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That would have been so sweet.

Fuck yes! What a signing.

Targett has had an excellent game so far. Imagine being able to find Ryan Fraser for a header at the far post!

Bruno: "You score own end in England?"

Jamal Lascelles 1 - 1 Jamal Lascelles

He takes way too long to get his legs in position to shoot and then invariably just side foots it straight at the keeper. And now... fuck

And silly from Shelvey, no reason.

Mina down and Everton play it right past him.

Don't worry about the page, ASM has his own book.

Fucking hell Willock, some nice interplay between Trips and Joe who feeds a nice ball into the path of Willock who does his best new-born giraffe impression to turn it straight over...

There's a new tanker in town.

We're all going to be fucked off and replaced by charming, intelligent, insightful, humourous top notch posters. #PissOffGemmillBeforeYouSuggestThisIsAlreadyYou #Business #WolfJerky

Can someone shop this so he's messaging Ciaran Clark? Bruno: Why is you not in the 25 Ciaran? Ciaran: I didn't want to be in it anyway Bruno: May it be the beginning of a beautiful story

Plus it's not beyond us to have two defenders and a keeper injured in a half, so better to keep the sub options open.

It's the same game whether or not he's had weeks with the team or days. Guimaraes at 70% should be comfortably better than any number of our other midfielders who are incredibly inconsistent anyway. He's clearly not in short supply of confidence based on his social media, a bad game is not going to have any lasting effect on him. Look at ASM turning in some stinkers and then coming back with big performances. We really don't have the luxury of easing players in. They were bought with the immediate critical task of avoiding relegation. If this was a game away at Man City then there could be some merit to not starting him but this is a game against a side that has been struggling that will be carrying quite a few changes of their own. It's a winnable game and if Howe doesn't believe that Guimaraes can help win it then he shouldn't have been bought.

That was his top speed when he joined us, in metres per hour. Club legend and all that obviously.

Out of all the great many defenders that have played for this club Cacapa was definitively, without a shadow of a doubt one of them.

He will start, so will Burn and Targett. They're professional footballers all of them. Guimaraes is not going to struggle with adapting to the league, we don't have the time for that. We are going to go out against Everton with a gameplan to win and we should be happy with nothing less.

Yeah so very obviously Lee...

The number of intense stares and upskirt close ups in this was impressive, especially culminating in the 5 way at the end.

Happy days, you must have some crazy metabolism.

Absolutely. The experience of frequently being in relegation battles is generally a telltale sign of a shit manager.

I've stuck it in my shitpipe, now not sure how to smoke it. Further instruction required.