Monkeys Fist
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2 minutes ago, MrBass said:
Very telling that MF's new favourite gif is a house going *kaboom*, then on match day, this place goes *kaboom* - coincidence?
No idea what you’re on about.
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5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:
You have a to wear your share of the blame for failing to go with your usual 5-0 prediction btw.
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2 minutes ago, ewerk said:
We used to have a play pen where Ant put Quiff from time to time. Wound him up no end.The Crèche.
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1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:
BTW I'm proud this is the first place I checked this morning when I woke up 😂
I checked BBC news first to see if they had any updates but apparently big Vlad telling lies to little Vlad is more newsworthy.
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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:
Like I said, forgetful fools.
How many rabbits did your savage beast cull whilst we were down?
Are we looking at double figures yet?
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1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:
What happened btw? Of all the times for the site to go down it was match day. I almost, almost went and had a mosey on N-O but then checked myself and went back to hitting refresh on here
Same.
It says something that I’d rather look at a “computer says no” screen than dip a toe in to NO.
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Just now, Gemmill said:
One day these fools will remember who guided us to CL qualification last time. Let's pray it's not too late.
I think Eddie is busy trying to not cough his lungs out, he can’t be expected to start threads too.
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Andrew’s Mrs. goes away for a weekend trip with the girls and he blows the TT slush fund on hookers and blow.
I’m surprised his wrists are strong enough to type never mind start a match thread.
With that in mind, I’ll say that I expect us to treat the Tractor Boys like a dock-side brass and give them a nasty dry bumming.
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Just now, Christmas Tree said:
We should really have some back up space where we can assemble. Maybe a twitter account or a free discord server?
Save us having to log onto Newcastle online to search for Toontastic updates
We should’ve all piled over to Ed’s NUFC blog.
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14 minutes ago, MrBass said:
Who’s next on the match thread roster?
Anyone got Nick Kielce Poland’s number?
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I’d like to take this opportunity to remind myself how much I fucking hate the Beige and hope it goes shittily bad for them.
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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
What a fucking dreadful interruption to the Easter weekend that was.
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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:
They like to throw around the word 'tinpot' quite a bit going back through the years. I'd love to hear their description for going behind 4-2 against ten men before clawing it back at the death in a poor Europa league and calling it one of the greatest comebacks in European history.
It’s just a shame it wasn’t sponsored by Disney this year.
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3 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:
john cleese's finest moment.
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6 minutes ago, Andrew said:
please please PLEASE Jason, wear the wham hoodie on the touchline.
We are George Michael, Villa are Ken Ridley, whatever the other one was called.
In line with the new tradition, tapping on the gif below will reveal my winning score prediction via morse code.
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3 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:
Aye. Isn’t it like 50 million birds a year in the UK?
That was my counter argument when the mrs decided she wanted a cat. It. didn’t work and now I have no birds in my garden - which I used to enjoy from my garden office.
My protests against were also utterly disregarded when we got our furry shit machine, Dweezil.
He’s also caused our feathery friends to vacate our garden, but I think it’s just in protest at his astonishing stupidness, since he’s soft as shite and probably scared of birds.
I was throwing a ball about the back garden for him the other day, which he was unbelievably excited about, being a dog, and in one of his attempts to get said ball, he forgot that brick walls are solid entities and hurt when you charge head-first in to them…
… like I said, thicker than a mackem’s belly
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Domestic cats are the number one killer of birds in this country (after me of course).
There’s a growing lobby who would like to see them kept indoors under lock and key and only allowed outside if tethered. (again also after me.)
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Can I just post a pic of Jason Tindall for the answers?
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9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:
time for a bed wetter/sausage shaker poll.looks like PL is leading the bed wetters. Who’s with me in team big bollocks?
Count me in.
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6 minutes ago, Renton said:
Jesus Christ, getting PTSD about the time I snapped my banjo string, sheets like Patrick Bateman's.
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On 16/04/2025 at 18:48, Alex said:
I quite like it but my greyhound went berserk when this came on. Make of that what you will
I’ve just looked them up, and they were aged 15-17 when they recorded that.
They also had a pathological hatred for greyhounds and made it their life’s work to wind the crazy bastards up.
One of the above statements is true.
Guess
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2 minutes ago, Renton said:
What are they sitting around a giant bottle top?
Otherwise they’d be standing, and you wouldn’t see the fine fellows behind.
Also, they’ve just wiped.
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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:
Simpleton, aye. They would also subscribe to my only fans if I had one though, so that works too.
Before I sign up, what level of magnification is on your camera lens?
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Shall I knock on all the neighbours doors before I snip one off on the path?
Outage Gubbins
in General Chat
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I propose our back up is the comments section on a specific video on xhamster.
No sign up required, everyone knows where to go, free and easy to drop when things are fixed.
We should pick something unlikely to be removed for copyright claims or whatever, so I’d suggest German Housewife Gets Split in Two by Romanian Plumber. (1993).