DanTheMan

They are even more depressed than us at the moment. They are seriously talking about not beating their 19 points this season.

Poor technique there from Jones.

Sometimes, I can be too hyperactive and excitable And I move about and gesticulate too much.

Australia finished their innings this morning, but as Australia's score was more than 200 behind England, England have the right to make Australia bat again. And they've done it.

Queuing for a train ticket what a cunt this is. trains going in 3 miniutes. one fucking ticket desk open. taken up by some old cunt who is either a) enquiring about the possibility of travelling some where later in the year, maybe booking a ticket in advance (why didnt i think of that smarmy organised cunts!) c) paying for a ticket with a credit card, which the gormless cunt behind the desk doesnt have a clue how to process. Every time you go the price has gone up, service gone down. If it wasnt for the fact that nearly every fucking train is late any way, i would never catch the bone rattling cunt! It's true.

Was talking about myself you daft bassa. Although if the cap fits.....

Would they take too kindly to a bairn in the Union Rooms?

Where is the Union Rooms out of interest?

Pink lane? isn't that the gay district?

Seb Coe: Uppity posh cunt. Once told by a Policeman he would have to use the main entrance to the House of Commons, rather than the side entrance which was closed to all. "Do you know who I am?" Asked Coe. "No." came the reply. On being told the copper said "Good. You'll be able to run round the front all the quicker then, won't you?" That's mint if true.

Emma Watson - Harry Potter jailbait girl For not being legal yet. Hellfire woman, will you hurry up and turn 16 so I can have a guilt free wank about you. Was that Jimbo?

The strangest things make me laugh.

Probably not the best idea for me to say 'on now' when the closing credits are rolling mind.

On now. BBC2.

If I did I'd be down the pub mate, instead of spending my evening on a message board :D

The cool one with the skull and cross bones on the T-shirt in the Bash Street Kids.

Don't worry, I'm still here

Alan Partidge, The Office and the early episodes of The Simpsons for me.

I think the skin looks alright actually

You don't have to. Just log in.

Cash In the Attic is alright actually. Daytime Tv does get a bit shite after a while though.

That midnight mass story about the priest knocking over the wine was quality. I still don't understand it.

Me too, I love Eugene, what a legend. His favourite programme is Look Around You as well which cranks him up a notch in the legend stakes.

Bloody hell, what a shite thread

It appears to be a bit of a new cult thing apparently to say 'Not to worry, sister can clear that up' after spilling something like Eugene from BB. Also, amalgamating words like he is seems to be in fashion.