sweetleftpeg

Aye, at least Corrie has a sense of humour to counteract the depressing shit. Eastenders takes itself too seriously which makes it shit. That's why Hollyoaks and Neighbours are class, they are blatantly taking the piss, so bad it's good.

This board is going to the dogs. Or dogging. Whatever.

We should of brought in a quality left sided player to replace Robert, a massive failure imo especially as Souness must have been planning to get rid of Robert well in advance of when he did. However, I'm still glad we did get rid. I was a Robert supporter, but after the Marsaille game I washed my hands of him. He wasn't the way forward, and even if we'd brought in an excellent manager I'd be looking at them getting rid. Half arsed wingers no longer win you things. I'm sorry like, but we can't go through this season after every defeat saying 'I wish Robert and Bellamy were here, we would have won.' You don't know that, Robert was also a liability. He could have cost us goals, but you know what, I don't know that either. Christ, I wish Gascoigne and Beardsley were out there, we'd piss it.

Cheese and Onion. Used to love Tudor Spring Onion as a kid.

Is Depors chairman the Spanish version of Fat Fred?

Playing Devil's dick advocatt for a moment, it is also possible that if we'd played Robert then we might have been caught out by him standing upfield or giving the ball away in a stupid position. Sorry lads, but I fucking hate whatifs.

Or from the original Queen of pap... 'You could be my Luque star.'

Aye another good result for Robert et al against those European chasing giants of West Brom.

Hey, I'm good at this.

Well, I predict goals. Lots and lots of goals.

Quoted for truth. It's Toonraider who watches porn and finds dogging sites. She's warping our fragile minds.

My favourite Diet Coke drinker was in the Jameson destillery in Dublin. Everybody was offered a free one (and I can't think of any other reason to do such a visit), only one American tourist was asking if she could have a diet coke instead. I'll never forget the stare of the tour guide. 14718[/snapback] I was in a restaurant on the west coast of scotland last year when four american guys walk in. They'd been playing golf (dressed way too ott for the occasion as expected) and had come for a meal. Waitress comes over and asks them what they'd like to drink. 'You got any light beer?' 'Light beer?' 'You know, the low carb stuff, like Miller Light?' Light beer? LIGHT BEER? I felt like going over and saying 'you may as well drink a coke you twat.'

St Mary's Lighthouse has been well known for years. Although I've never wandered down there at night so don't know how 'busy' it gets. I always just assumed that boy racers hung out there. Me and the Mrs were eating chips in the car in the Priory car park one night when we noticed the car next to us was ganning like the clappers. Looked across and all you could see was two legs in the air. It was funny as fuck.

Lee Dixon is a wanker and has a blatant agenda with us. He was on Radio 5 last Monday night saying Jenas deserved to be sent off and basically getting in any sly dig he could against us. I suppose he had to back Gilberto though, seeing a player get another player sent off must bring back some happy memories to the tosser.

- Ashley Cole will fall over a lot up here, but will have his own song this year with the classic 'does she like it up the arse' resurfacing.

Jenas wept.

Mrs Peg is making me a curry tonight. If I survive that, then I'm off to the match tomorrow dinnertime (can't decide whether that is good or bad) then I'm staying in town for a stag do. Don't know how the hell I'm supposed to drink from noon till late, might have to pace the afternoon slightly to the cries of 'puff' from the lads.

I concur.

Fuck a duck.

We'll be trying to save money, Little Duggie's wife filed for divorce at the weekend so he needs a good dividend this year.

"Niiiiiiiice" 15139[/snapback] GREEEEEEEEEEEEAT.

Her album is very good actually. Very old skool jazz voice.

I think the metal torture Toshack is putting Savage through is superb. The whinging little git spat his dummy out and retired, tough shit. Game ower. Keep him dangling the twat.