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It's the complete lack of creativity that annoys me, and it's not all down to the midfield. We knocked it across midfield in the second half, to the point where Cabaye needed to look forward, but Shola was hiding behind a defender on the right, they just had nothing to hit and Best isn't strong enough to be the main striker, he needs a proper leader up there with him. We just had fuck all to hit, Shola is an embarrassment yet Keegan was the only manager who could see it. It's fucking annoying, people go on about his hip, but the fact is if his hip makes him that lazy - fuck him off. It's like we're doing him a favour by playing him he's so bone idle. Absolute miracle we're fourth. When you look at the games, drew with Arsenal who had all of the ball, and in ANY other season would've battered us just in their worst moment in years. Sunderland we could've been 2-0 down at HT, we would have had fuck all to complain about other than the pen if we were, and only started to control the game after the goal. Fulham we couldn't get the ball for 30 minutes against a side who I think will go close to being relegated. QPR another side who WILL be in the mix, a few injuries and they'll have Peter Damage dragged back from Palace, totally and utterly battered us. We've been unbelievably lucky to get even 8 points, and if we don't lift it to levels we haven't seen this season then we'll lose heavily at Villa. Tiote's playing wank, and other than the two centre halfs, none of them (other than CT) normally seem to have any genuine presence or character about them in the same way Nolan, Jose, Barton and Carroll has.

This is what has my head battered. For all that we're utterly rudderless, devoid of creativity, lacking in any forward threat, fucking lightweight in the middle, and run by clueless wums, somehow we are sitting 4th this morning. It's like a fugly but sexy lass- everything is wrong but it does the job. Confused. Aye, totally agree in those terms it was this type of performance... NSFW - Removed Missed what you posted, but I can imagine. This type of performance then?

The mackem bamp who did the music show, Lauren somecunt.

This is what has my head battered. For all that we're utterly rudderless, devoid of creativity, lacking in any forward threat, fucking lightweight in the middle, and run by clueless wums, somehow we are sitting 4th this morning. It's like a fugly but sexy lass- everything is wrong but it does the job. Confused. Aye, totally agree in those terms it was this type of performance... NSFW - Removed

That'll be why full backs seem to catch up to him easily being in his slip stream. It's too early to dismiss him as shite, but he looks like he'll be a confidence player and he has none just now.

100% agree with ya there! Id play marveux behind a striker untill ben arfas fit, we just get overrun and dominated in midfield playing 442 I was thinking just that myself to get used to the system we'll employ with HBA. Regardless what system we use, we'll lose 4-0 I think, there's a big wake up call in the post.

Beyond wank the neet: Krul 7 - what he had to do he did well, but his timewasting sickened me to my ample core Simpson 7 - started off shakey, got better Raylor 4 - looked like a right midfielder playing left back, far too right sided to play there - pish Saylor 9 - one of his best games for the toon 9/10 Coloccini 7 - overall decent game, leads well Obertan 4 - looks like an alien, played like Forrest Gump Tiote 6 - give the ball away too much, but improved Cabaye 5 - utterly anonymous Shola 0 - one of the most disgraceful lazy performances of any player in the clubs history Best 6 - when he had the ball he looked a threat but he had no partner No creativity, no movement, no attacking ambition - what a load of wank.

Wouldn't even be worthy of a programme if it's him ffs. I just take it as a given that they all have drugs in their system in Edinburgh and Glasgow. ....and people say am not psychic??!?!?!?

Stop posting so much man, I'm getting a stiffy looking at your pic you sexy beast Looks like he's had a stroke tbh. How the fucks Shola still on awful just awful I'd pay his contract up the lazy cunt. We are so lucky we might just win 0-1.

They're over for a holiday. Thing is they swallow all that cause of their insane need to win at everything. It was a talking point during the world cup cause it was deemed not enough respect was being showed to the national anthem. Germany is the only country where a 6 year old will come upto you and tell you off for dropping litter. Yes it's still there. In their defence I guess the Germans have been through a lot and they never had the tranches of immigration we did in the 50's 60's and 70's. All this stuff takes time. Btw they were cock-a-hoop about the London riots. That was a good summary above Parky, and it seems to me that the only people they're not totally xenophobic around are the English. Right as well, can't imagine why anyone would be racially prejudiced against the English given the world would be living in caves if it wasn't for us. Even Hitler had a lot of respect for us, more respect than we'll ever have for them. The bit in bold is a disgrace though, it sounds like kids aren't allowed to be kids over there. What was their crack about the London riots?

