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  1. 9 hours ago, PaddockLad said:


    Great track, released two years after the original ie Crazy in Love 😆

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    Oh dear Roberto

     

     

    Without wanting to compound your misery on the night your lads just got tae fuck, I’ve got to say this is a strange hill to choose to die on, especially as you’re 100% wrong :lol:

     

    Let’s assume that Crazy In Love was the best track of the 21st C when it was realised in May 2003 ( it wasn’t). 
     

    Its crown had barely had time to settle before it had its, admittedly fucking lovely, arse kicked three months later when this absolute Pop masterpiece was released. 
     

     

    To prove it’s position as the best track of 2003, just tune in to your local commercial radio breakfast show, and after listening to Jenny and Jonno ,( or Kim and Kev, or whatever pair of vacuous window-lickers they have), wittering on about how they don’t understand coffee, or woke up scared of shoes, whatever verbal shite they spout, within 10 minutes it’ll be played. 
    Every day, every station, still, over twenty years after its release. 
     

    Why? 
     

    Because it’s a an amazing pop record- you can not listen to it without at least one part of your body involuntarily tapping out the rhythm. 
     

    Every cunt likes it- you can not go to a wedding, Christmas party, retirement do, family BBQ, whatever, without it inevitably being played.  
     

    It’s a masterpiece. 
     

     

    I’ll accept your apologies by proxy, as you’re obviously going to be busy crying in to your pint of Bucky, or approving new memberships to the Queen Bey Official Fan Club. 
     

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    :lol:

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  2. 1 hour ago, Alex said:

    Did this take place near an alcove? 

    On the corner of the canal, looking at this, mostly. 
    IMG_3009.jpeg.fc24d6d322a457698a036519f83f68b6.jpeg

    There’s a nice little cafe there so you can have a “wee swally “ between bombing runs :lol:

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  3. 18 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

    Watch Rob and Rylan's Grand Tour on iplayer. :lol:

     

    The last episode is Rome and you might find some stuff you fancy seeing on that. 

     

    The Trevi Fountain is basically the Rylan's teeth of Rome. 

    :lol:
     

    Aye, I’m prepared to be cattle-herded around the Coliseum, but am I fuck standing 6 deep watching some tart pose for The Gram* in front of a fucking fountain :lol:

     

    I quite fancy seeing the Catacombs, there seems to be quite a few different ones so I’ll look in to that. 
     

    I’ve heard from several folk that Roman pizza is a bit shite, Fist Jnr will be devastated :lol:

     

     

    * when we were in Brüges , we made it a little game to see how many Instatwats we could photobomb just as they were about to click the shutter- you’d think their duck lips couldn’t get any poutier, but after the third time of me wandering in to frame whilst adjusting the Jewels, believe me, they can :lol:

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  4. Mrs. F. wants 4-5 days in Rome , looking at mid-September- ( to avoid the Viking flavoured daughter frying). 

    I’m guessing that 5 days will be ample time to see the sights at a leisurely pace, and that, since it’s the Capital, it won’t be shut :lol:

     

    Must see’s for me are the Coliseum, The Forum, a day getting “lost” and finding a god-level trattoria, a market, and some bang-tidy Roman flange deposits in the Wank Bank ( I have some wraparound shades which are cracking perv goggles). 
     

    Mrs. F. wants to go to the Vatican… I’m distinctly in the “meh” camp on that one, but I’ll probably end up going. 
     

    Any tips, must-sees I’ve not mentioned, must-avoids,  or scran recommendations? 
     

     

  5. 12 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

    Cracking weather today. Managed to get out in the garden for the first time since getting this gaff thanks to the constant fucking misery water belting down. Bottles of Mythos if anyone cares

    I know someone who’s likely selling an “outdoor sofa”. 
     

    Needs the cash as he’s spunked his savings on bitchcoins. 

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  6. 3 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:


     

    🤝 Fucking incredible tune

    Isn’t it? 
    I didn’t know until recently that it’s built around a drum sample from The Meters’ recording of “Oh Calcutta”

     

     

     

    Aye, fucked if I can tell either :lol:

     

     

    edit; it’s pretty obviously at around 2:40. 

  7. 2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

     

     

    Right wing press is no longer cheerleading for Farage. It would be fucking tremendous if this costs him the seat in Clacton. 

     

     

    I’m just sat here wondering why Meghan won’t ring her dad?  
     

     

    WHY MEGHAN?????

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