Tom

I expected the swab to find the back of my nose a good 5 seconds before it did.

My friend is working in Kabul as a doctor. In his first week ISIS blew up a maternity ward and they had to shoot a cat in case the soldiers made it a mascot and it was rapid. He reckons Covid is tearing through the local population because if they stay in doors they starve basically.

Had a test today, precautionary as I’ve been getting rotten hay fever. I genuinely never knew my nose went that far back, it was like Mary Poppins.

Aye It’s the equivalent of a stranger saying “here mate. Do you want these chips? I’m finished” Most normal clubs would be like AVOID AVOID AVOID

They’re great at friendship, it’s just a shame they’re shit at football eh? Sunderland friendship club win the friendship cup & are champions of all of Marraland. Meanwhile in real life...

of course they’re all over this

I think that’s the point they’re trying to make.

Ask a mackem.

Don’t worry about it, I was purely taking the piss

No way

Sportswash me daddy

And once again he’s had no luck. Total non story.

He’s been trying for this piracy meeting for over a year with no luck.

RIP FOP

CANS ON THE BACK OF THE BUS

I’m proper sick of hearing about it.

Those kind of players never went to Man City either & they did alright.

Mike Ashley can syphon a shite from an exhaust pipe for all I care. He’s had countries opportunities to sell the club & dealing with some proper dodgy bastards (naturally. Its no wonder it’s taking a while.

Funny how Bundesliga clubs were fighting over United but the mackems jumped into bed with the first one they could. Theyre so needy.

Q. Why are clubs at the bottom against ending the season early? A. Because they (R)

.net and don’t you forget it

I’m happy to see these ideas join the narrative tbh.

I don’t think he reads the forum tbh

Fair play to him for calling out the government and Mike Ashley.

Imagine if the club they hated more than anyone became the richest club in the world next week. That would really piss them off.