The Mighty Hog

Mixu Paatelainen, incase I was being too vague

A new shirt A surfer style pendant/choker 2 mangoes and some of that probiotic set yoghurt (in a vain attempt to eat healily)

Should be interesting tho see what Anal says. With him being the barometer of what Fat Fred is doing and what he wants put out in the press. If it's business as usual then Souness maybe ok, but if his tone in the reports/general blabberings changes then the axe is well and truely being sharpened.

Sorry, what did you say mate. Am just a bit busy looping up a noose for after Sunday's match.

Oh the genius of it. Clark coming on. Milner and N'Zogbia are still on the bench.

Thats 2-0, the greek fella.

Free kick clipped in. They reckon it was floated in and Given should have claimed it. They had three against our two in the box. Diouf had a simple header.

1-0 Spit the Diouf with a header.

So simple, but so effective!

http://www.surrealcode.com/daisydukedances4you/hires1.html Enjoy!

Well maybe they'll get the same glimpses of brilliance we did followed by lingering injuries. During the blokes time off with injury he'll be glassing himself and cavorting in the sea with his Mrs on his back while supposedly resting himself.

It's media law, pick the gormless looking bunch you can find and slap a camera on them.

Is he squatting for a dump on that? 16990[/snapback] It does look like he's not been getting enough fibre in his diet!

Makems 1-0 down, Vassell scored Nobby sent off for elbowing someone and Villa are 1-0 against Pompey.

The thought of who we'd get next scares the shite out of me.

Scary really, when you think that the average bloke spends most of his life trying to get down that area for some action 16572[/snapback] Like everything, the journey there is often better than the arrival

After talking to some cleaners they were only to happy to inform me that the womens toilets were usually much worse than the blokes.

The only reason it's less depressing is because it's happening to cockneys.

Have to say I don't mind Corrie. There is a bit of humour in there which gives it some life.

Monster Munch - The hot ones and the Pickled Onion ones. The Chicken and BBQ sauce Walkers ones are lush. Like the Sweet Chilli walkers sensations too. Who can forget Tudor Specials? Used to love them.

Yorkies are my current favourites. Aero Caramels All Aero's really! Infact all chocolate! Love acid drops and sherbert lemons. Like really sour things too. The only sweets that are sour enough for me are called Toxic Waste and really get your eyes watering.

Centre back.

BBC Newcastle seemed to think that the Luque deal was a no go and in the Souness interview it carried he said that "We have tried for strikers, we were after Anelka and Luque....." he seemed to think that it was dead in the water. I think the interview was yesterday so things may have changed since then.

That simple sentance sums it up well. Piss poor.

Probably won't have inside knowledge, just knowledge of our transfer attempts lately