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Thanks Gavoth too.

Superb mate, those lights of Aberdeen are canny too.

FGKYL!! BOAPCT! cheers kid

What a predictable football club

Couldn't agree more, I was there too, 17 year old and saw a toon mini bus pushed on its side. Third world tramps who make mackems look sophisticated.

Aye exactly. About as good as Ruel Fox in his area battles.

Stoke are a horrible, horrible side of English football. Bigger tramps than anyone as fans. Long term long ball dirty bastards as players. 8000 in the Championship 10 years ago, 27000 in the Premier League 10 years later. Cunts. However, I don't know what we will do differently than we did at Southampton, maybe they're not as good with the ball, but they're strong and bullish, they even won at Europe's richest club with their negative pish tactics inbred in their away play. The best case scenario tonight is either them losing a player earlier, or the toon scoring early and hanging on for a draw. They're not Brazil 1970, but we'll see a a 2-0 or 2-1 defeat in a very shit encounter and you'll see we won't contribute anything at all till we go behind. Pathetic. Pards will keep his job, people will try to be funny on here despite the shiteness, but deep down be gravely pissed off at the inevitablity of it all once more.

710 quid now, we would've been delighted with 300. It ends this round, on Tuesday neet, would be so happy and proud if we get up to 1k

Toonotl brilliant crack mate. Hope you're getting better. Fish good lad too.

Someone just put 40 quid in saying they put 40 in out of respect for me fucking off at 4-0 to Arsenal during the 4-4 hehe. Is it someone off here?

Brilliant 20 quid lad, that 20s might be the one that closes the door on cancer for ever, you never know. Thank you.

Thanks Ausman, very generous.

Great crack J69 too. Thanks very much.

If anyone on here is called Neil. Top bloke.

Some good cunts on here.

Brilliant HF sending us 3 quid away from our 300 target, then me life long make Nick getting us owa the line. Great stuff from you lot, even the fish showing his heart. 326 quid in 4 days for the cancer charity surrounding my whingey problem, am owa the moon thank you. HMHM thank you for saying I look like my hero Mr Osbourne.

Brilliant by baldy Dave as well a good lad, even if he does sound like Chopra. Thanks a lot fella Mr and Mrs Stevie R over the moon with people like you.

Tremendous CT and PaddockLad. Two genuine 40 something blokes giving to a fantastic cause. We're 4 quid short of our 300 quid target so we're owa the moon.

Also brilliant donation by HMHM. Proper bloke. Proper geordie Newcastle fan, thanks a lot mate.

Incredible that CT was once 1st heavier than me despite being 7 inches taller yet if this 12st patter is true he's now 4st lighter! You have to say well done to the kid. You're only talking about a year since that.

Wonderful donation Sean thank you.

Obviously you know my whingey crack about what I'm suffering from (nee beer till February is the worst bit) but me and wor lass have set up a charity window for the study and potential wipe out of the cancer I'm suffering from. Brain cancer. We set it up at the start of the week and need to have £300 on it by the end of this month we've got £165 in it up to now. If anyone would like to put something in this charity I'd be grateful and it would be a noble thing to do. https://www.justgiving.com/steph-clark1/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=fundraisingpage&utm_content=steph-clark1&utm_campaign=pfp-tweet

More than welcome to join us on our charity bike ride in May/June. I'll be completely fucked from next week till January, nee exaggeration, I'll be like half the depressed cunts that used to come on Newcastle Online. I won't be well, but my strength will come back next year. We're doing a big charity bike ride. Toon-Willington Quay Crossing-South Shields-Sunderland(spitting on the ground lots)-Chester Le Street-Stanley-Consett-Hexham-Wylam(sponsored pint and celebration)-Toon. It's about 85 miles. At the peak of my fitness I used to do it four and five times a year. Takes me ages 8-9hours but you get such a buzz from achieving it. Going to try and raise money and get loads of people to do it.

Because there's the West End, and there's the West Side of Newcastle. The West End is Scotchy, Benwell and Elswick, I would rather live in Boldon, it's one of the biggest hovels in the UK. I'm on about the nice West side where I was brought up. Where I want us to move to be honest is Wylam or somewhere further down the Tyne Valley because it pisses on suburban Tyneside for me. South Tyneside though, too many Sunderland fans knocking about for me to tolerate it forever. Some nice surprises though, and in no way at all a complete shithole. The people (in my view) are far less wide than they are in Newcastle, like 20 or 30 years behind, but that's not always a bad thing. Gemmill. To be fair. I think Whitburn is aesthetically really canny. I love the walk right on the coastline that take you to little beaches 1 in 50 people actually know about in the toon, but you come round the corner you look down and it's there, like a blatant rash on the UK's skin, it's called Sunderland, it's called Wearside. Fuck me it's no myth, it's no exaggeration, we're lucky we didn't arise in life there, like comparing Brazil 1970 to Derby 2008 comparing our cities and their surrounds.

I live 2.64 miles from Whitburn, and 3.29 mile from Boldon. The Whitburn accent has unashamed mackem, it's a miracle they don't have it round here and there's as many charva's 10 mins walk away down the Nook as you will find in the West End. A miracle Gemmill grew up around there and never stole a car.