OTF

Oh wise Nige, what did we sell in order to get the banana chair strip, a visa to a foreigner?

The supporter and match worn shirts are different. Personally I enjoy a good nipple chafe so I'll be disappointed if it's a Puma style iron on.

There's an extra level of delight when it winds this sanctimonious tit up.

I'm of similar thinking and am also comfortable knowing that Eddie will be the best person to judge whether he should be kept or sold.

He's pretty much amongst the absolute best in the world at beating a man with the ball, but he's also one of the laziest defensive players ever. I like him and want him to do well but really there is no excuse for not putting the defensive effort in. If he has aspirations to be world class then that’s the first thing he needs to fix. We can carry a player who runs hot and cold in attack if they're at least doing their part defensively.

FFS how many Longstaff brothers are there?

That's Prince Adam mate, but now that you mention it he does look a little similar to wor He-Man. 🤔

Shaun Wastedhiscareer-Phillips re-inventing history suggesting that Newcastle should follow Man Cities template of not just spending big amounts of cash on players and instead buying the right players. Robinho, Jo, De Jong (fuckwit), Wayne Bridge....

Canny Canneobi would be great to have around the joint.

He won a few headers and made a great tackle but that's besides the point. He doesn't work well in a system because he doesn't mark and can't hold a line. Add to that that he has little composure on the ball and it's clear why Howe gave Schar a new contract.

Lascelles.

Training run for them this. Doesn't even bother me as this helps sink Liverpool's chances.

Contrarian Cockwomble (the chicken roaster not you).

Wilson could have a double.

Aye he did, would have been a valid take away for Wilson to get on the score sheet.

JMurph to not turn things around, remember where you heard it first.

"Hang around and we'll sleep together"

Lascelles with the arm band but Trips is captain.

Great to see these two back.

Have we had anyone since Shearer who could properly take a ball to the corner to eat some time?

Their movement around the box is first class unfortunately.

Confirmed full of shit.

Grealish full of shit (before watching replay).

ASM (to Wood, whispered): "I wasn't misquoted"

He's not been himself, lost his bark.