McFaul

I think the world's greatest city is London for so many reasons, but I it when I work there, amazing place to spend free time in though. It's been my second home for 20 years, know it like the back of my hand and granted I've never been to Rome but I doubt anywhere can match Central London for grandeur and proper history. I hate Paris been twice, don't like it at all. My favourite international city I've visited would be Bangkok. It's just FULL of contradictions, full of life, Phatpong has to be seen to be believed, as do the vast Hindu temples, people living in the river on floating hooses (thoosands of them), the sky train, everything it's just a mental place but I don't know how anyone could get bored there. At times part of it feel like you're in New York, go to another part and you feel you're in the most primitive Asian city there is.

Arsenal are shite. They've struggled against far inferior sides to us. Swansea well and truly battered them at Emirates a few weeks ago as well. This isn't Arsenal of 18 month-3 years ago, with Fabregas, van Persie and Nasri, they have been poor more than they have been good this season, and Williamson being injured might be a blessing. Perch can do no worse. I'm hopeful we can get at least a point. If we play half as well as we did at Old Trafford we can win.

SBR is in a different class to that rat as a person. Even someone like Pacinofan would agree. Ferguson stood at his funeral saying Newcastle were one of the biggest clubs in English football, with supporters of rivalled loyalty in an area of massive footballing pedigree over the last 100 years illustrated by the fact two of their greatest ever players were from the N.E. Now he comes out with this, what a cunt. I really think he has lost it. We're not as big as Man Utd, but we've never claimed to be, all he's ensured in my view is an away defeat the next time he comes to SJP, or perhaps he's said it because he's never coming back here?

Aye but that's not Roy Walker. It's good but it's not right.

belta, not that I know who it is

I agree we can't compete and a large reason for that is Ashley's mismanagement of the club and inability to maximise revenues. The rest though well I don't agree. I don't think a club who last season averaged the 14th largest attendances can't be described as "wee". A club who are made to feel important by the vast media coverage are not "wee", we're significant because people care, and we have as many proper supporters in this country as anyone apart from Man Utd, Arsenal and Liverpool. We're the biggest club North of Manchester in the UK in my eyes, we have a genuine catchment area from North Yorkshire, to Cumbria to Southern Scotland, and we're supported everywhere within that vast part of the country. We win fuck all, but we got in to a position to challenge by becoming the FIFTH RICHEST CLUB IN THE WORLD at one point, not by some Ayatollah throwing in billions. I think him calling us wee is his worst moment, the fact that he's called us "wee" suggests that he doesn't think we are to me. You wouldn't come out on telly and say Boro are wee, or West Ham are wee because it's just accepted.

Predictions for 2013 We'll beat Man Utd next time we play them at home Ferguson will resign due to serious health problems *touch wood^ We'll sign no one who will genuinely improve the first eleven in January We'll come 12th (as I said before a ball was kicked) Man City will win the league We'll surprise a few by getting to the last 8 in Europe but go out to the winners Ben Arfa and Cabaye will be sold in the summer for combined fees of near £30m Leeds United will be promoted via the play offs (14th now)

"wee club in the North East" What a cunt. Why has he never said that about the likes of Everton, Reading or QPR? Wee club in the NE who had FAR more fans and more trophies than his own club before the global sympathy which came with the Munich Air Disaster. I wish we still had to play them at home.

Bit of both really. I've heard it mentioned a few times that the uglier you are the bigger your tool will be. Not necessarily true of me, but me mate does nothing to challenge that assertion like fuck me, and if it is true yee should be like a Los Angeles based black pornstar.

I've had nee complaints, they don't call me Holmesy for nowt ye knaa. Well they don't really but they should, you filthy bald wrongun. Cheers I'll have a look. It's not me knees plural, its' the bottom of me right knee where the bone starts, it inflames.

I agree 189cm's and 219lbs = 27.2 on that BMI which means I'm 2.2 overweight, and 2.8 away from being obese. There's nee way I'm a fat cunt. You couldn't point at me and say look at that fat cunt. Look at me legs man I've got more muscle in me legs than most people do in their entire body, years of non stop football, gym, and aerobic activity. There's professional sports people haven't have got legs like these, not being big headed or nowt. Anyway I'm only posting this to dispell the myth that I'm a fat cunt.

They were going OK till the last week, I'm up to 4 mile runs before I'm fucked and me knees feel it. I'll get there. Why like? My BMI is less than yours 6 2 and a half, 15st 9 giving me a BMI of 27.2. Yours 5 8 and 14st 3 giving you a BMI of 30.2. 21-25 is perfect. 25-30 is overweight (although that's bollocks, because there's nee way I would want to go under 14 and a half stone) and 30.0 and over is obese. So technically according to the BMI, yee are obese!

