McFaul

Thanks a lot kids. I've had about 5 and a half hours kip in the last 2 and a half days and me heeds twice the size it normally is. There's nowt to do in hospital, so I've paid a 10a for the match to be on tomorrow. Me memory hasn't suffered that much, I still love big tits and think Ashley's a mug which is the key thing! I've just posted a new pic on twitter of me scar.

Last time I post on here for a long while, if I ever do again. I don't know how much my memory will be effected by my op but it will definitely have some impact, and I might forget what this board is! Not even taking the piss neither. We'll see though. Thursday is the day. Irrespective if I remember about this board, I'll be off for a few month anyway I'd imagine, but if this is it, I've enjoyed posting on here, was great between 2008 and 2010. I'm sure I've offended virtually everyone at some point, but hopefully I've said something endearing at some point too. If this is the finish, all the best, some canny cunts on here, keep abusing Ashley, and keep the faith.

Aye Aye, the truest song in life is "it could've beyn wuss ye cudda beyn born a mackem." It is as well.

They're spot on about Ryder, the bloke is a disrespected local fuckwit. How would you sack a journalist for being a prick though, they'd end up with no one if that was the policy.

TBF I'm sure Maribor are saying the same about them.

What an absolute unforgivable joke. Whoever they play in the next round will hump them again anyway. Joke club. Joke decision.

Free the Leazes One

Worst strip of my lifetime. Worse than the barcode one even. We've always been pure stripes, till this fat cunt tells everyone who is boss. We look like a shit Notts County in this.

http://soundcloud.com/metroradiouk/nightowls-wednesday Me on the wireless last neet whinging about my condition to Alan Robson. I'm the first one on.

That's an unbelievable offer. Give me till Monday/Tuesday, because I might just accept that offer. Lovely offer that Gemmill, but you'll probably have to come in and get it if I can't even remember me own name! According to me fatha, you can get Sky in the hospital for a 10a for 24 hours, and I might take that up, but me fatha's info is about as reliable as my cock at the minute.

Can easy pull the drip out.

Latest Blackberry but its time I drew the line and accepted I need an Iphone I think.

It's like a wheelchair my latest blackberry. Tweeting machine? I'm a 20 tweet a day man, unlike some. That freak cognoscentinovo or the Karate kid as I call him tweets 300 times a day, all pish too.

Plenty fuckin tablets at the minute, they've got me sleeping 13 and 14 hours at a time. No I haven't sadly Tom, I'm just going to sneak out to The Trent if I can get away with it.

Thanks a lot mate. I've got loads of support from all sorts of people, and I must've asked the surgeons 20 questions about the procedure. One thing they're very vague about regarding my future is, I'll lose some short term memory but they refused to say how much, obviously without seeing the size etc..you're unable to answer this but anything added on to what I know already will be a bonus. I'm praying I don't end up like a goldfish, although they assure me my long term memory will be completely unaffected. They'll put me in the high dependency unit for 2 or 3 days after the Op which would take me up to the 16th or 17th. So I'll either be in the normal ward on the Saturday or the Sunday. This is a serious question no one has been able to answer me. Is there anyway of sneaking out so I can go and watch the match in The Trent House for two hours, or better still do the hospital potentially do Sky? Pathetic I know but I really don't want to miss the match, and the worst thing is you can see SJP from my ward.

Ken I'm 36 years of age, why the fuck would I lie about having a brain tumour? You're a fuckin wierdo you, see how you take it if it ever happens to you. Friends, family, girlfriend, there's been tears from the lot and it is without doubt the worst time of my life. I don't even know if I've done the right thing writing about it on here, it's like attention seeking I suppose, but I've got an incredibly serious op in 11 days time, and I might not even be capable of writing anything on here for months. I'll just say this Ken, most of the people on here are genuine as fuck as most people from the North East of England are, you are a fucking fruitcake mate, who needs a lass.

Last update for a while. Spent yesterday and overnight in hospital. As I mentioned had the tube up my groin all the way to both sides of my brain in two different actions. The upshot is, the short term memory on the left side is quite fucked, the right not bad. Was a 2 hour procedure in the theatre. I could go on all day about the details but in basic terms, they can save me even if it's malignant but there's a down side. It's so big even if it's not it needs removing now. The down side is this, i've had some brain damage already, and they need the tumour out. The result will be i'll suffer even more permanent brain damage. It won't be a great deal but it will effect my short term memory a little bit more even. My long term memory and physical health will be as brilliant as they are now, but it's the short term that will be effected. Crack like forgetting to flush the bog. I'll still be me and it's a price i'll have to pay to live and remain relatively normal. They said if it's malignant even I've potentially got 10 years or even more, but if it's just a benign tumour when they do this, I should look at the impact on life expectancy like brain trauma suffered in a serious car crash, so in effect 2 years less than I'd expect to live, so ye naa 78, 80 etc.... I can't grumble, it will effect me, but it's giving me a chance to live removing it, and I'm so kind I've agreed that they can keep me tumour for research. Sadly my personality won't change and i'll still be a mouthy annoying cunt in life and on here. It all starts August 14, and I could take up to 3 month to recover.

I'm nee John Holmes, but I get by with what I've got reasonably well. I have a theory which basically states the uglier your head is, the bigger your cock is. Taking this as fact I'd expect someone like the fish to be offered jobs in porn. Anyway, the more I think about it, the more people with big chods think they're something special and arse arrogant cunts. There's a FEW ON here, that would make sense about.

I guarantee if there's any weegies come on here you get called a SSB. Are you Aberdeenmag on the twitter?

What about that Artmedia? 5-0 in front of 2,500 fans a few years ago. I thought Artmedia was a new age degree before the game.

Pah it's supposed to be the German equivalent of the toon isn't it?

I could've sworn the blue dippers were in this tournament. The stadium looks absolutely fantastic. It hosted the CL Final when Mourinho won it with FC Porto iirc.

Google WADA Testing. More I read about it the more I don't want it. I can't imagine how they're going to get a tube from me groin in to me brain.

RE WADA Testing Hi Steve On Thursday night you can have some supper, but you shouldn’t eat after midnight on Thursday. Before coming into the hospital on Friday morning, can you ring WARD 43, number is 0191 282 6043 to check they have a bed. Try to arrive about 9.00/9.30 I will come down and see you at about 10.30/11.00 and will explain what is going to happen, and what to expect during the procedure. It is likely to happen about lunchtime or early afternoon. Often when you come back you are initially a bit drowsy. Later on you will be really hungry. If you want to give me a mobile or I can get numbers from friends/family on Friday, I will let them know when you are likely to need pies/sandwiches. I will come back in afternoon and explain the results to you. We have to keep you overnight on Friday, but you will be fit to go home on Saturday morning. Probably best not to play football till mid week, but might be fine by Monday/Tuesday.