Monkeys Fist

None of them being from Liverpool just adds to it.

Denis Squelch looking fiiine…

HMHM’s slack-arsed mate takes a milk of magnesia supplement.

My son never lets me forget the time I didn’t realise Frozen was a fucking musical. He was 4, had seen the adverts with the funny snowman in it, and begged me to take him. We sat down, it started , and about 20 minutes in he stood up in his seat and whispered in my ear ( loud as fuck, as kids that age do), “Dad when are they going to stop singing? “ The little shite actually managed to doze off part way through - I was jealous as hell. So, aye, hate musicals, went to see Frozen, was a musical.

They might be better off fielding Lord Rockingham’s XI

Maybe this is the week that CT finally gets th… Actually, on second thoughts.… Maybe not.

Canny reads those, not as good as the Odyssey, but once Bart and Maggie came along he didn’t have as much time as before.

It’s fucking mental that just less than 10 years ago, some regular, run-of-the-mill, mildly stupid but essentially normal for ‘Murica voted the Shit Clown in because they liked The Apprentice, and now those same people are fully fledged, hate-filled, conspiracy fuelled, cult members, covering their homes, cars and clothes in the name of the Shitmeister. I wonder if we’ll see the likes of Bob and Jean, the nice old couple from down the street who used to do Christmas House lights for charidee, plastered head to toe in the Frog Mouthed Cunt , popping down to the tattoo parlour to have “Stop der Bhoats!” Inked across their crimson foreheads on the way to their Neighbourhood Darkie Watch meeting with Stew and Joan, that nice couple who pay for all the flags during “Hate the Forriners” month?

The Mango has clearly had the word from his minions in the DoJ that they’ve “cleaned” the files. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgv653v1vjo And, of course, he’s attempting to deflect attention towards Bubba Clinton, who Guifre and others have specifically said took no part in abuse.

Most of Howe’s incoming players, tbh. He doesn’t really go for fancy superstars, but each player has added something to the team that was in need of improvement, even if it’s adding “future” players to the squad like Park. None of that was happening under the previous lot. Trippier was a crucial signing, Bruno too. Then you look at young lads like Tino and Hall. All great signings without being a superstar , and all contributing to raising the bar of the whole squad, which is what Howe is about.

🎶🎵Potato, potahto, Racist, mackem Lets call the whole thing unhinged 🎶🎵

Did you watch it in 2 minute bursts on TikTok? It’s one of the best movies of the year man.

I’m totally picturing yer man doing the head wobble, too.

He’ll be ok once his lift home turns up.

The reason we don’t “step foot in the village” isn’t because of hate, like. I have a toilet at home.

Presumably applications will go in to a draw, with the successful applicants being told by email they have lost?

It’s a perfectly cromulent term for one of those woman types.

His face was initially blurred on the BBC report, and I was thinking, ” Bet it’s that Andrew Windsor!”

Often brought to their door by a small boat danger to society.

You know about the hidden bear on the logo, aye?

Of course, resting my elbows on the cistern, like a normal person.

It could also be the cover of a White Stripes bootleg. The Brown Stripes.

I was based at Anzere, next door to Crans Montana when I was a snowboard bum. If you see any Swiss 30yr olds with Geordie accents, tell them Dad says hello.

Do any US courts have the power to enforce it , assuming he actually went through with it and won? Either way, I’m fairly sure the BEEB can play delay until the rancid bag of shite breathes his last rancid breath.

If you look closely, you’ll see I had a shite in reverse then played it back.