Monkeys Fist
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1 minute ago, strawb said:
No idea who those two are
You don’t need to.
But if you see them, just stare at your feet.
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7 minutes ago, strawb said:
Sat in the lounge at Manchester airport waiting for our flights to Bilbao, can’t fucking wait
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13 hours ago, Isegrim said:
On the campsite in Basque territory. Oz or Dennis nowhere to be seen.
Had Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru taken them out for a blue milk?
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4 minutes ago, Dougle said:
Dan McCafferty highly agrees with this sentiment.
Not any more, he doesn’t.
( was the above pic taken in 2023?)
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7 hours ago, Andrew said:
Everyone say "Thank you Ant" because he's fucking sorted this in an evening
“ Have ye tried switching’ the wee yoke off and then back on again, sure? “
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7 hours ago, Andrew said:
Everyone say "Thank you Ant" because he's fucking sorted this in an evening
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6 minutes ago, Meenzer said:
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Ant turning up to fix shit…
feels like Theoden waking up…
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1 hour ago, Ant said:
chill motherfuckers
(thats me away into the ether again)
Are you the agency lad we’ve brought in for Andrew’s holiday cover?
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1 hour ago, Ant said:
chill motherfuckers
(thats me away into the ether again)
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7 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:
the couple on the left man.
she looks very much like the trafalgar square fountain shitter, her chap looks like he's getting ready to curl one out on the patio.
The lad next to them in the blue has just beaten him to it.
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6 hours ago, Dougle said:
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/football/team/newcastle-united/
from .com knack me if links to them is not allowed
Im just so grateful his parents christened him William and not Phillip.
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Oh aye, Elvis Costello famously hated owt to do with Newcastle …
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1 minute ago, Renton said:
they need to take a look in the mirror
Fuck me- that’s a bit evil mate.
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Wykiki’s gaffer straight after speaking to the receptionist …
* mutters*
” Has this new cunt never heard of über?”-
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Is that bloke that lives in a basement eating crème eggs and belching still about?
His channel next season will be a documentary of one man’s descent in to severe depression.
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14 hours ago, Dougle said:
Bollocks
Nobody asked for your dick pics man.
Btw, I’d go to the doc if I were you.
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On 12/06/2025 at 13:10, ewerk said:
Sam Fender playing tonight.
Young Ms. Fist went to this.
She’s been recovering from a serious illness and this was one of her milestones so she was over the moon to be able to go.
I asked her what the highlight of the gig was and she said it was afterwards in the Metro station.
They were on the platform, the place was packed with everyone singing when it suddenly went quiet, and a strong tang of stale sweat and dirty kegs drifted through the place.
She turned around and saw a pathway open up through the crowd, and two lads in sunderland tops making their way confidently towards the platform, handing out slices of Pocket Cheeyse as they went.
Everyone gratefully received their slice , until they got to two lads stood next to my daughter.
She said they were both 7ft tall and over twenty stone with muscles on their fingers.
No sooner had they refused The Cheeyse when, KABLAAM, KAPOOOW!
The pair of them were one-punched by the givers of The Cheeyse- sparked out cold.
Everyone looked at their feet, and the atmosphere was briefly uncertain, but then some international students, 5 Japanese lasses, reverently approached the two lads and requested Cheeyse.
As soon as they got their slices, they started hopping up and down, clapping their hands and squeaking,” We hate the mags anarl, Mallas!”
Our two heroes got on their train, and as it pulled away and headed south, Ms. Fist thought she heard an Elvis song come over the station PA, but she’s not sure because at that very same moment
EVERY
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in that station broke out in spontaneous applause and cheering as our heroes left the station.
I’ve just snuck in to check on her now, and she’s slept with The Slice under her pillow, and has replaced her poster of Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud with this one of Eric Gates
Marras, I’ve never been so proud of her.
True story
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2 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:
Comparing the BB and the Beatles is like comparing Andrea Bocelli and the sex pistols. 2 completely different music styles. I prefer the BB to the Beatles but that’s just personal taste.
I don’t think anyone is necessarily comparing them to each other directly , however it’s very well documented that each band had a strong influence on the other.
edit; well, aye, PL is , but hey ho
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1 hour ago, Toonpack said:
Tony fucking Green, Jinky Jimmy Smith.
Terry Hibbitt was pretty tidy avec le ballon too.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp85gk40lk7o
Nonsense article about the return of derbies being used to push an increase in regional tourism, but…… there is juicy bait within!
Once that one lad on RTG who can read tells the rest about it, the fewm will be biblical
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40 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:
so it is just me then that doesn't really get Wilson or the Beach Boys? I hear good songs and nice harmonies but I also got the from the Brotherhood of Man
Using “God Only Knows” as the example, I think it’s because1- He did it first
2- Used/invented studio techniques to get multi-layered harmonies that were groundbreaking, at the time.
3- wasn’t his cunt cousin, Mike Love.
Like a lot of music from that era, people have become, perhaps not blasé about it, but have heard it so much they’re used to it.
Everthing that followed it using the same, or improved, techniques probably also now falls into that category, so the uniqueness of his talent has become dulled with time.
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9 hours ago, Dazzler said:
It’s like Alzheimer’s this place. Every day I have to be reminded that my heroes have died and relive the grief.
Dementia sufferers will often fall back on often used phrases from before they became ill
If I ever get it, I hope that once I can’t recognise my family and friends I start greeting them with
” who’s this Cunt?”
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11 hours ago, trophyshy said:
All this when every conspiracy nut has abandoned us.
They couldn’t take the denpressure.
Holidays 2025
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Honestly, you really don’t want to end up in a conversation with any of these two.