Monkeys Fist
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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:
Zip it daft cunts.
Three birds, one taxi, one divorce .
Fyp, Not-stradamus
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I spent way too long the other day trying to tell my BiL that just because Pope doesn’t have small spots of extra melanin on his face, it doesn’t mean he’s shite.
2 hrs and he still wouldn’t budge.
The freckle fan brigade can jolly well take a hop, skip, and a jump.
Harumph.
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3 minutes ago, OTF said:
How the fuck were you lot at such ridiculous levels of uploads. I'm at a very community minded 23%.
Tits.
Tits, Dibnah, and Dolly
Also- sossidge
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2 minutes ago, strawb said:
lol, lmao even.
Be gentle, he thought the pig fucker was a good PM.
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These ChatRTG bots are getting out of hand.
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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:
Hindrance to the Admin.
Fyp
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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Here you go. Use Pixel Studio instead.
Is this @Howmanheyman’s side hustle business.
Beats sweaty big cups
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34 minutes ago, Meenzer said:
In a past life CT would absolutely have bankrupted himself buying cure-all elixirs from every travelling salesman to pass through the Boldon area
I have to defend our tubby simpleton here, I don’t think this would be true, but only because penniless serfs wouldn’t be able to buy the snake oils.
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2 hours ago, RobinRobin said:
And if you were any use as an admin, you'd sort that out.
Above my pay grade mate, I’m not admin.
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Don’t worry lads, CT’s ChatGP has got this.
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1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:
I have just learned that I’ve been here 6200 days and only “won the day” once, whatever that means
You’ve got this, champ.
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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:
Blinking eck MF! Too much built up for the poor lass after a few days on the road for thee?
‘Appen (dectomy).
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If only all you dribblers had a little delete square, like what I have, you could sort your own messes out instead of having a grown up do it for you.
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18 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Peace and love baby.
Just watch out for the brown acid, man.
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4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:
Gifs motherfuckerley…-
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3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Pleased to hear all turned out OK, MF.
Cheers Wavy Gravy
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I’ve just got back home after taking Mrs. F. to Crammy hospital 6am this morning.
Long story short, she was taken in to surgery to have her appendix out at teatime, all well, but she’s more tripped out than Gemmill and TBD on a Grateful Dead weekend in a peace camp in Wiltshire.
God bless the NHS!
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2 hours ago, Meenzer said:
Might be preferable to watching the Everton match tbh
Definitely more atmosphere
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Girlfriends boobs or GTFO, tbh.
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I had a similar Catch 22 situation with DVLA.
They asked me to book an appointment with a specific consultant.
Said consultants secretary said they couldn’t give me an appointment until they had received a notification from DVLA ( standard practice I later found out).
Back to DVLA, they wouldn’t send notification unless I had an appointment …
All aboard muthafuckers!
They’re a fucking disgrace tbh.
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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
A Woltemade brace, a season-correcting victory, and a load of insanely shit patter about how I shouldn't have made this prediction.
In the Everton thread as well.
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2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:
Aye but how do they find out in the first place? They didn't just send me a form to fill out, out of the blue?
I’ve just reread your op, and realise now someone has snitched.
I’d still say it must be one of their doctors, they can’t just lift your license on hearsay, so there must be some medical basis somewhere along the process.
I’d be submitting a SAR to them.
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14 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:
It isn't the consultant apparently but it'll be someone in the chain as they can't just take Joe Bloggs word for it?
I’d put money on it being one of their own medical staff.
I had my medical the other day done by the leading Professor in Cardiology Imaging in the country.
Some GP on the DVLA payroll can over rule him.
100% sure that’s what’s happened here.
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DVLA is one of the most useless Govt departments in existence.
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David Moyes Everton vs Newcastle underperforming in the league but doing alright in europe - Thats right its 2004 again
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