Monkeys Fist

I was sitting right in line with Shearer, in the Gallowgate, when that went in. Schmeicel didn’t even try to save it, he knew he was beat. Glorious. ( I’m also pretty sure this was a milestone goal for him, whether total career goals or NUFC goals?)

“ Hi Lolisunshine, Welcome to the board. Do you like vacuum cleaners? I like vacuum cleaners…”

I’m glad to hear Grandma Fist is wearing her birthday present.

It’s the Hulk- I wouldn’t imagine foreplay was much more than “ HULK SMASH!”

Btw, “Dr. No” is Dougie Smith, Scottish Tory cunt and former owner of Fever Parties, a five-star swinger business. Yes, that kind of swinger. Obvs. Doreen never got invited to any.

It’s just what happens when a Mammy and Daddy love each other very much.

The biggest issue I have is her describing M&S as our “national department store” Has this gibbering fool not heard of Fenwicks, or Netto? I blame the brown people.

There’s a lovely mental image.

Isn’t Doreen Norris a published fiction author?

What would be the ideal snack to have with a glass of non-existent energy drink? Mmmm, some non-existent dried meat strips. This bloke is a walking, talking acid-fried maniac.

If we’re trawling old posts

A bright spot in an otherwise piss-wet miserable day today, was these two daft lads, fully kitted up in waterproofs, stood by a flood in the road in Cramlington and asking people to drive through and soak them. All of the cars ahead of me swerved it, as it was deep, but I tooted and flashed them to get ready. Put some revs on, went through it like Moses parting the Red Sea, and looked in my mirror to see the dafties Mint

I think that was down to poor marketing for their latest product.

Fyp

Plenty of parking near there too

In the green corner- you. In the black corner- Fish You won.

I mean, you could have put this in a graph… … low effort shit post. Keep it up my man!

Where are his hands?

Renton vs. Fish - The Big One. This is what we want Albert! NSFW, obvs, it’s me posting.

Walked past this lad in Gregg’s goods yard just now. I’ll take my omens wherever I can find ‘em.

Following on from my tale in last night’s post, I expect us to shaft these, 5-0, and then do their Mrs. Hat trick from Targett, the filthy bugger.

Nice to see Miggs get his shot off last night, too.

You can fuck all the way off out of it.

Fyp.