OTF

Joe Willock hat-trick, HERE WE GO

Unsavable that, the absolute prick.

Fucking hell that bastard.

Lies!

Yep, 62 minutes and he sends on four.

Schär just left him, looked like the cross was miss hit also the jammy bastards. Nick and Jacob coming on. Nick has had a degustation menu of pre-match foods and beverages, hopefully no indigestion issues.

Fucking shit.

Time for Woltemade now, Gordon is doing nothing in the middle.

It's not a game of football if Schär doesn't suffer a head knock. Great tackle Tino.

Not an expert but I believe they use a clock or a time keeping device of some description.

You can see him struggle to know when to hold and when to run which is totally nullifying his best attribute. He's wasted there and worse when he completely misses what should have been a very straightforward shot.

Aye, if we get into a diving tit for tat with them they will flog us with experience.

Graeme Jones trying to convince Eddie that Sporty was the best Spice Girl but Eddie's having none of it.

Howe will have also spared a thought for the weekend and the fact that we won't have Wissa for a month.

Never a FK that.

Howe was saying in the lead up that Woltemade was cramping up after 55 against Wolves which will be why he wasn't started here. We won't see him until quite late on.

Fuck off Lewandowski

Arujo on Gordon was worse and completely ignored.

Joelinton is still looking very nervous.

Elanga has been great.

Fantastic Trippier and Elanga, shame Barnes couldn't put it away.

Rashford missed it by a nose, warning for Trippier not to push so high.

Nice Barnes and Sandro

Great from Elanga, not sure how Gordon missed that...

I mean really we needed a third striker brought in. As much as Gordon wants to play there he's not yet suited to it. Combined with Gordon's suspension it means that Osula is going to be called on despite appearing to be not quite ready. It's a lot of pressure and physical demand on Woltemade over the next three weeks. It makes a big difference that it's a home double for last game and again for Barcelona. Then Bournmouth away and another two home games; start our defense of the league cup versus Bradford City and then Arsenal before we fly to Brussels. What a time to be a supporter TBH.