Monkeys Fist
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11 minutes ago, Ant said:
Newcastle win a trophy, Paddy's day tomorrow, class
(oh aye, hope you're all keeping alright 😉)
Ring 111 on Tuesday and they sort you out with a new liver
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1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:
Salah once again bottles a big game.
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He can score v IpswichI don’t think he bottled it so much as he couldn’t see what was happening from so deep in Toni’s back pocket.
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4 minutes ago, Ant said:
Newcastle win a trophy, Paddy's day tomorrow, class
(oh aye, hope you're all keeping alright 😉)
Who’s this cunt?
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I know Howe has been fucking immense in the way he’s transformed this club, but I’d like to say that if I’d hit a red light this morning we’d be heading home empty handed.
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Just now, OTF said:
poetically fitting given his integral role in our transformation.
Nice touch him and Bruno lifting it together
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Fuck this trucking shite- I I’m away on the piss
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8 minutes
COME ON!!!!
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I’m welling up here.
My Mam was at the 74 final and she would have absolutely loved this.
She hated the Dippers
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I’ve hit the baby wipes early
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5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:
Unreal, I'm like a baby's arm holding an apple, so important we score first but these cunts aren't finished, btw, when rob lee scored I was about four rows down, a lot of the current mob not so much.
I was just behind you!
Was that you in the home kit?
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Attacking our end this half.
omens…😂
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1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said:
FUCKING GET INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
You on dial up?
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Need another shite now
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Dare I say it yet?
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Anyone had shite in the last 5 minutes?
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Was that the dulcet times of Sir Les?
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4 minutes ago, Alex said:
just in case
Just in fucking case?
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2 minutes ago, ewerk said:
Slot gets the full handshake treatment from all pundits. Eddie gets a split screen with Ant and Dec for his interview.
There are many, many reasons I hope we win, but one of them is to hear that Scouse cunt Carragher drowning in his own, copious spit.
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Well, that’s me set up for the match, and the aftermath.
And yes, I will be in the nip.
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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:
Been fine all day, but the knotted stomach is fully set in now.
Get yourself down to Thurrock.
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Just now, ewerk said:
Still a more dignified method of cleaning than standing.Standing was an involuntary reaction to the Neptunes, tbh.
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1 minute ago, Toonpack said:
Keggan the cunt
Him and Tooshuck and Highway tormented us.
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Neave on the bench again.
17yr old striker.
Bring him on when we’re 3-0 up.
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3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Slot's had a French polisher out working on his head by the look of it. Wtf.
Again with the puns, Gemmzi
Newcastle v Liverpool - send him victorious
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