McFaul

There'll be mackems coming, being mouthy and getting kicked in. Rightly so.

Horrible Bosses 2. If you're in to desperate yank humour you'll like this, but what a load of wank.

Hilarious that charva from South Shields, went OH FUCK SAKE, when they only got Birmingham away live on telly. As for wor draw, decent side out for us and we should be alright.

I thieved your picture for my twitter account. I love one of the stories he's written about today, not even read it yet, but the headline reads THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY. It staggers me he has the balls to put the word ugly in a headline given his face.

Love your picture, I've known about him for months, he's now on twitter, been on 12 days and has 100,000 followers already.

Nee following through at the weekend at all. I know don't if I've put it over in my blog or on here so people know my feelings well, enough but I hate Ashley more than anyone on earth. That's why I jacked it. I feel guilty but Saturday I gave my boycot a days breather. £40 for two tickets for me and my lass, and I hit cloud 9 walking out the ground on Saturday. We played much better, and you could say especially last season, dominated Chelsea for the 2-0, and to a point the 3-2. Saturday made me happiest of all though. I'm not exaggerating, I believe this Chelsea team are as good as any we've had in the Premier League, and we still fuckin won. There's people on here slating Taylor, and yes it was silly, but I thought aside from that he had a superb game, they all did, well apart from Tiote. That pass to the Chelsea player (no cunt around him for 30 yards) was staggering. Anyway fantastic performance against a side who at the very least, are the third best side in Europe in my view (and the bookies) presently.

Thanks Ian, would be nice to see you post most on here, and if there's an issue 5 of the fanzine I'd like to be a part of it.

Thanks a lot people. @@Alex 40 me aunty said I looked more like 27 than 37 yesterday, and that's with me having to put up with a temporary skinheed! (Unlike some) @@ClubSpinDoctor nee 18 and a halfs here son, go back to N-O for that sort of level of obeseness. However I am just over 16 with this treatment and me having chinkies and fish n chips every neet to keep me chin(s) up, but I can head back to the gym for the first time in SIX month on Monday, will have no moobs by New Year that's for certain.

Level 7 was mint I loved sitting up there. Rough faced, loud, drunken passionate toon fans. I was quiet compared to most. Doing a proper corner like that again up there would help a lot, but most of the 3500 kids up there with me felt the same about Ashley as I do, they vocally expressed it and if we're honest that is why the fat cunt shut it down.

Canny threpennies mind. Which wrongun is guilty of this?

A lot of people say ah I'd love Leeds back in the Premier League. My question is why? They are not a top flight club, they get 18,000 at home in a one club city which is only smaller than London, Birmingham and Manchester. Historically they've been out of the top flight as much as they've been in it, they've won fewer trophies than the likes of West Brom, Wolves, Aston Villa, the Mackems even Sheffield Wednesday let alone us. It's not a football town, never was, never will be. Fucking tramps. This latest episode certainly doesn't do any harm to my heart, t'shame.

Staggeringly poor from the football club to the extent someone of Lee Ryder's abilities has clearly written that. The amount of daily shit Manchester United and clubs like them have to put up with in the press, and they just largely ignore it. If you're a big football club and you see newspapers writing what you perceive to be shit about you, you just ignore it. When you're a mickey mouse club who are highly offended by the slightest incorrect piece, then you prove how small time you are by showing how much you're offended by random political bollocks in the paper.

0-0 draw against a typically Sam Allardyce performing side. I'm loving the fact we're winning, but we've been lucky in every single one of them to some extent, and there's a hiding going to happen sooner or later, but not against these. I will however be gutted if that half mackem gened Andy Carroll manages to damage us today mind.

I'm not in a critically shit mood but both me ears are fucked. I can't hear virtually anything, it's a temporary thing but fuck me it's nee pic nic being deaf. My left ear is completely dead, and me right probably takes in 10% of usual noise. Apparently it'll sort itself out in a few weeks thank god, and I hate my lasses sister and we're going there for our bait tomorrow so it's not all bad.

The Queens is canny been in loads of times. If I was going today I'd have a pint at that big pub on the corner outside Liverpool Street. It's quality, gets a few Tottenham in sadly when they're at home though. 2 years since I've been in London, the longest time since I was 8, I know it like the back of my hand and I have to say where West Ham play is up there with the biggest shitholes, mind Tottenham is nee better.

Aye why not like? Would you prefer me to be a boring office cunt like you?

36 son, four years older than the self proclaimed Mr Massive Cock named Jonathan.

There's one in the Lloyds Bank at the Nook. Right miserable fucka to be honest. Paul Ince was fucking shit. Tigana did fuck all with fortunes. They're making it sound like the police man. The Old Bill, do everything they can to get ethnic minorities in to the force, to the extent less suitable people get positions based on the fact they're not white, you'll see the day when it happens in football. Chris Powell gets jobs because he's a great character and clearly capable of doing it. The likes of Ince based on results are shit, but ah keep them in the jobs because people will say it's racist?! Fuck off man.

http://i57.tinypic.com/6ns1l0.jpg Doing a few things for charity in the summer. One of them is doing the 80 mile bike ride I regularly do anyway, well did. It's a belta, very much up and down, you need a peg though for the 9 miles through Wearside, but if you fancy doing it you can, in fact anyone on here can, Gemmill said he was going to turn out even. Here's a map of the turn out. http://i57.tinypic.com/6ns1l0.jpg

Followed through last night. Need to keep away from the drink with my condition, couldn't believe I'd followed through though. Classic fart then "dudulduh!". Never mind.

Absolutely no chance would I have him back. 15 league goals in 4 seasons. Injured as much as "Sicknote" himself in Darren Anderton. 15 goals for an accumulative £54m, that works out at £3.7m a goal over the last four whole years. Predictions for the West Ham game. Utterly shit game and an extremely fortunate final score of West Ham 1 Newcastle 1.

This cunt is now on twitter. Disgrace of a man @MickDennisReal Sheep shagging cunt.

What a cunt. This is why I don't buy the Evening Chronicle. He dominates the sports pages, and this afternoons paper, Thursday 27th November carries this as it's HEADLINE article. Thursday this: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/ayoze-perez-ready-keep-hitting-8180773 The quotes from this article from Perez were made on Tuesday mornings press conference, to the extent THE SUN, a national newspaper were able to print it at 10pm on Tuesday evening, about Perez being mad for fish and chips. Our door opening bald 30 something Alan Oliver, writes it as our sporting headline TWO and a half days later. Just incredible. Hungover without a doubt. An incredible human being in an astonishingly good position for someone so dense and heavily in to his alcohol.

Down to 16st3 today, which is still a disgrace even at my height. I'm bordering 29.5 on that BMI pish, which is classed as overweight. 30.0 is fuckin obese! I don't know how serious to take that though because half of England's rugby players can't be classed as obese. Luckily in 3 weeks when I start feeling better I can't start training again and get down to my proper 14st weight. Piece of piss when you don't smoke.