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Erm...I...er..couldn't...erm...ye kna....ahem.

*leaves thread*

you wouldnt llike me then I'm one of those 'people' who like to 'scrape' down the side of a balloon so it makes that sqeaking noise till it bursts 12735[/snapback] Don't do it...

People with balloons. The aticipation that someone has a balloon and they are fiddling with it so it could pop scares the shit out of me. I have to leave the area they're in.

It was bizarre. On Anthony's audition tapes he came across as a right twat, one in there though he was pretty sound and the only one who didn't act the drama queen. However, as soon as he won he became an annoying twat again. I want to adopt Eugene.

So.....pitcher or catcher?

The Mrs and me have started calling everyone (and each other) 'mongs' after someone we know used it a few months back and it was the first time either of us had heard it in conversation since we were 12. Another one we use is 'Dickwad' for the same reason.

I'm still delighted. If someone had told me we'd be 1 apiece after 3 tests, playing the better cricket, and seeing an Aussie team who 3 weeks ago were telling us it was going to be a whitewash celebrating like they've won the whole thing I would ask for a pint of what you're drinking.

We always get turned over at Highbury, we may as well go there with a few more excuses. Although like any NUFC fan I'd rather we'd go there to compete rather than hang on, which is what it sounds like The Beasts plan is.

56-0

Bastid.

The General Chat board is still canny, and I take the piss out of HTT but it's certainly not meant in a malicious way. The Newcastle Chat part of that board has gone to tits though imo, maybe it'll pick up again when the schools go back...

Mayve you'd enjoy it if you kept abreast of it?

Bollocks you cad. Rob, this goes to show that when you quote anything other than the BBC then it's doomed. Stick to Auntie.

Aye, we're not debating that. We still LIKE it though, you get me?

Warne seems to get on well with Flintoff as well, when he bowled England out by taking Flintoffs wicket he shouted over to Flintoff 'well played Freddy' and gave him the thumbs up. Wasn't taking the piss either. He's mellowed, must be all that phone sex.

I'm certainly entertained when drinking with you mancy, so I am.

Are you a cricket convert Cath? I used to make my Mrs watch it when we were lazy student bastids and she's been hooked ever since.

Take him out on the drink with you, that'll scare him off.

I set up the first one man, body swerve and through pass. Anyway, I've found my true vocation in nets, no running involved.

What kind of anecdotes? Have you made a friend Sam?

Weird Al Yankovic. 'I churned butter once or twice living in an Amish Paradise.'

aye thats true you need a sense of humour if you're an NUFC supporter 11113[/snapback] I think it's high time we challenged the N-O lot to a game at Eldon Leisure. 11120[/snapback] Could get nasty like. Bagsy nets anyway.

I always watch Hollyoaks late night with great anticipation that one of the regulars will get their norks out...we've had a couple of close calls, but nowt yet.

I started tidying my work area, and now have a pile of shit on my desk so gave up.