McFaul

Here man, he's probably got a user name. Mind when Oliver was getting a slating on here, and it was worse here than the other toon sites, he came out and said I've been criticised on the various fan forums, so I'm told, who do you think will have told him? He'll be viewing this site right now, I'd put money on it. He'll have google chrome open on his desk one page with 5 tabs at the top, toontastic, his twitter page, cwarr07's twitter page, facebook and some wiki page filling in his footballing knowledge as he writes.

I agree, there was more signs of journalism in Top Tips in The Viz in the 80's than his daily musings. That video Ewerk put up am not saying I speak in RP, but this cunt he says "ye knaa worramean thurr Alan" about three times, you think he'd be trying to show signs of insight, intelligence and being articulate given his position. Oh dear.

For the love of god WHY ? You'll be 50, fit as a lop with dust for knees. Exactly, I'm 33 I only run when I play football these days. Cross trainers and miles of bike work is the way. Never had nee knee problems till abut 18 month ago, never had one injury, but they started coming up like puddings when I was running on concrete, I don't run now apart from football, me sprinting pace has all but gone anyway.

Mines saying am not even a season ticket holder even though av had one for 20 year!!! Nee points. Plus its got the wrong fuckin season ticket number.

Mentioning Sweeney and Stimmo is like putting James Perch in a NUFC greatest eleven line up mate.

My weights up and doon all the time. Was in London the other week got on me sisters expensive electronic scales "16st 5" ffs gets yem, exactly 8 days later, weighed in the market, after a big fuck off fry up in there, and was 15st 10. Fuck knows what I am this week, the target remains - 14st 7 by October and I'll be perfect.

You're forgetting Stimmo. and Sweeney

Murderer, and you won't come in the Champions League positions neither you're shit. 6th I reckon, Tottenham's first eleven pisses all over Liverpool's.

The weathers been pretty shite, but I've had a canny summer, haven't missed the football nee where near as much as I thought I would, and to be honest 4 or 5 weeks ago when we fund oot we had Arsenal first game I was totally buzzing. This has been replaced by total apathy not even looking forward to it now, the board are fucking squeezing the life out of my passion, you get paranoid about it thinking they've had conversations where they NEVER plan to challenge the top 6 as long as we're floating about and making money there's nee way out neither and we have to sit there and take it. Darrel Birkett made a good analogy on twitter, there's a few of us didn't take the pill and we've seen what's been going on the whole time, while others were happy in a blissful delusion. Cunts.

Aye not on sentence to disagree with there. The Hull game as I wrote the other day was pathetic. Fucking it should've been Darlo style mayhem instead we ended up with muted YFCGOOC chants, very disappointing. See in the 80's I remember a game against Millwall where one kid ran on the pitch with a banner and they couldn't get him for about 3 or 4 minutes he put his banner down in front of the dugouts so the board could see "KILL MCKEAG". Was on all the national news channels, and made waves. We don't have enough radgies at Newcastle these days, we had a proper voice in them days.

He doesn’t come across as someone who has built up a wide network of football contacts enabling him to write insightful and informative articles. More like Dekka sends him an email and Ryder adds the typos. I kind of feel sorry for him. I doubt we’ve ever had an owner with a thinner skin and he doesn’t seem to have the balls to deal with the situation. He just comes across as a sap. I have proof he reads this board too. I can't remember what me user name was on here at the time might have been "Tuco Ramirez", the toon were playing a pre season game last year, and they had the live Chronicle tracker where Ryder updates the crack every minutes and talks to various people, you know the crack. I used my TT username on this live chronicle site, he said something ridiculous like "Shola's workrate typically phenomenal today he's really put a shift in" * he wasn't being sarcastic, and I went ye naa what it is Lee you're an embarrassment to NUFC, quick as a flash he went "Stevie it's you who's the embarrassment" which proves he reads this board or how the fuck would he have known it was me. Oliver used to read it too, proven a number of times.

It is genuinely like they've given the kid in the mail room the job. Most people on here could hold down their current jobs and just use their lunch hour to knock up today's Chronicle exclusive. I'm gonna start spamming the comments section of his shit blog, chipping away at his confidence until he resigns. I tried that on twitter but he blocked me. Spot on re: the mail room I think he got really so far up Oliver's arse he recommended Ryder for the job, and one of the most cringeworthy Newcastle related things of recent years, was watching Oliver and Ryder talking about the toon's last game on youtube from the Conference rooms. "it was a canny game like" - " aye" "never offside though" - "narrrr". Oh dear. Not as embarrassing as this tbf.

It is genuinely like they've given the kid in the mail room the job. Most people on here could hold down their current jobs and just use their lunch hour to knock up today's Chronicle exclusive. I'm gonna start spamming the comments section of his shit blog, chipping away at his confidence until he resigns. I tried that on twitter but he blocked me. Spot on re: the mail room I think he got really so far up Oliver's arse he recommended Ryder for the job, and one of the most cringeworthy Newcastle related things of recent years, was watching Oliver and Ryder talking about the toon's last game on youtube from the Conference rooms. "it was a canny game like" - " aye" "never offside though" - "narrrr". Oh dear.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2007/...needsakickitout Mebeez this caused the breakdown, national humiliation? I actually agree with him as it goes.

Crying out wrongun in 50 foot letters here like.

"A midfield of Gosling, Cabaye, Tiote and Marveaux on paper poses the question, would Barton be guaranteed a start?" I honestly think the Iraqi Information Minister had a greater sense of realism than this ultimate buffoon. If I was Paul Robertson I'd give him his notice, it is probably the worst piece of journalism, and the worst sentence in the history of Thomson Hoose. I'm past staggered by this sentence. Fucking half the top 6 are after him and he's suggesting that largely unproven new comers would command their place before our current POTS. Fucking what a cunt. Anyone that denies he's in their pocket is a mug, but no where near as big a mug as he is.

Willie wasn't even a Cotton he was Ethel's, cunt I wanted Nick and tried to be clever

Willie Cotton would get it before the pair.

I'd rather do Tony Coton tbh.

They are the Tottenham of lasses.

He blocked me for saying he was talking bollocks. The wyn sirens were going off all over the city for me at that point, and I've since learned, he got banned off a public Nexus public transport message board, for arguing about new bus routes. How do you get banned off a bus route message board???? I think even I would struggle.

You don't appreciate just how many wierdo's there are in the world when you're growing up. If everyone in the world was a normal geordies geordie what a place it would be.

and if you google the mobile number... This guy is seriously shit at the internet. obsessive stalker no doubt emptying my bank accounts as we speak.... There's something wrong with you like. Has a woman done this to you?

Stupid owld cunt I've been to San Memes when it's been full of 47,000 fans by the way. Some sight. Can I quote you on that? bit of a heed the baal this Gene Clarke like by all accounts. How the fuck do you get banned off a nexus travel messageboard??? Sense a bit of the Wyn's aboot this n.

Stupid owld cunt I've been to San Memes when it's been full of 47,000 fans by the way. Some sight.