Monkeys Fist
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28 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:
Is that the album with “ Can You Dig It? “ on?
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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:
Took a couple of pulls of the starter cord by Toonpack but the FUCKING SHITE PUN ENGINE has rattled back to life.
Just because you’ve never seen the dyslexic-friendly version of Wart Ars’s, doesn’t mean you’ve got be up in our face and angry, like Rev. Haddart.
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15 minutes ago, Renton said:
will provide my fix in Autumn as politics turns boring here.
Fuck me- you’ve done it now.
Jonah has spoken lads, Starmer will be caught rattling Rayner on the Speaker’s throne in September.
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1 hour ago, Dazzler said:
The people who'd support it would be voting for him if he shot them in the stomach and raped the bullet hole
Wordsmithery.
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I saw one specifically adapted for amputees last week- Raiders of the Lost Arm.
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1 hour ago, Alex said:
Actually knew of another lad from our school who took his life that way. Maybe about ten years ago. Near The Station pub at Killingworth.
My mate’s old man took the same way out on the same stretch of line.
He walked up towards Burradon from the Westmoor crossing and sat on the track as the Edinburgh train came down.
Brutal way to go, and devastating for everyone involved.
My mate wanted to go to where it happened a couple of days after, despite my trying to dissuade him.
I had to ring the Transport Police, explain the crack, and ask if they were 100% sure that mate wouldn’t stumble across any “remnants” or blood splatters, all without my mate being aware of it.
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That’s quite a range…
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1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:
apparently people are seeing an alert on their nufc accounts....
fuck all on mine!
Btw mate, if you’re looking for a new disabled driver since the move, this lad is apparently a bit tasty.
( Not too clever in snow though).
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9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:
and Dee Hepburn
Still a tidy boiler…
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Cheers, will look it up, and recommend it to Fist Jnr who has square eyes.
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8 minutes ago, Sonatine said:
That’s a very empty looking wagon, mind
Much like the cans
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How could I forget Penfold?
Might have to watch it again, if it’s still on iPlayer.
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1 minute ago, Dazzler said:
even though it's been eclipsed by the TV series
Absolutely superb to that. Matt Whossname is mint in it, as are the other two actors.
2 minutes ago, Dazzler said:Also, I have an unhealthy respect of anything that's been inside Rita Ora. I reckon I like her index fingers more than some of my relatives.
Top pervery there, keep it up !
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The new Time Bandits TV series gets a good write-up Here
Created by Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement and Iain Morris ( wrote Inbetweeners).
On Apple TV.I loved the film, so I might drag myself away from the games console and give it a watch.
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13 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:
Gregory's Girl is basically a nonce film.
In the pantheon of great British nonce films, it pales into insignificance compared to Rita Sue and Bob Too.
‘Appen.
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Probably the most influential but least famous British musician of the 60s- his band members list alone is like a who’s who of greats, and his influence on British blues bands arguably led to Cream, Fleetwood Mac, Led Zeppelin, etc.
He’s one of the few who actually deserve the Legend title.
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55 minutes ago, Meenzer said:
Bastonelungo
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8 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:
Fucking COVID. I think anyway. Started with a cough and now I’m absolutely fucked. Aches and pains everywhere, no energy, sore throat and could hardly taste my tea. Though that might be my lasses cooking. Good timing for the Olympics like
My neighbour and uncle have both just had it- it’s definitely doing the rounds again up here.
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8 hours ago, wykikitoon said:
This has been a great read so far.
Technically, 90% of it will be about southerners.
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Went to a sex show in Amsterdam and this lass with three vaginas came on.
To cut a long story short- she got fucked left , right and centre.
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1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:
The now semi-permanent Mrs PL likes SS. Cheaper than Alnmouth. Stranger things have happened
Aye, but it’s in Blyth.
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3 hours ago, Tdansmith said:
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4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:
Oh, Dave.
What Dave’s?-
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32 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:
Fucken snake
If only you held similar views about all our former employees, eh Ibby?
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The Olympics
in General Chat
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Currently on tour Around the World