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http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/sport/footba...i.html?ITO=1490 8.8 million ...

No. But he's well ahead of Warnock. Which is clearly my point.

Warnock's positioning and distribution are awful.

exactly paying over the odds when were supposedly cutting back for someone who might just get on the odd time doesn't appeal to me I'd rather pay £5 million for Warnock than roughly the same amount for a pile of shite like Riise as rumoured a couple of months back. Riise is light years ahead of Warnock. At kicking the ball really, really hard maybe. Riise was out of his depth last year and he'll be out of his depth at Roma. And great news about Collocini as well. Has there been any reported fees knocking about since we had interest reported? Warnock isn't half the player, regardless of what level they play at.

exactly paying over the odds when were supposedly cutting back for someone who might just get on the odd time doesn't appeal to me I'd rather pay £5 million for Warnock than roughly the same amount for a pile of shite like Riise as rumoured a couple of months back. Riise is light years ahead of Warnock.

He's hardly worth 10mil.

Aye but the rest of us don't kid ourselves thinking were in for a shout =D I can see why!

You still have time to sign a few good players and I'm sure there is no reason to panic anyway. The squad is a bit light though, but could be rectified quickly. It's the fact that there is one tomorrow and we have been busy in other areas. I think it will be Collocini. The thing is their is money to spend and we have barely shifted a dime. I'm not worried. Once we play a team above Championship standard tonight we will see some obvious squad gaps and hopefully fill them. Even though I slag him off sometimes, you're lucky to have KK in these times because he really understands the club and wants the best for it. It's better to wait and be patient and get players who want to play for the club than panic buy. I fancy you lot to have a better than expected season.

bit like 1st in the league for liverpool Strange thing to say ... seeing as no other club has achieved it as often.

You still have time to sign a few good players and I'm sure there is no reason to panic anyway. The squad is a bit light though, but could be rectified quickly.

I hope that's true. Apparently he was with Steven Gerrard Apparently.

9pm Well Parky, based on what I saw of them against Liverpool and the fact they played last night, if we can't beat them we 're officially pish. We've got our better players missing and it's not like Liverpool where they did massive rotations with a generally high standard. when the younger lads come on it will be hard to get a result. KK might try Guti as a forward. What did you think of Rodnei? Did he play? Apparently he gets Dave in the dressing room, but I can't remember him if he played. One thing that stood out was how shite the right back "Kaka" was. According to the Chronicle......Newcastle fans will occupy almost three quarters of the stadium tonight against Hertha Berlin, and the opener of the Mallorca Summer Cup will be almost be like a home game for Kevin Keegan’s side...........they're saying we'll have 15,000+ going off when they said 8,000 last night. Lee Ryder will be as bad as Anal in years to come. I doubt it'll make any difference. If they occupy three quarters againt Heartha they would need 45,000 ... and even in your fanciful world that ain't gonna happen.

How anybody can slate the Uefa when you look at the rubbish in there its beyond me. Everything is beyond you.

I hope that's true.

And you are racist..... it's a nasty old world. And you are a fool ... but a harmless one. It's a great world.

Half right, which is an improvement for you. ... but not likely to happen in your case. Try harder. Not worth the effort.

Half right, which is an improvement for you. ... but not likely to happen in your case.

They're crap.

He's a thug ... shouldn't kick a ball this season.

Some really sour cunts on here ... no humor at all.

Yet another humorless gimp.

1) A scouse girl goes to the local council to claim benefit. "How many children do you have?" asked the benefit officer. "I have ten kids." replied the scouse woman. "Ten?" said the benefit officer, "That's a lot! What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne." replied the scouse girl. "Ummm, do you not get confused with them all having the same name?" asked the benefit officer. "Nahhh," replied the scouser, "it's great because if they are out in the street playing I only have to say 'Wayne' once and they all come in!" "What if you want to speak to one of them individually?" asked the benefit officer. "Oh that's easy," replied the scouse girl, "I just use their last names!" 2) Did you hear that this year had the coldest day in Liverpool since records began? All the scousers kept their hands in their own pockets! 3) What's the difference between a scouser funeral and a scouser wedding? One less drunk! 4) What do you say to a scouser in a uniform? "Big Mac and fries please!" 5) Did you know that Liverpool won the Greenest City award this year. They recycle more car stereos than anyone else in the world and the churches all have lead free roofs! 6) What do you call a scouser with a job? A liar! 7) A young mother was pushing her baby along the street in Manchester when suddenly a huge rottweiler dog lunged towards the pram, gnashing it's teeth. The young woman thought for a moment that the dog would kill them when suddenly a man rushed over, wrestled with the rottweiler and broke it's neck with his bare hands. Another man rushed to the scene and said, "I am a reporter and I saw everything that happened. Wait until I put the headline in my paper. It will read 'Manchester United fan saves baby from savage rottweiler!" "No you can't write that!" replied the man. "But why not?" said the reporter. "Because I am not a Manchester United fan, that's why!" replied the man. "Oh, okay then," said the reporter, "I will write Manchester City supporter saves mother and baby from savage rottweiler!" "You can't write that either" said the man. "Why not?" asked the reporter. "Because I am a Liverpool fan!" replied the man. "Oh I see," said the reporter, "How about this then, 'Scouse bastard kills family pet!" 8) One night in a local Liverpool pub, a huge scouser was sitting at the bar slowly getting pissed. He was 6 feet 8 inches tall and weighed at least 400 pounds. A little later a short, skinny, obviously gay man walks in and sits next to the huge guy. After having a few drinks the gay man sidled over to the huge scouser and whispered in his ear, "Do you want a blow job?" At this, the giant Merseysider jumped off his chair, punched the guy in the face breaking his nose, grabbed him by the feet and threw him out into the car park where he finished him off with bone crunching kicks to the head. He then left the faggot laying on the floor and went back into the bar. Amazed, the bartender brought the huge scouser a beer and said, "I have never seen you like that before. You are normally such a gentle man. Just what did he say to you anyway?" "I'm not sure," replied the scouser, "It was something about a job!" 9) One day two psychiatrists were walking along a river in Liverpool when they noticed a scouser floating along in a boat singing, "Row, Row, Row your boat, gently down the stream......." They instantly decided that he was crazy so they grabbed him, took him into hospital and removed 1/4 of his brain. A few days later they again saw the scouser in his boat singing "Row, Row, Row your boat........" Again they grabbed him, took him to hospital and removed another quarter of his brain. A few days later they again saw the scouser in his boat singing "Row, Row, Row your boat........" Again they grabbed him, took him to hospital and removed another quarter of his brain. A few days later they again saw the scouser in his boat singing "Row, Row, Row your boat........" This time they took him away and decided that the best thing would be to remove all of the rest of his brain. A few days later they again saw the scouser in his boat singing "Ferry, on the Mersey.........." 10) Why do little scouse girls put fish in their knickers? So that they can smell like big scouse girls!

Heard most of them before, but they're dead funny.

That's the spirit. Finally somebody with a sense of humor.

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: Like my avatar? To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly. Welcome back to the ignore list. Agreed. I'd do the same to you down the boozer. That would be your loss. Although I get the feeling that me and you would inhabit different types of establishment. I'd say you hang around train stations and playgrounds by the sounds of things. Yeee haaaaa U-S-A, U-S-A, GET IN THE HOLE!!! Like my avatar then? Fooseball? was Fooseball bwoy? We call it soorrcceer. Beckenham is our top player he has been drafted to the LA white skins, who play in Louisiana. He can do a ninety degree shifter into the right angle from the 40 yard line. YEAH!!! I take it you don't like my avatar very much. I like having you as my feeder club bitch. Now bend over bitch!