Monkeys Fist

Noted. Any HGV parking?

I’m not even going to bother keeping an eye on the score tonight because let’s face it, They’ve already lost

I get it, you’re angry and lashing out. It’s natural to be a bit upset about your brother being an arboreal fiend, but just take a deep breath, clean up the dead rabbits, and whip out some nice sheets of xG. There now … that’s better. If you need any advice on how to arrange prison visits I’m here for you.

Bomb Bay Duck, anyone?

That fucker on the right is Gemmill’s secret brother. They sent him away because he was noticeably outshining his siblings.

Anyone within a 40 mile radius of shitsville might want to make sure your pets are indoors after 12:00pm today. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2jg4j7k9po Once the morlocks wake up and see this, the collective fewming whine is likely to knock your pets bandy, and possible create a tsunami.

What is it about male public toilets that makes your little mushroom so damned sweaty?

Fyp

Fewming because they’ve decided that PIF is giving free meals to kids in Newcastle Also, that last line… Kids- kids are definitely more vile than murderers

When we were in Normandy with the kids, we came across the Basilica of Saint Therese of Lisieux, massive Cathedral started in 1929, finished in 1954, with some mild bombing* in between. Definitely worth a visit if you’re in the area- the pairings and murals inside are fucking mad, in fact, I’d recommend dropping a tab before you go, it’s the only way to explain this depiction of the Middle Eastern lad Jesus Bat Shit Insanity * you can go up the outside of the dome, and on the top path there’s an in situ shell from ww2, stuck in the pathway, which, of course,didn’t go off and was a miracle.

Joseph Swan- top lad.

Standing looking at a chimney is one of the least bonkers things that’s been done “in the name if the Lord” over the millennia, let’s be honest.

I always find a ball-gag works wonders with consent as they just can’t say no.

0800 5318008. Put me on speed daal.

I posted that over in the NUFC old pics thread earlier , and also found an article about his brother Ted- apparently he died in 1970, going overboard off a tanker off the coast of Dubai, and there are strong suggestions he was murdered, which I’d never heard about.

I don’t know what all the argy-bhajji is about?

Isn’t excel just a case of filling the boxes?

When I had my rope access business we took in a Chinese lad as an apprentice but had to let him go as he couldn’t handle the exposure. Still, I’ll always remember Wai Tu Hii fondly.

I only made it to through the first stages, the Elton John level 1. Level 2 ABBA did for me on the first song, Tikka Chance on Me.

He couldn’t- that was the problem.

I should add that the course is a great way to learn a language, and is presented by India’s no. 1 karaoke star, Geruptah Singh.

I once tried to learn Indian through the songs of Elton John, and I can say that Sari seems to be the hardest word.

Aye, anyone who deep fry’s “roast potatoes” should be hung by their own intestines.