Radgina

How many porn taches in those clips !!!

Congrats Bud....am over the moon for you....let the sleepless nights commence ( and I don't mean your nightshifts !! ) xx

a p birthday

a p birthday mr "W"

a p bidet xxx (Magma is now the official birthday thread boy )

qft

you big bad...it's my day not his....stop stealing my thunder !!!!!!

The "auld pisspot "dyke" !!! " thanks you all... I am reverting to type for this milestone in my life and am already a tad squiffy....god help the "punters" at my big do tonight once I get the mic in my hand

a p birthday

I miss him and Renton

Happy Birthday little big fella

I know...I was really contemplating doing a Peasepud extravaganza ........but then I just could not be arsed...sorry kids

well, spent 5 hours yesterday waiting for the police to turn up however they made an "appointment" with me and turned up today at 5.00 p.m. I gave a statement and the downloaded cd of the theft from the security cameras plus the itemised bill of calls she made from the phone....I was given an incident number and told they would be in touch ....... No beatings/posted videos/ragdolling/lesbian acts involved (sorry for any disappointment)........ I was talked into the sensible option so now it's a wait and see

Right kids, the evidence is now on disc from the cameras so am off for a council of war to decide the next course of action...I will update you later

thnks for the sage advice Fish but it wasn't insured ...the rest sounds good though !!

Blind man's been caught licking the walls in the toilet. Probably blown his chances. did he think it was a window or something? He's been washing his balls in a cup. He's put blind people back 100 yrs. he also licks the bread then puts it back in the packet

I'm confused......am I a lesbian now ?????????? I overlooked that small fact, however what if you invited some of us round as witnesses that it was a non-violent act? think I'll pass on that one thanks

I'm confused......am I a lesbian now ??????????

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at last, the voice of reason. the reasoning was quite sound "without" the use of the "c" word

Mario and Becks up for eviction

it was an after hours birthday drink for one of the staff and no money changed hands

it wouldn't do any damage...the lass is the size of an elephant Rag doll her... and make sure it's filmed and lobbed on here... just as a special birthday treat for you....oh how Gemmil would love this

it wouldn't do any damage...the lass is the size of an elephant