+ who wouldn't go? That's not greed especially when it's clubs like Chelsea. Irrespective of the reason Chelsea are bigger than the likes of Everton, Tottenham and Newcastle, the fact is in modern football they are, and they will be bigger than us till we get owners who will help us compete better than our present one is doing. As to whether he'll play, that's the 2 million dollar question. Or 7.5 million in his case. 5. Are there any players that haven't been getting the praise they deserve this season from the media and even your own fan base this season? Anita has been great the last 5 or 6 games, and HBA kept us going at the start although he's injured now. 6. I have to say that not only Evertonians but a lot of other fan bases aren't big fans of Alan Pardew. How do your fans find him? I don't like him as a bloke, he comes across as a wank sometimes. "When I first came to Noocarsuw I remember seein a guy in a garage wiv fuww kit on and cap, I fort haa many place av that levuw of passion." Fucking lying cunt. I've lived in Newcastle my whole life and never seen that once, yet he does on his first visit. He is however the current PFA manager of the season, and I'm pleased he is our manager as well, he'll get things right without a doubt. 7. In the last few years Everton have had certain periods where the Chairman has come under heavy scrutiny and Newcastle have gone through the same with Mike Ashley. Are the majority of the Toon Army against him or did last season get him a few more fans? Mike Ashley is the biggest cunt in world football. If we won the league and champions league in 2 years time I'd still hate him. 8. Where do you think you'll finish this season? 12th as I said we would before a ball was kicked. Moving on to Everton... 9. How do you think we have fared this season? Massively overachieved, just shows what togetherness, one or two decent players and momentum can do though. Look at Distin what other top 10 club would've kept him on at 35? Some of the other players Moyes brings in you just think it's desperation, then all of a sudden they look like good players. Amazing season for the club so far. 10. Do you believe we are overachieving or underachieving in our current top 6 position? Massively overachieving when you look at the clubs you're competing with, in terms of wage structure, attendance, support, and finance, Moyes is one of the best managers in Europe. I think in terms of squad though and what he's done, I think 7th or 8th is about right, but I wonder how long he can keep pulling rabbits out of a hat. If you look at Sunderland in terms of stature they're similar to Everton, support wise similar maybe even better, but they spend more money and still are definitely behind Everton in terms of the product on the pitch. 11. Who do you think will be the biggest threat to your Newcastle team in the upcoming game? Steven Pienaar, great player, you should be proud to have him, he gets in to positions so well, often unmarked, great little player, I'd love to have had him here from Tottenham, but we don't go for that type of player because he's "too old" apparently. 12. What is your opinion of David Moyes and what do you make of the job he has done for Everton? One of the best most overachieving managers in world football. I think the job he's done at Everton is better than Howard Kendall did, in an era where small clubs like Watford, Southampton and Ipswich were coming second and competing for titles. 13. Where do you think this Everton side will finish come the end of the season? I think Everton will come 7th again which would be another great season for the blues, maybe even 6th you never know. 14. Finally, predictions for the game? We're due a big win at home, I don't know if it will be, but if we play like we did in the last two games for 160 minutes, I think we can win, 3-1, maybe 3-2 with our shite defence at the moment. Williamson coming back is no bonus. It also depends on Demba's situation, but you never know Debuchy may make his debut, and he really is one of the best right backs in Europe, we've done well to get him.

He was given shares in the company, hardly comparable to someone saying they hoped cancer spreads all over his face.

I couldn't really think of Ashley in worse terms than I do already, but he'd somehow manage it if he does business with this Silkman again. All of us know someone who has had cancer, and lets not forget SBR was one of the most loved people in Newcastle's history, in world football history even, and this man has basically used the illness as an insult. Scumbag of the highest order.

What an absolute cunt Taylor is. No one in world sport, Ferguson, Ronaldo, that Scottish cyclist, none of them come close to the arrogance of this man. Why would you try and nut Barney, a bloke 8 inches taller and 8 stone heavier on stage. Fucking wank. Hope MVG embarrasses him tomorrow.