Monkeys Fist

In a nutshell. He bombarded Ant, at home and work, with so many repeated requests that it began to do his nut in. Absolute whopper. edit; Ant’s response to his initial request was that since Quiff used a username and email with no reference to his actual name, he would have to prove who he was before Ant could release any GDPR details because… well, GDPR

Targett probably did his hamstring at home, tripping over a pile of pizza boxes in the hall.

Are you mistaking this boards leading thread-starter with Jonah Gloom?

Is that Spaniel Lug’s granny at the back?

What does it say?

Took the laddie climbing at The Valley in Ouseburn. Fucking hell.

Fuck me. When did Chris Rea turn in to Willie Nelson?

With an egg in it?

Considering how often it happened under Fatty and Penfold, you’d think we’d be used to losing, but this fucking sucks.

Good memory there Queef. I don’t recall Alex stating his profession in the last year or so…

QYP

Hall I think

… not me.

“ Right lads, let’s offer them a Final solution…” Sounds right up your straße.

Ah, whatever happened to Deano?

CT about to find out what it’s like on the actual poverty line.

Hopper- absolutely savage.

Same with 5 day working weeks. It’s been shown in numerous trials now that productivity remains the same or actually rises with a four day week, whilst employees are far more content and less stressed. I work 5 days currently, 07:30-18:00. Constantly asked to do extra weekend shifts, for laughable rates. Yesterday, was asked at 15:00 if I’d do a shift today. Today him I was getting pegged by the Mrs. on Friday night and needed 2 days for my hoop to recover. They’ll get the idea eventually.

Then the (w)hole thing is soaked in piss.

Is this the teetotal version of Chez’s manic excesses?

Fyp

Jared Leto, the weird, rapey, god-complex bloke, has climbed the Empire State Building https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67380226 I have a few technical climbery type points here. Jared Leto’s height is variously stated as 5’9”-5’11”. So we can make an educated guess that each illuminated panel above is roughly 6’0”. There’s about 14-15 of them above him, so roughly 90’. That means there’s 90’ of rope between him and the top. In dynamic rope, which is what’s used in climbing, you can expect between 10-15% stretch in a fall, assuming the rope between the climber and the top is fairly taut. It’s plainly not taut in the pic. If he falls at this point, he’s going to drop at least 10-15’ before the rope begins to take his weight, another 5-6’ before he stops. Except… the photographer is obviously standing on a horizontal ledge,( There are lots of these all the way up the building), two panels below. He’d hit the ledge/photographer if he fell off. He’s also not wearing a lid, so if he got flipped by the loose rope, we’re looking at Cabbage Leto. Given the above, would anyone like to guess how bored I am at the moment?