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1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:
Took me a moment to realise it’s on the pylon
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12 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:
Where is LTA? Have I missed something?
Gone for a break, maybe a permanent one, maybe not.
Since Dazzler has stepped up, I feel it’s highly likely that we see a break from tradition and I’m going for
5-0 to us.
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21 minutes ago, Alex said:
Inspired by the Pointer Sisters?
His brittle ankles can’t handle the clutch anymore…
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4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:
their emotions would've been all over the place.
Isn’t their entire emotional range just Variations on a Fewm?
fewm->fucking fewming marra-> seeing black people.
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I’ve just won the Lidl Lottery.
Back of a 6 trolley queue, saw the green light appear on another till, was there like the Flash before it was even announced as open, shopping scanned, packed and paid and me bowling out before the first trolley in the old queue was even unpacked.
What a time to be alive!
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10 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:
thank the lordy lordy.....
my eyes have stopped bleeding!
See my post in the Generic NUFC Chat thread.
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Lads,
Tbe match thread for City has been locked as LTA was unable to stop removing ko tags after they’d been specifically told not to.
Unfortunately, my only way to stop them reposting the thread or shitposting in response was to “flag them as a spammer”, meaning that he thread, and all previous threads/posts by LTA, have gone.
I apologise as it means some good stuff from you lot has temporarily gone.
If someone wants to start a new match thread for City, please do so.
I’ll deal with the fallout from this, but enough was enough.
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7 hours ago, Kitman said:
Its no bigi
I'll get me coat
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2 minutes ago, Andrew said:
Is that for the league cup?
Everywhere Ive looked says KO time is yet to be announced, where have you found it?
That’ll be a 9.00am KO in Hobbiton, on the Monday morning.
I’ll put a tag on the match thread for you…
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23 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:
The design museum? What a stunning building. Ive taken tonnes of photos of that alone 😂 spent about £50 on books too in there.
Walking through the park it's just dripping in cunts called Tarquin
I think he meant Holland Park mind… unless the Design Museum has a mixed bag of tenants?
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9 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:
I spent a wonderful night with a Hooters girl in Florida once. True story
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36 minutes ago, NJS said:
Guess which half have trouble paying their bills?
You don’t get rich by paying bills, correct?
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16 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:
Leyton Orient doing the business against a second-rate Man City team here. Outworking them and ahead through a moment of better quality
Hell of a goal.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c70q8xx4edrt?post=asset%3A3f3fb100-8f97-46b5-9edf-45188ed0ca48#post-
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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:
a show stopping finale
Isn’t that usually the case?
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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:
Not gonna happen is it?
Not without a preselected outcome, no.
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Who thinks there’ll be elections in 2028?
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2 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:
@Monkeys Fist The new Rose City Band album is out and it’s much the same tbh. Very well done though.
Cheers man, added just now but I’ll have a chance to listen until Sunday evening 👍
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Cheers lads.
I’ll try the self referral route first I think. 👍-
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Cheers Gemmill
Thats spot on.
Now to attempt to get past the Desk Hitler at her GP for a referral.
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Anyone got any experience of private healthcare?
My mother is 85, and has a gradually worsening gastrointestinal problem which is yet to be definitively diagnosed.
Briefly, over the past year she’s started being unable to keep any food down, and is also having intense abdominal pain.
From an occasionally occurring thing, it’s now pretty much constant and it’s really getting her down- she’s lost 2 stone, rarely goes out, and has an incredibly restricted diet of food she can sometimes keep down.
She’s been for numerous scans and tests, which have ruled out lots of causes, but is yet to pinpoint the actual cause.
She’s asked me to look in to a private consultation as she’s utterly miserable and just wants some kind of resolution.
I’ve not got the first idea where to start the process, or indeed if it’s worth going private?
I know that’s pretty vague, not after a diagnosis from you lads, rather some direction to get the ball rolling.
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Aah, dear Derek.
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Man City vs Newcastle United
in Newcastle Forum
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Fmp
“Oh no, Monkey _fist has edited my post- what a child!”
etc. 😉