Watched a canny show called Limitless. I've said before I'm nee Terry Norman, so I'll keep this brief but it's about this depressed writer who stumbles across this tablet which enables him to use 100% of his brain (normal people use 20%). Anyway he's a clever fucka on this stuff, and that's it really. I'd recommend anyone to watch this film, some canny flange in it as well. 8/10

Bare in mind I have no political affiliation at all regarding Northern Ireland. I don't have enough conviction in my views about Ulster to have an opinion on it all one way or another. Look at what you've said though. You've hinted at sectarianism because he wanted Ireland to lose to France and it was one of his favourite football moments? I can honestly say one of my favourite football moments was when Charlton beat Sunderland in 1998 after a 4-4 draw, made sweeter by the fact Clive Mendonca is a mackem. That is exactly the same principle. As for the motorway comments it hardly makes him Michael Stone now does it? Also just because he doesn't like Celtic and is laughing at their 15000 gate, again is that sectarian? The last one is at a protest attended by 10,000 people that unionists are systematically having their voting rights removed IIRC, again it hardly makes him Johnny Mad Dog Adair. As for the Londonderry comment, why would he not call it Londonderry? It says Londonderry on your road signs, he has as much right to call it Londonderry as you do to call it Derry.

Only 12 month?? As soon as I read the piece I knew we were strongly linked with him in 2008. It was common knowledge. This bloke man, J69 has more knowledge and would be more proficient than this chancer.

The Chronicle have a new feature, where by bull nut (he'll probably threaten legal action for calling him that) gives his marks out of 10 for player ratings, but also they publish the accumulative mark for what the fans give him out of 10 too. Ryder gives him 5, and the fans give him 7. I honestly believe that has been doctored, he made 14 crosses in the game, 3 were reached by a toon player first, he just has no quality at the moment. My theory is it was so obvious he had a bad game, Ryder has given him a five, and he's put 7 down for the fans view to make himself look better. Call me a conspiracy theorist but that's what I think. He needs 4 weeks rest now Jonas, he's offering bot all in an attacking sense.

FFS. People should give him a break, he is a mug but you can't jump on him for every little comment.

Nile Ranger getting a lot of shit on my timeline after a quick glance.

It's probably good time for you to "digress", as your stock can't fall any lower anyway. Hilarious you could deduce that I didn't understand what the phrase "your stock has fallen meant". Anyway Merry Christmas.

"Your stock on here has fallen" :lol: I'm still laughing at that. Monkey Fist +2pts this year Ant +5pts this year McFaul -4pts this year What a definitive fanny of a kid. I think I've posted maybe 10 times in the last week that's how much I care. In all seriousness, I'm not "the best poster" on here, no where near, but I can on occasion write things people will find interesting, not just regurjetating news neither, my actual opinion, writing about history, views on NUFC etc which is the whole point of a toon message board... If someone can show me a good/brilliant J69 opinion/individual to him post, I swear as god is my witness, I will have a months holiday from this board. More than 10 people have to agree that it's interesting and you can have it from any time over the last 6 years. Just one post. If it's interesting AND funny I'll make it 3 months.

I'll see you before the blue dipper game on January 2nd then.

Speak up, you were leaving with your mother and girlfriend at the other side of the bar as I was arriving you mackem tool, I thought eeh there's J69....and he's dressed like Michael J Fox in Teenwolf. I think you said you were going to Corbridge on the curry train.

My stock? pmsl You're suggesting that I had some sort of stock at one point, again it's more than you've ever had, not that I care either way. The best I could say about you and your contribution is, you are the Mike Williamson of Toontastic. You shout and bawl like you're a somebody, when what you say and do proves you're shite, there's fuck all interesting to your game, you do peoples heads in and need selling. I have a life off Toontastic too, I've even offered to meet you numerous times, because as I've pointed out enough times there's no way on earth you can be this much of a gimp in real life. It's impossible. Wacky had you weighed up early doors., all mouth, and I've seen you in person you forget, you just wouldn't say the same stuff to peoples faces that you do on here, you've got shoulders like pigeon. Am I not allowed mates from other countries like Seeing as you stalk my twitter, if you did it long enough, I've got at least 30 of my real life mates on there, and they're not "kids you know from football", in the Chester Le Street Sunday League division 8. Actual mates.

You have actually been the laughing stock of this board as long as I've been a member I'm sure you're aware of that.