As Manc-Mag says it's one of life modern mysteries that people actually use that board.

Parky is there a racist under-current in Germany against Turks, because German Turks, are like our English Pakistani's in that they're the biggest immigrant group. Are there places like Burnley and Oldham over there that are particularly bad for racism.

The krauts are always making jokes about Eng food. The krauts ffs! Yeah schnitzel it up fuckers! *French birds have that allure, never quite figureed out what it was.... I had a german boss who on being sat down at a swanky london restaurant asked loudly 'what are we having, Fish & Chips? Ha ha ha' to which i hastily added 'we can order in some sausage and cabbage if you want'. Our relationship came to a head in a taxi in Barcelona. 'Isnt Barcelona so much more beautiful than London' he says to me. 'Aye cos you lot didnt bomb the fuck out of it during the war'. I resigned within the year. He was made redundant the following year. As work wankers go, he was the biggest i have ever come across. He'd have been gleefully putting people in chambers had the nazi's succeeded. As Parky once said they've all got their evil robotic gene in them.

It works because he logged off at 814am 10/9/11, which means when he views the board he won't automatically sign in. So without question he'll read this thread so he's aware of the t&c's of my bet. Either way SBR's fund will get £50.

I used to work with a bloke who was obsessed with the dressing room game, patented by TS. Say if someone was called Dave Charlton, he'd go "'as owld Heston emailed you yet." He was also a bit of a bigot, and a total racist, two of my biggest money makers were a Scottish guy we made about £60,000 off called Andy Black, and this other guy from Manchester called Phil Ffrench (spelled like that). Every single day he'd go "has caant been on the phone yet?" EVERY single day, and I never knew which one he meant.

Wouldn't even be worthy of a programme if it's him ffs. I just take it as a given that they all have drugs in their system in Edinburgh and Glasgow.

We'll keep an eye out for him! In fact if CT comes on before that date, he should pay the £50.

FFS I should've put the end of 2011.

CT will be back by by the end of the month I guarantee, if he doesn't post by the end of September I'll pay £50 to the SBF foundation, but that includes him sneaking on under a new name.

There's this bloke he doesn't try to be funny, but he says "it is what it is" at least three times a day, could be something work related, a shit he's just had in the bog, his tube ticket etc...."yeah I've ad the owwld 'emuroids two week naaa it is what it is." Used to work with this woman (45 looked like a horse in every way), every day of her life someone would tell her a tale regardless what it was "tell me about it, I've been there, done that, bought this t shirt....(long pause)....got the tattoo on me arse huh huh huh". FFS.

Just read the last four pages of this didn't come on here at the weekend, has CT fucked off? He can't be serious, over this?!?!?! The fact is if you bet someone something and pledge money to a fund I have particular reason to be very interested in at the minute, and one which touches most of us at sometime, then fucks off to avoid the abuse, well you're showing you're a cunt. As I put on the other thread, there's times in our lives we're all fuckin skint, I was on the dole for 3 month in 2006, granted I stopped looking for jobs while the World Cup was on, but when your regular income goes it's nee good. So what I'm saying is if Deano just come out and said look am skint, n that's that people would have some respect for him in the situation. I can't believe CT's fucked off over that, and FWIW, Deano is actually showing disrespect to cancer victims, as well as SBR's memory.

who's that kid in your avatar Deano the charity thief. He's got shoulders like a pigeon. I think people would have more respect for Deano if he just said look am skint, I can't afford £50, than doing a runner to avoid paying it.

She would've got the Sunderland game though.

You're not alone. It's like a proper come doon for me, but shouldn't be at your age.

Should start doing balloons instead. I spunked about £40 on balloons last weekend. As bad a crack ffs. What are balloons?