McFaul

Did you get on with you? Haha Bit of a shifty fidgity cunt to be honest. Smelled like Lynx, nee good.

No offence, but if this was true, to the extent that you knew it for a certainty, it would be in the press and we'd be hearing it from more than one source. aye, shades of leighton baines there like. Fuck off you doilham. You live in the right place yee like DULLwich.

No offence, but if this was true, to the extent that you knew it for a certainty, it would be in the press and we'd be hearing it from more than one source. Aye the Alan Shearer deal was all over the press wasn't it. Countless examples down the years of them keeping things under wraps. Although that's not the only source I've heard this from.

you'll have to forgive us if we didn't take it as gospel given your prior record on this sort of thing eh? 8 pieces of ITK, 7 of them right. This isn't even ITK, it was a chat with a club employee I'd never met me before, common knowledge in the club. Just goes to show the mug rule is right. If you're nice to someone 99 times and a cunt once, they'll remember the cunt bit first.

This completely highlights the lack of worth of these 5 year deals as well, all they are, are a guarantee for the club that we'll get the maximum price not that the idea is for a player to complete his contract. Ba will be next to sign, and he'll be away in summer of 2013.

The deal has already been done man, heard about in January and wrote about it on here £23m, we were offered Kalou as part of it but we said do one thank god.

I told you exclusively weeks ago Tiote is away to Chelsea for £23m. Cunt.

"arseole" hahaha Why can't they pronounce their h's and why can't they write them. They know we view them as tramps in every fibre of their lives, and we do. It's perhaps a childish thing for someone in their early 30's to say, but generally they ARE beneath us, absolutely everything about them. Decency, etiquette, crack, banter, city, you could write a book about it man.

I'm not one of these who buys all sorts of gadgetry so spend plenty on the clothes, but am nee J69. It's my lasses 26th on Monday, bought her tickets for the V festival, she's big in to her festivals, she's gan with a few pals, fuck roughing it in a tent for 2 days though. Bought her a toon teddy, she's only got in to football in the last 12 month but she fuckin loves it now, I bought her a framed picture of a pigeon which is a private joke, and some earrings. She doesn't knaa she's born. Ah aye I did buy myself one thing this week, bought a new ipod, well its not new its second hand, lot to be said for Smokey Joe's.

Two things. This solar storm, is this the worst the sun can dee like? It's over now and nothing happened. Secondly is anyone elses "whatsapp" fucked?

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When you look at a defence which was on occasion Aaron Hughes, O'Brien, Caldwell, and Griffin, I'd say you're right which makes a mockery of HTT's crack saying Pardew has done worse than Hughton is he doesn't come 6th. Liverpool were shit 2002-2006, shit, even though they won the CL, they were fuckin shit, they were our main opponents FFS, Everton with best player Lee Carsley came 4th one year.

"The Sugars and The Scholars".

I don't think it's possible for Everton, Villa or Sunderland to ever play Champions League football, forgetting about their squads. It would've been 10-15 years ago.

I think what it is with Tottenham they are a club who have doubled in size in about 6 years, whereas we've stagnated. In 1998 we were financially above Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea. Spurs weren't even talking about. Between 98 and 2005 we were all similar financially not the vast differences there are now, but we needed to be on that champions league boat when it sailed away 2004-2006. The two London clubs became mega clubs, Liverpool fluked it and became members for 5 years, and Man Utd are the biggest club in the world. There's the CL boat which departed with Aaron Hughes woeful penalty and never came back, and also the emergence of London as a huge football powerhouse. We'd get about 30,000 max paying the ticket prices yid and Arsenal pay, that's no slight on us, people earn twice as much down there and can afford it. So there's no CL, the increasing London factor, Ashley, Souness, Ashley again, relegation and we're coming back up a little bit but it's a long way back but not impossible.

How the fuck did the mackems get up Pink Lane, I'd love to know, considering there's always a huge welcoming committee at the station, were the OB stupid enough to march them up Pink Lane? Attacking the Forth ffs, even on match day it's full of Parky types, why not attack Raffertys or Tilleys?

Nee good. RIP. He's in a better place now.

Generally true Stevie but in the spirit of accuracy there were only about 150 (I knew one of the lads who bought the tickets) and they did get a canny kicking - still excellent business though. 150 my arse. You can see about 800 on the youtube clip alone.

When it comes to firms, we've took the piss for years, not that I'm condoning it. Can you imagine 2000 mackems on the Gallowgate in the 80s, there really would be deaths. Same happened with us on the Fulwell and the mackems let us take over in 85.

As you well know Gene/Ian/Payaso I think you can be a bit of a doilum, but you also have an excellent interpretation of NUFC related matters, and you should be proud of yourself with that post. Superb writing.

Immigrants who refuse to speak English when they can mackem accents scouse accents especially ones to make themselves sound more scouse like it's fuckin something to be proud of brummies charvas 90% of footballers 3 mobile cunts who tut - if you've got something to say, say it people who let hard looking dogs off the leash people who go out of their way to make the point NUFC aren't a big club orange lasses orange lads modern music

It was a piss take of Songbird, who made the very same spelling mistake. Ah sorry haha. I even hate seeing mackem accent written, did you notice he was writing "dinnar" for don't know? What a left clem.

One of the shitest most one sided pieces of nonsense in the internets 41 year history.

Transfer spend for the last two seasons: Bolton: £17.5m Everton: £9.5m Newcastle: £33.65m Aye against a transfer income of £55m?